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Irate Black Man Calls Himself
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Category

Victim Prank Call

Prank Caller

TheGoldenPhone2

Soundboard(s) used

Irate Black Man

Victim

Irate Black Man

Length

5:03

Audio

Irate Black Man calls himself

In early 2010, Irate Black Man was increasing in popularity (due to the calls he was getting), however, some calls of Irate Black Man threatening people were deleted due to racist accusations from YouTube. To date, this is probably the prank call where the victim is most enraged (even more so than the calls to Rick the Mullet Man and the Arnold ultimate edition by w3baholic).

In the call, DeNardo intially seems to chuckle at the idea of another prank call, this one of higher fidelity audio via thegoldenphone (AmericanLackey's calls used the old fashioned method of using an actual landline on speakerphone [this, of course, led to his number being revealed], and briefly even seemed to acknowledge his own voice.

However, he soon launched into another fit of rage, where it starts with the soundboard challenging DeNardo to "meet him somewhere" to which DeNardo replies violently: "No, you meet me somewhere!", with this one perhaps the most violent in tone. He went so far as to audibly load his Glock pistol, then menacingly inquire if the caller's gun was loaded.

Aside from the multiple, caustic, gun threats, he twice inquired how the caller obtained his number, and furthermore boasted about the privileges of having his family in law enforcement, proudly stating, "I don't give a fuck what I do to you!" Denardo also takes severe offence where referred to as a "white boy" by the soundboard, and threatens to "smoke" the caller in retort.,

The call has achieved an unprecedented degree of popularity that extends well beyond the circles of the prank call community.

The Complete TranscriptEdit

IRATE BLACK MAN: Hello?

SOUNDBOARD: Hello.

IRATE BLACK MAN: Who’s speaking?

SOUNDBOARD: Who’s speaking?

SOUNDBOARD: Who’s speaking?! (pause) You gotta problem, then come git sum, bitch.

IRATE BLACK MAN: (laughs) Oh, here we go wit that shit again. Who is this nah?

SOUNDBOARD: You meet me sumwhere, gimme an address…

IRATE BLACK MAN: What’s yo fuckin’ name?

SOUNDBOARD: …and I’mma put a bullet in yo bitch ass! Meet me sum-muthafuckin-where, bitch!

IRATE BLACK MAN: That sound like me.

SOUNDBOARD: You gotta problem, then come git sum, bitch.

IRATE BLACK MAN: All you gotta do is gimme an address, muthafucka. What da fuck you talkin’ bout?

SOUNDBOARD: Gimme a destination! And yo punk ass be there and I’ll be there!

IRATE BLACK MAN: All that yap on the phone don’t mean shit.

SOUNDBOARD: You meet me sumwhere…

IRATE BLACK MAN: All that yap on the phone don’t mean shit.

SOUNDBOARD: You callin’ here talkin’ shit to my mom…

IRATE BLACK MAN: Git yo clip and yo glock and you come git sum. You wanna address, muthafucka? Gimme one.

SOUNDBOARD: You meet me sumwhere, gimme an address and I’mma put a bullet in yo bitch ass!

IRATE BLACK MAN: Hey! What?! You know what? We can do this! Gimme a fuckin’ address! I’m right next to my pieces, homeboy. Wit a bag fulla bullets and sum clips! Now how in da fuck you wanna do dis shit?!

SOUNDBOARD: You talkin’ shit on the phone?! Meet me sumwhere and I’ll end this punk…

IRATE BLACK MAN: NO! YOU MEET ME SUMWHERE, MOTHAFUCKA!!! I’LL SMOKE YO ASS! BITCH ASS NIGGA! YOU KEEP CALLIN’ MY CRIB WITH THAT BULLSHIT! I WILL SMOKE YOU!

SOUNDBOARD: You’re right, I’ll fuck yo punk-ass…

IRATE BLACK MAN: MEET ME SUM-MOTHAFUCKIN-WHERE!!!

SOUNDBOARD: Ain’t no fightin’, hoe! I’m smoke you…

IRATE BLACK MAN: IMMA—MEET ME SUMWHERE!!! I GOT YO HOE RIGHT HERE, DICK-SUCKA! SHIT-SUCKIN’ ASS, BITCH-ASS NIGGA! MEET ME SUM-MOTHAFUCKING-WHERE! YOU CALLIN’ MAH CRIB WIT DAT BULLSHIT?! MEET ME SUMWHERE!!!

SOUNDBOARD: I ain’t never called yo fuckin' crib

IRATE BLACK MAN: ‘EY FINE!!! GIMME TWO MINTUES, LEMME PUT DIS CLIP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA! RIGHT NAH! MEET ME SUMWHERE!!!

SOUNDBOARD: Meet me sumwhere muthafucka, quit talkin’ shit, and meet me sumwhere. Bring any gotdamn artillery you need, cuz I got plenty. Meet me sumwhere.


(About 4 seconds of static, then the faint sound of IBM puttin’ the clip in dat muthafucka)


IRATE BLACK MAN: My clip is in, bitch. How bout yours?

SOUNDBOARD: Meet me sumwhere muthafucka, talk shit—talkin’ shit...

IRATE BLACK MAN: GIMME THE FUCKIN’ ADDRESS, BITCH! GIMME THE FUCKIN’ ADDRESS! I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU, BUT I’LL SMOKE YO ASS! MY WHOLE FAMILY ON THE POLICE FORCE, BITCH! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT I DO TO YOU! NOW LET’S DO THIS SHIT, SINCE YOU CALLIN’ MY MUTHAFUCKIN CRIB ON SUM OL BULLSHIT…

SOUNDBOARD: Don’t call…!

IRATE BLACK MAN: SUCKIN’ YO MUTHAFUCKIN’ DICK ON THA SIIDE!!! PLAYIN’ WIT YO MUTHAFUCKIN’ ASS, BITCH! GIMME YO FUCKIN’ ADDRESS!!!

SOUNDBOARD: Meet me sum-muthafuckin-where, bitch!

IRATE BLACK MAN: GIMME YO FUCKIN’ ADDRESS!!!

SOUNDBOARD: Meet me sumwhere. My family on the police force…

IRATE BLACK MAN: GIMME YO FUCKIN’ ADDRESS, HOE!!!

SOUNDBOARD: Ain’t nobody callin’ you every three mintues white…

IRATE BLACK MAN: I’m standin’ here wit dis muthafuckin' carbine in mah muthafuckin' hand. Meet me sum-muthafuckin-where right nah!

SOUNDBOARD: DON’T CALL MY MUTHAFUCKIN CRIB NO MOE!!!

IRATE BLACK MAN: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK EITHER, BITCH! HOW THE FUCK YOU EVEN GIT MY FUCKIN’ NUMBER?!

SOUNDBOARD: Quit callin’ here dick-suckin’ ass white boy!

IRATE BLACK MAN: A white boy?! I'M A NIGGA, FUCKA! What dah fuck you talkin’ bout? I ain’t never been callin’ yo crib. Naw, fuck dat, MY DICK HARD! Meet me sumwhere, mothafucka! I’m smoke yo ass!

SOUNDBOARD: Fuckin’ Jew, I’m a black man, muthafucka. Wit a big dick and great big-ass…

IRATE BLACK MAN: Man, who gives a fuck?! I’ll shoot you in yo muthafuckin mouth and fuck you in yo ass, hoe! Meet me sum-muthafuckin-where! Quit goin’ through the damn preliminary! I don’t ever call yo muthafuckin’ crib, bitch! How the fuck you git dis number, shit-sucka?

SOUNDBOARD: Man, I’ll stomp you into a muthafuckin’ mud patch, bitch.

IRATE BLACK MAN: Eh, you know something—you ain’t the only bitch got the keys to the gym, bitch. I like puttin’ two-three hundred pounds on my back too. But I like shoot muthafuckas over in there. Meet me sumwhere, muthafucka. You got five minutes. Meet me sum-muthafuckin-where! Gimme an address, since you talkin’ all dat shit!

SOUNDBOARD: What’s yo fuckin’ name, bitch?

IRATE BLACK MAN: I got yo fuckin’ name, hoe. What’s yo fuckin’ address?

SOUNDBOARD: Why you askin’ me that…

IRATE BLACK MAN: Shit suckin’ ass! Talkin’ out the side of yo neck! Fuck Pussy-suckin’ ass, bitch! The clip is in the muthafuckin gun, bitch! Meet me sum-muthafuckin-where! I got my shit right on my hostler here. Hey man, Let’s do this shit!

SOUNDBOARD: See yo ass soon…

IRATE BLACK MAN: Let’s do it—you talkin’ shit? Let’s do this shit quick!

SOUNDBOARD: Dick-suckin’ ass hoe!

IRATE BLACK MAN: Puss-ass mothafucka!

SOUNDBOARD: DON’T CALL MY MUTHAFUCKIN CRIB NO MOE!!! YOU DO, COME BY HERE…

IRATE BLACK MAN: I’mma smoke you! Gimme an address!

SOUNDBOARD: Hey, you git your brass balls and come up you cock-suckin’ ass hoe…

IRATE BLACK MAN: GIMME A FUCKIN’ ADDRESS, HOMEBOY. GIMME AN ADDRESS. I AIN’T BEEN CALLIN’ YO CRIB. GIMME UH FUCKIN’ ADDRESS.

SOUNDBOARD: I ain’t never called yo fuckin’ crib. I don’t even know…

IRATE BLACK MAN: GIMME A FUCKIN’ ADDRESS, MUTHAFUCKA. I AIN’T TRYIN’ TO HEAR THAT PUNK SHIT. YOU THINK I’M FIN TO HANG UP NOW??!! YOU GOT MY DICK HARD, BITCH! I WANNA PUMP YOU! WIT DIS CLIP, BABY! EMPTY A WHOLE CLIP IN YO MUTHAFUCKIN’ ASS! LET’S DO THIS SHIT!

SOUNDBOARD: Meet me sum-muthafuckin-where, bitch!

IRATE BLACK MAN: GIMME AN ADDRESS, BITCH BOY!

SOUNDBOARD: See yo ass soon, punk.

IRATE BLACK MAN: No, I’ll see you soon, bitch! COME GIT SUM! I CAN’T WAIT TO SMOKE DIS MUTHAFUCKIN’ BARREL! MY SHIT GONNA HEAT UP AND MELT POPPIN’ YO MUTHAFUCKIN ASS.

SOUNDBOARD: Why you askin’ me—

IRATE BLACK MAN: I’LL SEE YO BITCH ASS SOON.

LinksEdit

Irate Black Man Calls Himself(with subtitles)

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