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Jesus Guy
Jesus Guy
Traditional depiction of Jesus Guy.

Category

Prank Call Victim

Occupation

Preacher

Residence

Age

late 50s-early 60s

Nationality

American

Spouse(s)

Unknown

Jesus Guy is a prank call victim of Frank Garrett. Little is known of this particular victim as the original call was lost during the 2008 Duncan Scare.

QuotesEdit

  • "Hello?"
  • "What can I do for ya'?"
  • "I didn't call nobody."
  • "You're the one that called me."
  • "Buddy boy."
  • "Do what?"
  • "You just called me twice so you could cuss me real good."
  • "Liars go to Hell."
  • "You're not makin' me mad. You're just makin' me sorry for ya'."
  • "Have you met the Lord yet?"
  • "Well you will go to hell."
  • "Satan's sure got a hold of you bad."
  • "You're so pitiful."
  • "Why in this world would you call me every mornin' and talk like that?"
  • "You need to be saved."
  • "You still need to be saved."
  • "Go to hell."
  • "You need the Lord bad."
  • "Well you sure have wasted a lot of time."
  • "I'm so sorry for ya'."
  • "I don't have a dozer neither."
  • "You need to go to Church to be saved before you can go to Hell."
  • "We're havin' Church tonight at 7:00. If you'll come maybe you'll get saved."
  • "Great day."
  • "(laughter) I don't have a dozer, neither!"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A N/A Jesus Guy Original call was thought lost until re-uploaded on YouTube by Ima Legalfirm on 1st April, 2015.[1]
August 15, 2010 Jesus Guy and Jesus Lady call horny loser from the payphone Nomadcowatbk [2]
August 16, 2010 Jesus Guy Jesus Lady Canadian Teen Drunk Girls call a nerdy jew Nomadcowatbk [3]
November 25, 2010 The Gang Calls A Thanksgiving Turkey Firstcomingg Male victim [4]
December 17, 2010 Frank, Gary, Jesus Lady & Jesus Guy TheMerlinOfAR [5]
September 15, 2011 Old Prank Calls, Part 1 Rawpranks Female victim [6]
April 7, 2012 Easter Special Nomadcowatbk [7]
April 8, 2012 Easter Special Continues Nomadcowatbk [8]
April 8, 2012 Jesus Trio calls the frat boy Nomadcowatbk [9]

ReferencesEdit

  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj1szmhIiEU
  2. Jesus Guy and Jesus Lady call horny loser from the payphone on YouTube
  3. Jesus Guy Jesus Lady Canadian Teen Drunk Girls call a nerdy jew on YouTube
  4. The Gang Calls A Thanksgiving Turkey on YouTube
  5. Frank, Gary, Jesus Lady & Jesus Guy on YouTube
  6. Old prank calls part 1 on YouTube
  7. Easter Special on YouTube
  8. Easter Special Continues on YouTube
  9. Jesus Trio calls the frat boy on YouTube

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