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Hank Hill
Hank Hill
Hank Hill

Category

Celebrity Soundboard

Occupation

Asst. Manager at Strickland Propane, Mega lo Mart Propane salesman, back to Asst. Manager at Strickland Propane, former sold Tractors and Tractor accesories.

Age

50

Nationality

White

Residence

Arlen, Texas

Hank Hill is a fictional character in the animated TV series, King of the Hill. He is a propane salesman at Strickland Propane and lives in the fictional town of Arlen, Texas. His soundboard is usually used by pranksters to call hardware stores because many of the quotes on the soundboard ask for hardware material.

He has sometimes been teamed up in prank calls with a soundboard of his son, Bobby Hill.

QuotesEdit

  • "Where's the hardware department?"
  • "The hardware department."
  • "Maybe I'm not gettin' through to ya."
  • "I'm lookin' for a tap & die and some WD-40."
  • "I'm tryin' to buy a tap & die and some WD-40."
  • Well you've got one heck of a nerve!
  • "Let's say I want a hammer. Do you know what a hammer is?"
  • "That's what I want, a damned hammer!"
  • "Now where in the hell would I go!?"
  • "Mister, I have not begun to project my anger on to you."
  • "I'm gonna kick your ass!"
  • "LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER! ARE YOU FEELIN' SORRY FOR YOURSELF!?"
  • "WELL YOU SHOULD BE CAUSE YOU ARE DIRT! YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU BIG BABY!"
  • It says I owe 40 dollars and that can't be true, I always bring back my tapes!"
  • So if you could please erase the 40 dollars and penalise yourself whatever you think's fair...
  • "What is that chinging noise??"

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