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Fortunecookiesucks calls Duncan to wish him a Merry Christmas
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Fortunecookiesucks

Soundboard(s) used

N/A

Victim(s)

Duncan

Length

2:22

Fortunecookiesucks calls Duncan to wish him a Merry Christmas (originally titled Seasons Greetings from Frank Garrett) is a soundboard prank call made by Fortunecookiesucks on December 20, 2010.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*phone rings*]
Duncan: Hello.
Fortunecookiesucks: Hello Frank. Merry Christmas.
Duncan: ...
Fortunecookiesucks: Merry Christmas.
Duncan: ...
Fortunecookiesucks: Happy holidays.
Duncan: [Unintelligible]
Fortunecookiesucks: Hope everything's going well.
Duncan: (in a soft voice) Stupid son of a bitch. Why don't you go to hell, would ya?
Fortunecookiesucks: Hey! I'm trying to be nice to you Frank. Have a happy holiday.
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #2 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Duncan: Hello.
Fortunecookiesucks: Hey Frank. Why were you so rude, earlier? I just, I just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Duncan: ...
Fortunecookiesucks: Merry Christmas, Frank. Happy...Hanukkah. Happy Kwanza. Happy New Years'. (pause) Hope you-
Duncan: Are you ready? Is it my turn now?
Fortunecookiesucks: Yeah! Go ahead.
Duncan: Fuck you, and Hanukkah, too!
Fortunecookiesucks: Ok.
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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