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Florist, Officer Martin, and Sgt. Libski call a Grocery Store
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

ThePhonePirate

Soundboard(s) used

Gay Florist, Deputy Martin, Sgt. Libski

Victim(s)

Three female grocery store employees

Length

4:30

Audio

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The Gay Florist attempts to confront some grocery store clerks that have been prank calling him repeatedly. After being rudely hung up on 3 times, he calls the cops and has Deputy Martin and Sgt. Libski deal with the problem.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: (censored) Pantry.
Gay Florist: Hello?
Female victim: Yes.
Gay Florist: Do you have a problem?
Female victim: Excuse me?
Gay Florist: Do you have a problem?
Female victim: (pause) Not that I know of.
Gay Florist: I have been called fifteen times!
Female victim: Not by me, uh, you haven't.
Gay Florist: Well, uh, this number here, is on my caller ID.
Female victim: This is a grocery store. I'm sorry that I don't know what you're talking about.
Gay Florist: Why you callin' me every three minutes for?!
Female victim: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Female victim #2: Pantry. May I help you?
Gay Florist: Hello?
Female victim #2: Hello?
Gay Florist: Why you callin' me every three minutes for?!
Female victim #2: Who me?
Gay Florist: Yeah. Why you callin' me every three minutes for?!
Female victim #2: [*hangs up*]


Call #3

Female victim #2: Hello?
Gay Florist: Hello.
Female victim #2: How can I help you?
Gay Florist: I didn't call you!
Female victim #2: Yes..you did.
Gay Florist: Uh-huh. Why don't you hang-up the phone...and come to the number you're calling and discuss the matter? If you've got the guts to do it.
Female victim #2: I have no idea what you're talking about. You have called this number twice.
Gay Florist: I'm not trying to call nobody!
Female victim #2: THEN why do you keep calling?
Gay Florist: I didn't call you!
Female victim #2: Apparently you are because my phone keeps ringing.
Gay Florist: Well, uh, this number here, is on my caller ID.
Female victim #2: Well, I have not made no phone calls sir. I just came on to the register.
Gay Florist: I'll bust your head wide-open if I could see you.
Female victim #2: Wow, that's some anger and aggression.
Gay Florist: Yeah.
Female victim #2: Who is this?
Gay Florist: I'm trying to find out.
Female victim #2: No, I asked who YOU were.
Gay Florist: Just don't call this number no more.
Female victim #2: [*hangs up*]

Call #4

[*phone rings*]
Female victim #2: Hello, can I help you?
Deputy Martin: Who is this?
[*police radio traffic in background*]
Female victim #2: This is (censored) Pantry.
Deputy Martin: This is the Sheriff's Office. This is Deputy Martin from the Sheriff's Department.
[*police radio traffic in background*]
Female victim #2: Ok...
Deputy Martin: Are you...are you calling here?
[*police radio traffic in background*]
Female victim #2: (annoyed) No, I was not.
Deputy Martin: Stop callin' here.
Female victim #2: I'm not calling there.
Deputy Martin: I'm gonna advise you now, this is the sheriff's department. (pause) I'm advising YOU to stop calling.
Female victim #2: AND I'm informing..I have not made no phone calls from this phone number.
[*Victim begins talking to someone in the background*]
Deputy Martin: Callin' ya and cussin' ya, okay. Why would I call and cuss you when I'm on the sheriff's department? Why would I call somebody...and cuss 'em out?
Female victim #2: I don't KNOW. If you're "the sheriff's department" then why WOULD you be calling and cussing me out?
Deputy Martin: Go ahead! I'll keep talkin'.
Female victim #2: I'm assuring you I have not made no phone calls from this number.
Deputy Martin: There's nobody callin' ya.
Female victim #2: The phone rang through to me. I'm at WORK.
Deputy Martin: No one's called ya.
Female victim #2: THEN why does my phone ring and why does someone be on the other side thinking that I'm calling them?
Deputy Martin: I'm advising you to stop calling.
[*police radio traffic in background*]
Female victim #2: I'm not calling there!
Deputy Martin: Who is this?
Female victim #2: I told you this is (censored) Pantry.
Deputy Martin: Stop callin' here.
Female victim #2: I'm NOT calling there.
[*police radio traffic in background*]
Deputy Martin: I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza.
Female victim #2: What?
Deputy Martin: Hey come right here, I'll be right here!
Female victim #2: I am at work! I'm not going anywhere and if this is the REALLY the sheriff's station I am sorry but I have NOT made any phone calls from this number!!
Deputy Martin: Stop callin' here.
Female victim #2: Why don't you stop calling ME?!
Deputy Martin: No one's called ya.
Female victim #2: Really?! 'Cause this is the third time this has happened today!
Deputy Martin: No one's called ya.
Female victim #2: Whatever. [*hangs up*]

Call #5 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Female victim #3: [Unintelligible]
Sgt. Libski: Hello?
Female victim #3: Oh, uh, hello?
Sgt. Libski: Can you hear me?
Female victim #3: Uh, yeah. This is (censored) Pantry.
Sgt. Libski: This is Sgt. Libski. Is this an emergency?
Female victim #3: Hello?
Sgt. Libski: Do you want some help?
Female victim #3: Uhh, no. Who is this?
Sgt. Libski: Yeah, the police department.
Female victim #3: (talking to someone in the background) Oh my god.
Sgt. Libski: You're talking to Sgt. Lipski.
Female victim #3: We must have a three-way call goin' on here?
Sgt. Libski: Are you making a prank call to the police department? We don't take jokes.
Female victim #3: (laughs) You called me! I don't even want to go there.
Sgt. Libski: Alright, gimme...gimme the nearest officers out here. We're sending the nearest officers to ya out there right now to your address.
Female victim #3: [*hangs up*]
Sgt. Libski: Hello?

[End of call]

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