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Hank Hill calls Dean Adams Hardware
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Category

Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

Unknown

Soundboard(s) used

Hank Hill

Victim

Dean Adams Hardware employee

Length

1:31

Hank calls Dean Adams Hardware to inquire about a tap and die set, and also threatens the employee.

TranscriptEdit



[*phone rings*]
Dean Adams Hardware employee: Good evening. Dean Adams Hardware.
Hank Hill: Is that you?
Dean Adams Hardware employee: It IS me.
Hank Hill: Let's say I want a hammer. Do you know what a hammer is?
Dean Adams Hardware employee: Umm... (starts singing) If I had a hammer it...
Hank Hill: Yeah, now your gettin' it.
Dean Adams Hardware employee: (pause) We got it.
Hank Hill: That's what I want, a damned hammer!
Dean Adams Hardware employee: Come and get it.
Hank Hill: I'm lookin' for a tap & die and some WD-40.
Dean Adams Hardware employee: A tap & die set or .. an individual-
Hank Hill: Yes.
Dean Adams Hardware employee: Pardon me?
Hank Hill: Say what?
Dean Adams Hardware employee: Do you want a tap & die set or individual tap-
Hank Hill: Yes.
Dean Adams Hardware employee:
Hank Hill: Yes..yes alright.
Dean Adams Hardware employee: We-we have individual tap & die-
Hank Hill: I'm tryin' to buy a tap & die and some WD-40. (pause) Maybe I'm not gettin' through to you. I apologize for yelling at ya'. How was your weekend? Ya' do some shoppin'?
Dean Adams Hardware employee: A little bit. Can you hear me?
Hank Hill: Yes.
Dean Adams Hardware employee: We have WD-40 and we have-
Hank Hill: But you just don't listen.
Dean Adams Hardware employee: [unintelligible]
Hank Hill: Well you've got one heck of a nerve!
Dean Adams Hardware employee: Can you hear me?
Hank Hill: You understand what I'm sayin'?
Dean Adams Hardware employee: Yes.
Hank Hill: Let me explain. That's what I want, a damned hammer!
Dean Adams Hardware employee: We HAVE it.
Hank Hill: Stop makin' such a big deal out of it! I'm gonna' kick your ass!
Dean Adams Hardware employee: (long pause) Thank you. [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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