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Epic Crazy Lady's Husband
Eclh original
Traditional depiction of the Epic Crazy Lady's Husband

Name

Michael E. Swayze

Category

Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard

Occupation

Diesel mechanic and tire salesman

Age

1956 (age 60–61)

Nationality

American

Residence

Malvern, Arkansas


(formerly 900 Collins Rd.
Hot Springs, Arkansas)

Spouse(s)

Martha Swayze (m. 1989 - 2014; widower)

Children

2 (Alesha Swayze, at least 1 son, Jimmy)

The Epic Crazy Lady's Husband, or ECLH, is the trash-talking and thoroughly racist husband of the Epic Crazy Lady. Not much is known about him, except that his real name is Mike Swayze, and that he owns a diesel repair / tire service shop, which was located at the same address as his home in Hot Springs, Arkansas at the time of the original prank calls, and for which he was the only employee at the time. He was originally called after the Epic Crazy Lady's home phone number was blocked in early 2008, leaving only his business line open for further prank calls.

He and his wife were revived for a few prank calls in the summer of 2011 by Xaozzz and supposedly in September of 2012, his number being given to a prank caller on youtube, however no further calls have been made since. Many of the lines in the soundboard of him have not been found in the remaining prank calls made to him on the internet, leading many to believe there are several lost calls to him.

His Facebook page suggests that he is a keen wrestling fan; also, notably, he is a member of a number of church-related groups, ironic in view of some of his hate- and profanity-filled babbling.

DepictionEdit

ECLH's depiction originates in a woman's lighthearted blog about her family and relatively mundane rural lifestyle. In the image that became the "face" of Martha Swayze's trash-talking, foul-mouthed, and racist spouse, Mike, the caption read, "My crazy husband," afterwards saying that he did not think the flash of the camera would work in the dark, which would largely explain the fairly comical pose. At the same time, the awkward hand gestures are a major contribution to the image's ability to personify ECLH, as they can be readily interpreted as thuggish in nature, much akin to Swayze's overall attitude.

Mike's Diesel and TireEdit

Main article: Mike's Diesel and Tire

Swayze started his business, Mike's Diesel and Tire, in 1999, in Hot Springs at their first known address: 900 Cones Road. It is unknown how successful his business is but holds an average of 4 out of 5 stars. The Swayze family appears to have moved at least twice between 2009 and 2010, the first address moved to remains unknown, but their current place of residence is in Malvern, Arkansas.

QuotesEdit

  • I dunno who you are, think you're callin' me, cussin' me!
  • "O-KAY"
  • I ain't called your house, you stupid ass, don't call my phone back.
  • Ya know, I got a trace on my phone, it's tracin' your fuckin' name, bitch!
  • Look, you son of a bitch, I ever find out where you're at, you're fuckin' dead!
  • I dunno who in the hell you are, you black son of a bitch, but I ain't called your fuckin' house, you fuckin' nigger!
  • You fucking sick fucking nigger...
  • You goddamn child molesting whore, you...
  • Hey nigger, nigger-I'm gonna come kill you, nigger! You fucking child-err-you-you a child molester, you know, that's why you have to call someone's phone 'cause you're a pervert. You're a child molester. Child molester, ain't you? You just a child molester. Yeah...you a child molester.
  • You piece of shit, don't you ever call me!
  • You fuckin' trashy-ass whore!
  • You know, the phone company's recordin' your calls, so keep on, you goddamn dick-lick!
  • I'm fuckin' your wife and your daughter right now, motherfucker. What do you think about that? I'm fuckin' your wife in her ass. What do you think about that, bitch? Fuckin' her in her ass! And she likes it.
  • You know...I'm about tired of your goddamn callin' me, I'm recordin' your calls, the phone company's record 'em... so asshole you're gonna be the one being a asshole, not me... so don't call me back.
  • None of your damn business and kiss my ass.
  • Call me again, you fuckin'...queer!
  • May God bless you and you have a good day.
  • Somebody's gonna put you in the ground... if I ever find out who you are.
  • Somebody's gonna blow your shit away, if I ever find out who you are.
  • We Know where you're callin' from... You're in Manhattan.
  • I'm going to be there on Monday morning, in New York, when they arrest your ass. 
  • Hi, You've reached Mike Swayze... We're not in right now... As soon as we come in we'll return your call, thank you.
  • I know where you're at. You're in New York and I'm gonna have your ass motorized by mornin, Bitch!
  • You Piece- a- shit, don't call my number no more!
  • Hey nigger I'm in Hot Springs, why don't you come around, I'll cut your fuckin' guts out, you black sonamabitch!
  • Fuck you, Nigger!
  • Child molester, child molester, child molester!
  • Yeah, can you hear?

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
2008 Duncan, Jack Nicholson & Arnold call Epic Crazy Lady's Husband Epic Crazy Lady's Husband Original call. [1]
2008 Black Guy calls Epic Crazy Lady's Husband CrankCallingYou Epic Crazy Lady's Husband Original call. [2]
2008 Duncan calls a Restaurant Epic Crazy Lady's Husband Call to the Pissed-Off Waitress, with a short call to Epic Crazy Lady's Husband at the end. [3]
2008 Epic Crazy Lady calls her Husband and Herself PrankensteinX Epic Crazy Lady's Husband Cameo from the Jackass Plumber. [4]
N/A Original Calls to the Jackass Plumber Part. 7 Jackass Plumber [5]
2008 Original Calls to the Satanic Racist Satanic Racist [6]
2009 Duncan and Epic Crazy Lady's Husband call a Pizza Place Ultimate Prank Calls Deputy Martin [7]
July 25, 2008 Crazy Lady's Husband calls the Racist Redneck (and more) Dizeestl Racist Redneck [8]
March 13, 2009 Epic Crazy Ladies Husband calls an AA hotline buffyou101 Various [9]
April 22, 2009 Drunk Guy and Epic Crazy Lady's Husband make a couple calls and Mother Tucker calls herself Happypranksgiving Various [10]
July 5, 2009 Epic Crazy Lady's Husband needs help DrMartiniPranks Various [11]
September 7, 2009 Epic Crazy Ladys Husband - Prank Call Andrewvanrhoberts Male victim [12]
September 15, 2009 Double feature feat. epic crazy lady's husband and chris tucker Killjoy812 Male victim [13]
December 17, 2009 Prank Mix - Volume 2 Phuckaducker Male victim [14]
N/A ECL, ECLH, AA Guy, Angry Mother And Son Brian79camino Male victim [15]
N/A ECLH, The Student, Angry Mother And Son, And Duncan Brian79camino Female victim [16]
N/A ECL And Husband, Duncan, High Redneck, And G-Girl Call Some People Brian79camino Male victim [17]
N/A Angry black guy and Epic crazy ladys husband call the bar payphone Nomadcowatbk Various [18]
N/A Tom, ECL And Husband Wear A Guy Out Brian79camino Male victim [19]
N/A ECL And Her Husband Call Some Guy Brian79camino Male victim [20]
N/A Phuckboy And ECLH Brian79camino Various [21]
N/A Young Redneck And ECLH Brian79camino Various [22]
March 2, 2010 ECLH Calls 1-800-SKYDIVE (and more...) HookerXAttacker Male victims [23]
March 20, 2010 The icall Robot interviews Chris The Hacker and ECLH has information TheHoboMolester5000 Chris the Hacker [24]
May 5, 2010 Epic Crazy Lady's Husband Calls eBay Firstcomingg eBay [25]
May 22, 2010 Epic Crazy Lady's Husband on a Rampage and Having Difficulties with Directions Purpledrone Various [26]
June 8, 2010 ECLH Tyree Sperv Santos Bsides Firstcomingg Male victim [27]
June 11, 2010 CRB and ECLH call payphone near the bar Nomadcowatbk Various [28]
June 11, 2010 CRB and ECLH call payphone near bar part 2 Nomadcowatbk Various [29]
June 11, 2010 CRB and ECLH call payphone near the bar part 3 Nomadcowatbk Various [30]
August 29, 2010 The Chinaman, Epic Crazy Lady's Husband and Officer Martin Call a Bakery SiebeSniper Female victim [31]
September 17, 2010 Epic Crazy Lady's Husband & Duncan calls a Mississippi Jerk (Episode 3) PrankEnterprises Male victim [32]
September 24, 2010 Epic Crazy Lady's Husband, Tom & Rick make more calls (Episode 4) PrankEnterprises [33]
September 25, 2010 Frank Garrett, Philly Thug And More Call A Hotel SiebeSniper Various [34]
October 15, 2010 Arnold Schwarzenegger, Epic Crazy Lady's Husband & Rick call rampage (Episode 7) PrankEnterprises [35]
2011 Telemarketer Revenge 12: Assault of the stereotyping company Revolverocelot2501 [36]
2011 Telemarketer Revenge 14: Epic Crazy Lady's Husband turns the tables Revolverocelot2501 Various [37]
April 16, 2011 Duncan and the gang cawl up some towin companies Modlight yagami Various [38]
Summer 2011 Chris TERRORIZES the Epic Crazy Ladys House PrankensteinX Epic Crazy Lady's Husband and Epic crazy Lady Calls made when the number was rediscovered. 2 sons discovered, Jimmy Swayze and unknown brother. [39]
May 4, 2011 Epic Crazy Lady's Husband Makes a Few Calls Randmanq Various [40]
May 7, 2011 Epic Crazy Lady's Husband, bran dicamillo and chris hanson make some calls Randmanq [41]
June 20, 2011 Husband And Wife Bother Some People (ECL, ECLH) Brian79camino Various [42]
September 11, 2011 Epic Crazy Lady's Husband (Featuring Chris the Hacker) B Sides Purpledrone Various [43]
October 13, 2011 Telemarketer Revenge 27: Assault of the verification company Revolverocelot2501 Male victim [44]
February 15, 2012 Epic Crazy Lady's Husband & Chinaman call a Black Couple Kkkrulesuniggers31 Couple [45]
February 26, 2012 Special Vengence 6: Pay your bills *not* (part the second) Revolverocelot2501 Various [46]
March 26, 2012 Indignation TheMerlinOfAR [47]
November 20, 2012 Telemarketer Revenge 58: Vacation of the irate Valkyries Revolverocelot2501 Female victim [48]
November 23, 2012 LONGEST prank call ever, IBM calls a porn shop the fourth time Tom0900060 Porn Shop Whigger [49]

ReferencesEdit

General
Specific
  1. Duncan, Jack Nicholson, and Arnold call Epic Crazy Lady's Husband on YouTube
  2. The Angry Black Guy Calls The Crazy Lady's Husband (CrankCallingYou) on YouTube
  3. Duncan calls a Restaurant on YouTube
  4. Epic Crazy Lady calls Herself and her Husband (Classic call reupload) on YouTube
  5. Original Calls to the Jackass Plumber Part. 7 on YouTube
  6. Original prank calls to the satanic racist on YouTube
  7. Duncan & ECLH call Big Daddy's Pizza (Deputy Martin original call) on YouTube
  8. Crazy Lady's Husband calls the Racist Redneck (and more) on YouTube
  9. Epic Crazy Ladies Husband calls an AA hotline on YouTube
  10. Drunk Guy and Epic Crazy Lady's Husband make a couple calls and Mother Tucker calls herself on YouTube
  11. Epic Crazy Lady's Husband needs help on YouTube
  12. Epic Crazy Ladys Husband - Prank Call on YouTube
  13. Double feature feat. epic crazy lady's husband and chris tucker on YouTube
  14. Prank Mix - Volume 2 on YouTube
  15. ECL, ECLH, AA Guy, Angry Mother And Son (reupload) on YouTube
  16. ECLH, The Student, Angry Mother And Son, And Duncan (reupload) on YouTube
  17. ECL And Husband, Duncan, High Redneck, And G-Girl Call Some People (reupload) on YouTube
  18. Angry black guy and Epic crazy ladys husband call the bar payphone (reupload) on YouTube
  19. Tom, ECL And Husband Wear A Guy Out (reupload) on YouTube
  20. ECL And Her Husband Call Some Guy (reupload) on YouTube
  21. Phuckboy And ECLH (reupload) on YouTube
  22. Young Redneck And ECLH (reupload) on YouTube
  23. ECLH Calls 1-800-SKYDIVE (and more...) on YouTube
  24. The icall Robot interviews Chris The Hacker and ECLH has information on YouTube
  25. Epic Crazy Lady's Husband Calls eBay on YouTube
  26. Epic Crazy Lady's Husband on a Rampage and Having Difficulties with Directions on YouTube
  27. ECLH Tyree Sperv Santos Bsides on YouTube
  28. CRB and ECLH call payphone near the bar on YouTube
  29. CRB and ECLH call payphone near bar part 2 on YouTube
  30. CRB and ECLH call payphone near the bar part 3 on YouTube
  31. The Chinaman, Epic Crazy Lady's Husband and Officer Martin Call a Bakery - Prank Call on YouTube
  32. Epic Crazy Lady's Husband & Duncan calls a Mississippi Jerk (Episode 3) on YouTube
  33. Epic Crazy Lady's Husband, Tom & Rick make more calls (Episode 4) on YouTube
  34. Frank Garrett, Philly Thug And More Call A Hotel - Prank Call on YouTube
  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Epic Crazy Lady's Husband & Rick call rampage (Episode 7) on YouTube
  36. Telemarketer Revenge 12: Assault of the stereotyping company (reuploaded) on YouTube
  37. Telemarketer Revenge 14: Epic Crazy Lady's Husband turns the tables (reuploaded) on YouTube
  38. Duncan and the gang cawl up some towin companies **NEW** on YouTube
  39. xaozzz/PrankensteinX - Chris TERRORIZES the Epic Crazy Ladys House *NEW* on YouTube
  40. Epic Crazy Lady's Husband Makes a Few Calls on YouTube
  41. Epic Crazy Lady's Husband, bran dicamillo and chris hanson make some calls on YouTube
  42. Husband And Wife Bother Some People (ECL, ECLH) on YouTube
  43. Epic Crazy Lady's Husband (Featuring Chris the Hacker) B Sides on YouTube
  44. Telemarketer Revenge 27: Assult of the verification company on YouTube
  45. Epic Crazy Lady's Husband & Chinaman call a Black Couple on YouTube
  46. Special Vengence 6: Pay your bills *not* (part the second) on YouTube
  47. Indignation on YouTube
  48. Telemarketer Revenge 58: Vacation of the irate Valkyries on YouTube
  49. LONGEST prank call ever, IBM calls a porn shop the fourth time on YouTube

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