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Jack Black calls Domino's
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

X0m81umV2

Soundboard(s) used

Jack Black

Victim(s)

Domino's employees

Length

2:12

Jack Black calls Domino's is a soundboard prank call made by X0m81umV2 on September 27, 2010. Jack Black calls Domino's to order some chicken nuggets, when he finds out they don't sell them he gets angry and starts yelling at the employees.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Male victim: Thank you for choosing Domino's Pizza. How may I help you?
Jack Black: Yeah, hold on a second. I'm looking at the menu. You know how you have the six piece nuggets? Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets?
Male victim: ...
Jack Black: Do you have any money? I love you.
Male victim: This is ... Domino's Pizza.
Jack Black: Psshh, yeah.
Male victim: How can I help you?
Jack Black: You know how you have the six piece nuggets?
Male victim: We don't have nuggets here.
Jack Black: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets?
Male victim: Sir?
Jack Black: Can I have a JUNIOR western bacon chee?
Male victim: (sighs) Sir?
Jack Black: Yeah?
Male victim: This is Domino's Pizza. How can I help you?
Jack Black: Yeah, um, and give me FOUR Chicken McNuggets. And I'm gonna go with, uh, a fillet of fish sandwich.
Male victim: Have a good day, sir.
Jack Black: Yeah.
Male victim: [*hangs up*]
Jack Black: Click!


Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Thank you for choosing Domino's. This is (censored).
Jack Black: Hey. How's it goin'? What are you doin'?
Female victim: Um, working.
Jack Black: Yeah.
Female victim: What are you doing?
Jack Black: Yeah, um, I've been doin' cock pushups.
Female victim: What was that?
Jack Black: Cock pushups? It’s where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground...and then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
Female victim: Ok, sir?
Jack Black: Yeah?
Female victim: If you, um, call back one more time we're going to notify the police, ok?
Jack Black: (whistles)
Female victim: So, thank you. [*hangs up*]
Jack Black: What the FUCK?!


Call #3

[*phone rings*]
Male victim: Thank you for choosing Domino's Pizza. How may I help you?
Jack Black: You know how you have the six piece nuggets?
Male victim: [*hangs up*]


Call #4 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Male victim: Thank you for choosing Domino's Pizza this Sunday. How can I help you?
Jack Black: Trying to watch my figure. Put FOUR Chicken McNuggets up your ass!
Male victim: Ok, I'm reporting your number to the authorities for harassment.
Jack Black: HO HO HO, MAN! Do you have any money?
Male victim: Ok?
Jack Black: Do you have any money?
Male victim: [Unintelligible]
Jack Black: Yeah. Um, come again!
Male victim: I WILL report your number to the authorities for harassment so..keep calling-
Jack Black: You don't give a shit!
Male victim: [Unintelligible]
Jack Black: You...COCKsucker!
Male victim: [Unintelligible]..the cops will be at your door and you can deal with that.
Jack Black: You fucker! You fuckin' ... BITCH!
Male victim: Yup.
Jack Black: Hey.
Male victim: Ok?
Jack Black: What are you doin'?
Male victim: So keep calling this number and I am, I am gonna report your number to the authorities for harassment.
Jack Black: REALLY? No way! Continue.
Male victim: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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