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Gay Florist calls The Harlem Barber
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

TheGoldenPhone2

Soundboard(s) used

Gay Florist

Victim(s)

Harlem Barber
Harlem Barber's wife

Length

9:22

Gay Florist calls The Harlem Barber is a soundboard prank call made by TheGoldenPhone2 in October 2009. It is the first and only call featuring Harlem Barber's wife.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Harlem Barber: Barbershop.
Gay Florist: Hello?
Harlem Barber: Hello.
Gay Florist: What can I help you with today?
Harlem Barber: You called me.
Gay Florist: Why you callin' me every three minutes for?!
Harlem Barber: (softly) Who are you sir?
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber: You just called me. This is a barbershop, sir.
Gay Florist: Well, uh, this number here, is on my caller ID.
Harlem Barber: Well, I don't know .. how it is but-
Gay Florist: Well, I'm tryin' to find out!
Harlem Barber: No-nobody makes calls over here. We only recieve calls here.
Gay Florist: I'm not callin' nobody.
Harlem Barber: Huh?
Gay Florist: I'm not callin' nobody.
Harlem Barber: Why don't you call ... call, call the, um, telephone company and get them to check that for you. We don't, we don't make calls here. We only receive them.
Gay Florist: Why don't you get your brass balls and come up here, buddy?
Harlem Barber: Ok, buddy. Have a good one. [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Harlem Barber's wife: Barbershop.
Gay Florist: Hello?
Harlem Barber's wife: (annoyed) Barbershop.
Gay Florist:' I have been called fifteen times!
Harlem Barber's wife: Don't call here no more then, alright?
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: Then you don't have to worry about gettin' called fifteen times.
Gay Florist: I'm not callin' nobody.
Harlem Barber's wife: [*hangs up*]


Call #3

[*phone rings*]
Harlem Barber's wife: Barbershop.
Gay Florist: Why don't you hang-up the phone...and come to the number you're calling and discuss the matter? If you've got the guts to do it.
Harlem Barber's wife: ...
Gay Florist: Hello?
[*Harlem Barber and his employees are heard talking in the background*]
Harlem Barber's wife: Who do you want to speak to?
Gay Florist: Well, uh, this number here, is on my caller ID.
Harlem Barber's wife: If you stop callin' here then it won't COME on your caller ID.
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: You just called me! What are you talkin' about?!
Gay Florist: I'm not callin' nobody.
Harlem Barber's wife: (laughs) So the phone's just ringin' .. and I'm pickin' it up and there you go?
Gay Florist: You called MY number.
Harlem Barber's wife: You know how stupid you sound?
Gay Florist: I don't know who you're talkin' to.
Harlem Barber's wife: You don't know who I'm talkin' to now?
Gay Florist: You can just keep callin' this number ALL DAY.
Harlem Barber's wife: Excuse me?
Gay Florist: Just don't call this number no more.
Harlem Barber's wife: So WHY are you callin' here?
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: How did you get this number on your caller ID?
Gay Florist: Well, uh, this number here, is on my caller ID.
Harlem Barber's wife: And so you keep callin' it?
Gay Florist: Yeah.
Harlem Barber's wife: You keep callin' it because it's on your caller ID?
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: You just called here! What do you talkin' about?!
Gay Florist: I'm not callin' nobody.
Harlem Barber's wife: What?!
Gay Florist: You called MY number.
Harlem Barber's wife: This is a BARBERSHOP. WHY do you keep callin' here? I'm not callin' you.
Gay Florist: You can just keep callin' this number ALL DAY.
Harlem Barber's wife: Why do you keep callin' the barbershop?
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: (exasperated) The phone, when you, when you picked up the phone and I was on it?
Gay Florist: I'm tryin' to find out!
Harlem Barber's wife: And you just FOUND OUT that nobody called you from here. So what do you keep callin' back for?
Gay Florist: Do you have a problem?
Harlem Barber's wife: What? You think you're gonna get a different answer? You're not gonna get a different voice. So why do you keep callin'?
Gay Florist: I'm not tryin' to call nobody.
Harlem Barber's wife: So DON'T call here no more. You got it?
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: Ok. So whoever called here it was a mistake. DON'T call here no more. Ok? Got it?
Gay Florist: You can just keep callin' this number ALL DAY.
Harlem Barber's wife: You was home all day long to answer it?
Gay Florist: I don't know who you're talkin' to.
Harlem Barber's wife: (laughs) Bye mister. Don't call the barbershop no more. If you're gonna-
Gay Florist: I'll bust your head wide-open if I could see you.
Harlem Barber's wife: If you, if you THAT interested in knowin' who called then come to the barbershop!
Gay Florist: Why don't you get your brass balls and come up here, buddy?
Harlem Barber's wife: Do what?!
Gay Florist: I'll bust your head wide-open if I could see you.
Harlem Barber's wife: You do what?!
Gay Florist: Do you have a problem?
Harlem Barber's wife: You do WHAT?!
Gay Florist: I'll bust your head wide-open if I could see you.
Harlem Barber's wife: You don't even know who I am!
Gay Florist: I'm tryin' to find out!
Harlem Barber's wife: So if you come to the BARBERSHOP, the number that you callin', then you'll see who I am.
Gay Florist: Well, uh, this number here, is on my caller ID.
Harlem Barber's wife: Do what?
Gay Florist: I'm not callin' nobody.
Harlem Barber's wife: (louder) Do what?
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: (pause) Is there somethin' wrong with you?
Gay Florist: Do you have a problem?
Harlem Barber's wife: Do YOU have a problem?! Did you keep callin' here and talkin' about somebody's calling you?
Gay Florist: Well, we'll see!
Harlem Barber's wife: Now how many times are you gonna call here and say that?! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO .. if somebody's called you? It's a BARBERSHOP. What do you want me to do?!
Gay Florist: Why don't you get your brass balls and come up here, buddy?
Harlem Barber's wife: I'm a FEMALE. I ain't got no balls. What you got?
Gay Florist: I'll bust your head wide-open if I could see you.
Harlem Barber's wife: Now, now you talkin' to the wrong one. I'm a female. I ain't, I ain't got no balls. What you got?!
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: What you got?
Gay Florist: I'm tryin' to find out!
Harlem Barber's wife: STOP callin' the barbershop before I have YOUR number traced .. 'cause you don't even know who I am.
Gay Florist: I'm not tryin' to call nobody.
Harlem Barber's wife: You MIGHT be talkin' to the police if you stand here runnin' your mouth! STOP callin' this barbershop!
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: You got that?
[*Harlem Barber is heard yelling in the background*]
Gay Florist: Just don't call this number no more.
Harlem Barber's wife: You GOT that? Do you HAVE that?
Gay Florist: Yeah.
Harlem Barber's wife: STOP callin' this barbershop!
Gay Florist: Ok.
Harlem Barber's wife: You got it, right?
Gay Florist: I'm fine.
Harlem Barber's wife: Excuse me?!
Gay Florist: Uh-huh.
Harlem Barber's wife: DON'T call the barbershop no more 'cause you don't even know who you talkin' to!
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: DON'T call the babershop no more with this nonsense. You understand that?
Gay Florist: I'm tryin' to find out!
Harlem Barber's wife: If you SEE the number on your caller ID, DELETE IT. You got that?
Gay Florist: Well, uh, this number here, is on my caller ID.
Harlem Barber's wife: Excuse me?
Gay Florist: Why you callin' me every three minutes for?!
Harlem Barber's wife: WHO called you every three minutes?
Gay Florist: I'm tryin' to find out!
Harlem Barber's wife: I'm tellin' you .. stop callin' this barbershop. This number's gonna be TRACED. You gonna have a problem. Ya understand?
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: Excuse me?
Gay Florist: You called MY number.
Harlem Barber's wife: Do you have a problem?
Gay Florist: Do you have a problem?
Harlem Barber's wife: You know who you talkin' to?
Gay Florist: I'm tryin' to find out!
Harlem Barber's wife: Don't call the barbershop no more. You got that?
Gay Florist: I don't know who you're talkin' to.
Harlem Barber's wife: [*hangs up*]


Call #4

[*phone rings*]
Harlem Barber's wife: Officer Jackson.
Gay Florist: Why you callin' me every three minutes for?!
Harlem Barber's wife: OFFICER Jackson. I TOLD you not to call this barbershop no more, didn't I?!
Gay Florist: Just don't call this number no more.
Harlem Barber's wife: Now you know what's gonna happen now, right?
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: I've ASKED you not to call the barbershop no more. Didn't I tell you that?
Gay Florist: I'll bust your head wide-open if I could see you.
Harlem Barber's wife: Now what do you want?!
Gay Florist: Why don't you hang-up the phone-
Harlem Barber's wife: Now what do you want?
Gay Florist: Why don't you hang-up the phone...and come to the number you're calling and-
Harlem Barber's wife: You GOT, you got TWO more minutes and somebody's gonna be at your front door ringin' your bell. WHAT do you want?
Gay Florist: I'm tryin' to find out!
Harlem Barber's wife: You gonna find out in TWO minutes! STAY on the line. Ok?
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: Stay on the line for two minutes and you're gonna find out.
[*Harlem Barber can be heard talking in the background*]
Gay Florist: Well, we'll see!
Harlem Barber's wife: Ok?
[*Harlem Barber can be heard yelling in the background*]
Harlem Barber's wife: You ready?
Gay Florist: Well, we'll see!
Harlem Barber's wife: You ready for someone to ring your bell?
[*Harlem Barber continues yelling in the background*]
Gay Florist: Yeah.
Harlem Barber's wife: Ok! Then you have, then you p-put the caller ID out, ok, [and have it] in your hands. Alright?
Gay Florist: Yeah.
Harlem Barber's wife: 'Cause somebody's gonna ring your bell! You KEEP callin' here with this nonsense. I told you, you DON'T know who you're talkin' to!
Gay Florist: I don't know who you're talkin' to.
Harlem Barber's wife: You're not very BRIGHT are you, sir?!
Gay Florist: Yeah.
Harlem Barber's wife: If you're BRIGHT then don't dial the number no more. Got it?
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: Excuse me?
Gay Florist: (surprised) I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber's wife: Then don't pick the damn phone up no more when you hear the phone ring!
Gay Florist: Just don't call this number no more.
Harlem Barber's wife: Ok? Act like you don't hear NOTHIN'.
Gay Florist: I'm not callin' nobody.
Harlem Barber's wife: Pretend the phone is ringin' in your ear! Ok? Don't pick it up no more.
Gay Florist: I'm not tryin' to call nobody.
Harlem Barber's wife: Shut up mister and hang up the phone.
Gay Florist: You can just keep callin' this number ALL DAY.
Harlem Barber's wife: And you've been answering it ALL DAY LONG, huh?
Gay Florist: Yeah.
Harlem Barber's wife: Yeah?
Gay Florist: Ok.
[*Harlem Barber's wife is heard in the background repeating the caller's lines to Harlem Barber*]
Harlem Barber's wife: You got the wrong number. This phone was not ringing all day long.
Gay Florist: Well, uh, this number here, is on my caller ID.
Harlem Barber's wife: What's the number on your caller ID?!
Gay Florist: 465-7602.
Harlem Barber's wife: 465!
[*Harlem Barber is heard in the background also repeating the caller's number.*]
Gay Florist: 646-
Harlem Barber's wife: What is th- what is the number on your ID?!
Gay Florist: 465-76-
Harlem Barber's wife: This is NOT 465, sir. You need to get your numbers right.
Gay Florist: 646-702.
Harlem Barber's wife: 646?!
Gay Florist: 465-646-
Harlem Barber's wife: 465...
Gay Florist: -7602...52.
[*Harlem Barber is heard in the background again repeating the caller's number.*]
Gay Florist:' 7602.
Harlem Barber's wife: What's your phone number then?
Gay Florist:' 646.
Harlem Barber's wife: What's your phone number?
Gay Florist: 465-7602.
Harlem Barber's wife: Your number is 465?
Gay Florist: 465-7602.
Harlem Barber's wife: Your number is 465-7602?
Gay Florist: Yeah.
Harlem Barber's wife: That's your number?
Gay Florist: Yeah.
Harlem Barber's wife: And THAT'S the number that you're dialin'?
Gay Florist: Uh-huh.
Harlem Barber's wife: (laughs) You're dialin' 465-
Gay Florist: 646-
Harlem Barber's wife: Hey-
Gay Florist: -7602.
Harlem Barber's wife: ...7602.
Gay Florist: 465-
Harlem Barber's wife: That's your number?
Gay Florist: Yeah.
Harlem Barber's wife: Ok. So hang up the phone and dial that number, ok?
Gay Florist: Ok.
Harlem Barber's wife: And see if it rings. What's the area code?
Gay Florist: 646.
Harlem Barber's wife: 646.
Gay Florist: Yeah.
Harlem Barber's wife: HANG UP the phone, dial that number, and see if this phone rings, ok?
Gay Florist: I'm not tryin' to call nobody.
Harlem Barber's wife: [*hangs up*]


Call #5 (final)


[*phone rings*]
Harlem Barber: Boys R' Us.
Gay Florist: Hello?
Harlem Barber: Boys R' Us.
Gay Florist: What can I help you with today?
Harlem Barber: We got tall fags, small fags, fags with chicken pox. We got fags with big sacks and we got fags that even know how to do the wop! Which one you want, Daddy?
Gay Florist: I'll bust your head wide-open if I could see you.
Harlem Barber: We'll bust YOUR head right open too if we could stick "it" in YOU. Come on, Daddy! We got somethin' for you, Daddy!
Gay Florist: Well, we'll see!
Harlem Barber: I like it when you talk dirty. I LIKE when you gonna BEAT me, Daddy. Beat me!
Gay Florist: I'm not tryin' to call nobody.
Harlem Barber: Daddy! I got some, I got somethin' for you!
Gay Florist: I have been called fifteen times!
Harlem Barber: You come, you, you come on and see us at Boys R' Us and you'll be one of the regular girls when we've finished with YOU. Ciao. [*hangs up*]
Gay Florist: Why don't you hang-up the phone...and-

[End of call]

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