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Epic Crazy Lady calls her Husband and Herself
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

PrankensteinX

Soundboard(s) used

Epic Crazy Lady

Victim(s)

Epic Crazy Lady, Epic Crazy Lady's Husband

Length

2:02

The Epic Crazy Lady calls to argue with her husband, and later herself. The Jackass Plumber makes a suprise appearance at the end of the call.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Hello?
Epic Crazy Lady: You have got a issue problem! God needs to move in your life!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Well just keep talkin' so they can rec- keep recordin' your call.
Epic Crazy Lady: Yeah, that's what you are: a big 'ol chicken!!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: [unintelligible]
Epic Crazy Lady: WHO do you think you are?!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Somebody's that gonna put you...in the ground...
Epic Crazy Lady: What?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: ...if I ever find out who you are.

Epic Crazy Lady: What?!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Somebody's gonna blow your shit away, if I ever find out who you are.
Epic Crazy Lady: Bring yourself over here...and I'LL SHOW YA...WHAT A WHOOPIN' IS!!!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Well, I wish you'd tell me where you're at BITCH ... 'cause I'd be right over there.
Epic Crazy Lady: I live at 900 Collins Road! Bring yourself, buddy!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You're where?
Epic Crazy Lady: I don't know who you are, but I'll tell you what: I live at 900 Collins Road! Why don't you bring yourself over here?!
[*The real-life Epic Crazy Lady takes the phone from her husband*]
Epic Crazy Lady: You a liar! You are a liar because-
Epic Crazy Lady: (soundboard) You have got a issue problem!
Epic Crazy Lady: -I live at 900 Collins Road, so, you are a liiiaaar.
Epic Crazy Lady: (soundboard) God needs to move in your life...SEVERELY!
Epic Crazy Lady: You know what?! Bring yourself to my house then! [*hangs up*]


Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Look you son of a bitch if I ever find out where you're at ... you're fuckin' DEAD. Don't call my number again.
Epic Crazy Lady: Yeah, that's what you are: a big 'ol chicken!!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: [unintelligible]
Epic Crazy Lady: Bring yourself over here and show it!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: [*hangs up*]


Call #3

[*phone rings*]
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Hello?
Epic Crazy Lady: Do you know that you're not supposed to talk that way?!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: [pause] You know something?
Epic Crazy Lady: GOD forgive you!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: These calls are being recorded so you just keep on, we know where you're at.
Epic Crazy Lady: Bring yourself over here...and I'LL SHOW YA...WHAT A WHOOPIN' IS!!!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: [*hangs up*]


Call #4 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Epic Crazy Lady: Hello?
Jackass Plumber: Hey, what's up?! What's happening, man?
Epic Crazy Lady: [unintelligible]
Jackass Plumber: [unintelligible]..like a little seven you old, you know that?
Epic Crazy Lady: I'm fixin'...I'm fixin' to call the operator and I'm gonna have this...traced...
Jackass Plumber: What'd you say?
Epic Crazy Lady: ...because this is like the fourth or fifth time that y'all have called, and I'm tired of it!
Jackass Plumber: [laughs]
Epic Crazy Lady: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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