Goober Lady
Traditional Depiction of Goober Lady


Prank Call Victim



Unknown, possibly Stilwell, Oklahoma


early to-mid 50s





Goober Lady is a prank call victim who was discovered by daeHkiD in April 2013. She was first called by Springfield Pervert and instantly became very offended by the caller's profanity. She accused him of being a "pervert", although she played along with him for part of the call, and claimed to have traced the call before hanging up.[1] She was called back by SyntheticPranks three months later.[2]


  • "Hello?"
  • "W-who is this?"
  • "Hey you probably haven't even got one."
  • "A lot like my little finger probably."
  • "You're goober. You lost your marbles!"
  • "You're a pervert! Hey, you're a PERVERT!"
  • "Hey, why don't you go, uh, take a bath and cool off?! Okay? Get that thing down!"
  • "If you got one! Hey, if you got one git it down, okay? It ain't gonna do you no good."
  • "Ooh you don't know what slammin' is bub."
  • "Do you know I'm recordin' this message guy. So keep talkin'. Just keep talkin'. I'll find out who it is."
  • "Just keep talkin'. Come on keep talkin. Keep talkin'. You're on a timetable here."
  • "Keep talkin'. Keep talkin'."
  • "Just about, just another minute and I've got you buddy."
  • "You probably ain't even got no teeth in you head let alone anything down there.."
  • "Hey! Hey! ("talking" to someone in the background") Uh, hey we got him? We got him? (to caller) We gotcha bud, we gotcha'..."
  • "The cops are gonna come see you anyway soon you motherfuuucker yew."
  • "Go fuck a duck. Goodbye."

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
April 2, 2013 Springfield Pervert is a Pervert daeHkiD Goober Lady Original call. [1]
July 15, 2013 Springfeel calls back the Goober Lady SyntheticPranks Goober Lady [2]


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