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Fugitive Recovery Agent
Fugitive Recovery Agent
Kaptaintrips' Depiction of Fugitive Recovery Agent

Category

Prank Call Victim

Occupation

Bailbond employee

Age

mid to-late 20s

Nationality

American

Fugitive Recovery Agent is a prank call victim who was discovered by Kaptaintrips in March 2012. He was first called by Deputy Sling Blade[1] and, later on, by Chinaman, Vietman and Retarded Sheriff.

In the original call, the victim unsuccessfully attempted to intimidate the Deputy by claiming to be a "fugitive recovery agent" and "an officer of the court." It appears that the young man believes his employment at the bail bonding company is the equivalent of an actual law-enforcement officer.

Quotes

  • "Wh-who are you?"
  • "Are you, um, was you talking, uh, do you realize you're talking to an officer of the court?"
  • "You understand that sir? Or do you want ME to send the police over to you? For harassing a fugitive recovery agent? Is that what you want?"
  • "You know if you wanna call ... and THREATEN ... an officer of the court I can take care of it MYSELF!"
  • "Are we clear?"
  • "ARE WE CLEAR?!"
  • "I- No you said you called this woman's phone. I don't know who you're talking about."
  • "What number are you even talking about?"
  • "No, I don't- are you sure you've even got the wrong, uh, right number? "
  • "I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about. I think you dialed the wrong number."
  • "I'm not gonna tolerate this crap!"
  • "Do you UNDERSTAND I'm a fugitive recovery agent?"
  • "Well who you ARE talking to right now is a fugitive recovery agent."
  • "You called ME!"
  • "You called MY number!"
  • "You shouldn't be threatening any officer and you shouldn't be threatening anybody ... for starters. And you shouldn't threaten an officer of the court either for sure."
  • "Seriously ... I'm a fugitive recovery agent, and I AM an officer of the court, and you're sitting there threatening me, you know, so you shouldn't be doing THAT."
  • "Well that's FINE with me, you know, I've never done anything wrong. I'm an officer of the court!"
  • "I think that you called the wrong number."
  • "If that's what you want I can take care of that!"
  • "I understand that you're probably upset but I don't know what you're even talking about and you're not making anything clear."
  • "Wha- who, who are you talking about?"
  • "Who are you talking to?"
  • "I, um, I'm really having a hard time what you're sayin' sir."
  • "Good luck."

Prank Calls

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
March 9, 2012 Deputy Sling Blade vs. Fugitive Recovery Agent Kaptaintrips Fugitive Recovery Agent Original call. [1]
July 17, 2012 Fugitive Recovery Agent makes himself CLEAR!!! Quitspazzin Male victim [2]
July 19, 2012 Deputy Sling Blade & Fugitive Recovery Agent confuse a woman Quitspazzin Female victim [3]
August 20, 2012 Vietman / ChinaMan vs. Fugitive Recovery Agent Kaptaintrips Fugitive Recovery Agent [4]
October 3, 2012 Retarded Sheriff vs. Fugitive Recovery Agent Kaptaintrips Fugitive Recovery Agent [5]
October 19, 2012 Birmingham Redneck and family dial wrong numbers Quitspazzin Female victim [6]
July 9, 2014 Fugitive Recovery Agent vs. FRA (short) Kaptaintrips Fugitive Recovery Agent [7]
January 5, 2016 BIGFOOT vs. Fugitive Recovery Agent KaptaintripsFugitive Recovery Agent [8]

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 Deputy Sling Blade vs. Fugitive Recovery Agent on YouTube
  2. Fugitive Recovery Agent makes himself CLEAR!!! on YouTube
  3. Deputy Sling Blade & Fugitive Recovery Agent confuse a woman on YouTube
  4. Vietman / ChinaMan vs. Fugitive Recovery Agent on YouTube
  5. Retarded Sheriff vs. Fugitive Recovery Agent on YouTube
  6. Birmingham redneck and family dial wrong numbers on YouTube
  7. Fugitive Recovery Agent vs. FRA (short) on YouTube
  8. BIGFOOT vs. Fugitive Recovery Agent on YouTube