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Jesus Lady
Jesus lady
Traditional depiction of the Jesus Lady

Category

Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard

Occupation

Independent business owner

Age

Unknown (Late 30s to mid 40s)

Nationality

American

Residence

Orlando, Florida

Religion

Fundamentalist Christianity

Spouse(s)

"Jesus Lady's Husband"


The Jesus Lady (also known as Duncan Lady) is a victim who was called by Duncan.[1] She is an adherent of either Pentecostalism or Evangelicalism, as evidenced by her habit of mentioning Jesus pervasively during the call. She and her husband run a business in Orlando, Florida.

HistoryEdit

The first call originally began with the husband of the Jesus Lady picking up the phone. While first merely confused by Duncan,[1] he became quite irritated at Duncan's insults and hung up the phone.[2]

After two brief redials, the husband seemingly left the phone down to call the cops on another line.[3] It was then that his wife (the Jesus Lady) picked up to see if he was still on the line.[4] Seeing that he was, she decided to engage Duncan,[5] and asked various direct questions, including his name,[6] address,[7][8] cell phone number,[9] and telephone number.[10][11]

Of course, her attempt to reason with Duncan and grasp his motive proved futile. As the harassment, confusion, and most of all, swearing, didn't cease, the Jesus Lady apparently concluded that she was talking to a demon-possessed individual and felt compelled to pray for Duncan to be silenced and to have Jesus "take authority over [his spirit]," with this commencing from two minutes and 43 seconds into the call,[12] and lasting for several minutes[13] in spite of a few interruptions where she inquired about the location of his business. Towards the end of the call, she handed the phone to the policeman who had arrived at the scene (a rare culmination in those days of the Soundboard community), who began to question Duncan, who in turn swore at him.[14]

The business was called back with the Arnold soundboard, posing as Detective John Kimble. The husband passed the phone over to another man claiming to be a police officer. The officer was initially authoritative, but the constant dialogue from Arnold caused the officer to think he was talking to a crazy individual.[15] Seconds later, he concluded that he was talking to a soundboard.[16] The call ended soon after, and they have never been called again. Their number was called at random from the official White Pages website. Unfortunately, the name and number of the business have been lost forever as the caller failed to take down the information.

"Duncan Lady" Edit

A prank caller altered the soundboard of Jesus Lady to make her lines be about praising and worshiping Frank Garrett instead of Jesus.[17][18][19] This altered soundboard has evangelized multiple households since its creation, with the recipient(s) of such a call often accusing "Duncan Lady" of being part of a cult.[20]

QuotesEdit

  • "The blood of Jesus is against you."
  • "In the name of Jesus, Lord I just take authority over this spirit in this man."
  • "Lord, I take authority over this spirit, and I command you to be silenced."
  • "I plead the blood of Jesus. I plead the blood of Jesus, right now, in Jesus' name. In the name of Jesus. The blood of Jesus. In Jesus' name. We just take authority over this spirit. Lord, I just ask that you deliver him and...by the blood of Jesus."
  • "Satan, the blood of Jesus is against you, right now, in Jesus' name. The blood of Jesus is against you, in Jesus' name. Thank you Jesus, praise you Jesus. Thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus. I plead the blood of Jesus, right now...in Jesus' name. Thank you Jesus. Thank you Jesus, right now...we just...plead the blood of Jesus...we plead the blood of Jesus over Frank Garrett right now, in Jesus' name."
  • "In Jesus' name...Lord, I just ask that you deal with this man, right now. Just deal with this man...thank you Jesus."
  • "Thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus. Satan, you're a liar. In Jesus' name. Lord, I just ask that you go to where this man is and you deal with him, right now, in Jesus' name. Thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus."
  • "Who do you want to talk to?"
  • "We don't know Frank Garrett. WHO is Frank Garrett?"
  • "I think you need deliverance."
  • "Do you know Jesus?"
  • "No, you don't." (this quote is almost always paired with the one directly above it, "do you know Jesus?")
  • "What's your cell phone number?"
  • "Are you there?"
  • "Who--who are you looking for?"
  • "Frank Garrett?"
  • "Okay. What's your address?"
  • "Duncan Construction?"
  • "Hey! He's threatening to kill me!"
  • "Okay, where is that? Where's Duncan Construction?"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
2008 Duncan and Arnold Schwarzenegger call the Jesus Lady N/A Jesus Lady Original call. [1]
N/A Duncan calls His Family and Jesus Lady calls Duncan Pranksandthat Duncan [21]
N/A Jesus Lady calls Duncan again TheGoldenPhone Duncan Lost call
2008 The Jesus Lady calls Dr. Frank Garrett Fortunecookiesucks Dr. Frank Garrett [22]
N/A Jesus Lady calls the Satanic Racist TheDuncanChrist Satanic Racist Lost call
N/A Drug & Alcohol Lady, AA Guy and Jesus Lady call an Angry Mother & Son EFM Angry Mother & Son [23]
N/A Alabama Redneck Gets Prank Called Pina Philly Alabama Redneck [24]
N/A Jesus Lady calls for Tech Support Realm of Darkness Male victim [25]
N/A Jesus Lady Harasses an Operator Jrdelboy80 Female victim [26]
July 7, 2008 Prank Call Montage v7.0 Dizeestl [27]
July 14, 2008 Duncan & Others call another Duncan Construction (and more) Dizeestl [28]
July 14, 2008 Prank Montage to the Student Dizeestl The Student [29]
July 16, 2008 Prank Montage to Hooters v2.0 Dizeestl [30]
January 5, 2009 Jesus Lady and Duncan call Webhosting Timlearybedead [31]
January 18, 2009 Jack Black calls a Canadian, Jesus Lady calls an auto shop, and Crazy Redneck harrasses restaurant Dunkinconstruction [32]
January 31, 2009 Duncan calls another drug line, includes Duncan, Black Jesus Lady, White Jesus Lady and a Black Guy 666j1 [33]
May 3, 2009 Jesus Lady prays for a Christian Shaman DewFuzz Male victim [34]
September 2, 2009 Angry Black Lady and Jesus Lady Call a Truck Stop Prank call Chris Leslie Female victim [35]
2010 Jesus Lady and Chinaman Won't Let a Latin Couple Sleep AfghaNPranksteR Couple [36]
March 9, 2010 Jesus Lady calls bar payphone Nomadcowatbk Various [37]
March 9, 2010 Frank and Jesus Lady call random hotel rooms during Spring Break Nomadcowatbk Various [38]
March 10, 2010 Frank and Jesus Lady call Frat Boy Nomadcowatbk Male victim [39]
June 29, 2010 The Church of Duncan Construction 8DuncanConstruction8 Various [40]
July 1, 2010 The Blood Of Jesus Is Against You Firstcomingg Male victim [41]
August 15, 2010 Jesus Guy and Jesus Lady call horny loser from the payphone Nomadcowatbk Male victim [42]
August 16, 2010 Jesus Guy, Jesus Lady, and Canadian Teen Drunk Girls call a nerdy Jew Nomadcowatbk Male victim [43]
September 19, 2010 Random Ahole, Jesus Lady, Judge Judy, Deputy Martin and Duncan make some calls PrankCallFan845 [44]
September 21, 2010 Jesus Lady Makes Random Calls Sonya8989 Various [45]
October 4, 2010 Christan Lady calls Christan Credit AFY010 [46]
November 13, 2010 Jesus Lady Prank Calls Scott Emersonfitibaldi Male victim [47]
November 21, 2010 Jesus Lady and Epic Crazy Lady calls condo after hours service Docthal010 [48]
December 7, 2010 Warmup Calls Part 3 - AE, CANTEENS, DMF, CHARLES, FRANK, J-LADY AfghaNPranksteR Lost call
December 8, 2010 Brian and Siblings Call Another Brian - feat JAKE, J-LADY & FRANK AfghaNPranksteR Male victim [49]
December 9, 2010 An Accident in a Crackhead's Chat Room feat S-PERVERT, J-LADY, S-RACIST & FRANK AfghaNPranksteR Lost call
December 17, 2010 Frank, Gary, Jesus Lady & Jesus Guy TheMerlinOfAR [50]
January 8, 2011 JAKE, his mother J-LADY and father FRANK call a confused Girl AfghaNPranksteR Female victim Lost call
January 9, 2011 Duncan Show EP07 - Yet Another Jesus Lady Call to Frank + a surprise AfghaNPranksteR Duncan Lost call
February 8, 2011 Duncan Lady TheMerlinOfAR [17]
February 10, 2011 Frank Garrett & the Duncan Lady TheMerlinOfAR Various [18]
February 14, 2011 Jesus Lady and Her Kids Brian & Jake vs. The Chatter Woman AfghaNPranksteR Chatter Woman Lost call
February 20, 2011 Frank Garrett and Duncan Lady 2 TheMerlinOfAR Male victim [19]
February 27, 2011 Random Soundboard Rampage, Part 1 Vtjakiela [51]
February 28, 2011 Random Soundboard Rampage, Part 2 Vtjakiela [52]
April 18, 2011 Requests 2 - feat BRIAN, JAKE, IRON SHEIKH, JESUS LADY, ECL etc (PRANK CALLS) AfghaNPranksteR Lost call
April 21, 2011 Epic motel attack! Docthal010 [53]
April 26, 2011 Jesus Lady, Bible Man and Chris Reminding What Easter Sunday is About! AfghaNPranksteR Lost call
October 11, 2011 Satanic Racist, Frank Garrett, and Duncan Lady making calls TheMerlinOfAR Female victim [54]
October 27, 2011 Deputy Sling Blade, British Bitch, and more: Merlin's Assorted Calls 2 TheMerlinOfAR Male victim [55]
December 2, 2011 American Debt Center Vs. The Jesus Lady TelemarketerPranks Male victim [56]
December 2, 2011 DR Law Center Vs. The Jesus Lady TelemarketerPranks Female victim [57]
December 2, 2011 Jesus Lady vs. Debt Solutions TelemarketerPranks Male victim [58]
December 2, 2011 Jesus Lady vs. Debt Relief TelemarketerPranks Female victim [59]
December 2, 2011 Shariff & The Jesus Lady TelemarketerPranks Female victim [60]
February 1, 2012 Jesus Lady calls an Old Preacher Whoruandwherdyoulive Male victim [61]
March 2, 2012 Jesus Lady calls a church in Texas Zamot83 Female victim [62]
March 20, 2012 Frank and the Duncan Lady 3: the Church Addition TheMerlinOfAR Various [63]
April 8, 2012 Jesus Trio calls the Frat Boy Nomadcowatbk Male victim [64]
June 23, 2012 Moore Family Show EP09 - Jake, Jesus Lady & The Chandler AfghaNPranksteR Moore Family Lost call
August 21, 2012 Jesus Lady reflects upon the anniversary of Duncan's Passing 1ex1uger Female victim [65]
November 13, 2012 Jesus Lady and Springfield Cop call Frank Garrett Center Zamot83 Female victim [66]
January 8, 2013 Duncan And Friends - Prankathon 6 (Season 1) DuncanAndFriends [67]
March 15, 2013 A free cruise for Jesus Zamot83 Caribbean Cruise Line [68]
June 6, 2013 Mad Mopar Man and Jesus Lady Call a Crazy Detroit Faggot Getsomemoredopeinyou Male victim [69][70]
June 10, 2013 More Prosecutor Prank Calls EarthSnakeProduction The Prosecutor [71]

ReferencesEdit

General
Specific
  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 Duncan and Arnold Schwarzenegger call The Jesus Lady
  2. Ibid. 2, 0:45-1:01.
  3. Ibid. 2, 1:26-1:29.
  4. Ibid. 2, 1:30.
  5. Ibid. 2, 1:48-2:00.
  6. Ibid. 2, 2:25-2:26.
  7. Ibid. 2, 2:06.
  8. Ibid. 2, 2:28-2:30.
  9. Ibid. 2, 2:10-2:15.
  10. Ibid. 2, 2:17-2:20.
  11. Ibid. 2, 2:34-2:40.
  12. Ibid. 2, 2:43-2:53.
  13. Ibid. 2, 2:43-5:57.
  14. Ibid. 2, 7:15-8:05.
  15. Ibid. 2, 9:15.
  16. Ibid. 2, 9:21-9:47.
  17. 17.0 17.1 Duncan Lady
  18. 18.0 18.1 Frank Garrett & the Duncan Lady
  19. 19.0 19.1 Frank Garrett and Duncan Lady 2
  20. Ibid.
  21. Duncan calls His Family and Jesus Lady calls Duncan on YouTube
  22. The Jesus Lady calls Dr. Frank Garrett (Reupload) on YouTube
  23. Drug and Alcohol Lady, AA Guy, and Jesus Lady call Angry Mother and Son (original call) on YouTube
  24. Alabama Redneck Gets Prank Called on YouTube
  25. Jesus Lady calls for Tech Support on YouTube
  26. Jesus Lady Harasses an Operator on YouTube
  27. Prank Call Montage v7.0 on YouTube
  28. Duncan & Others call another Duncan Construction (and more) on YouTube
  29. Prank Montage to the Student on YouTube
  30. Prank Montage to Hooters v2.0 on YouTube
  31. Jesus Lady and Duncan call Webhosting on YouTube
  32. JACK BLACK AND JESUS LADY SOUNDBOARD PRANK CALLS on YouTube
  33. Duncan calls another drug line, includes duncan, black jesus lady, white jesus lady and a black guy on YouTube
  34. Jesus Lady prays for a Christian Shaman on YouTube
  35. Angry Black Lady and Jesus Lady Call a Truck Stop Prank call on YouTube
  36. Jesus Lady and Chinaman Won't Let a Latin Couple Sleep on YouTube
  37. Jesus lady calls bar payphone (reupload) on YouTube
  38. Frank and Jesus Lady call random hotel rooms during Spring Break (reupload) on YouTube
  39. Frank and Jesus Lady call frat boy (reupload) on YouTube
  40. The Church of Duncan Construction on YouTube
  41. The Blood Of Jesus Is Against You (go ahead and trace this phone) on YouTube
  42. Jesus Guy and Jesus Lady call horny loser from the payphone on YouTube
  43. Jesus Guy Jesus Lady Canadian Teen Drunk Girls call a nerdy jew on YouTube
  44. Random Ahole, Jesus Lady, Judge Judy, Deputy Martin and Duncan make some calls on YouTube
  45. Jesus Lady Makes Random Calls on YouTube
  46. christan lady calls christan credit.wmv on YouTube
  47. Jesus Lady Prank Calls Scott on YouTube
  48. jesus lady and epic crazy lady calls condo after hours service on YouTube
  49. Brian The Foul Mouth Kid & Siblings Call a Confused Brian! on YouTube
  50. Frank, Gary, Jesus Lady & Jesus Guy on YouTube
  51. random soundboard rampage part 1 on YouTube
  52. random soundboard rampage part 2 on YouTube
  53. Epic motel attack! on YouTube
  54. Satanic Racist, Frank Garrett, and Duncan Lady making calls on YouTube
  55. Deputy Sling Blade, British Bitch, and more: Merlin's Assorted Calls 2 on YouTube
  56. Telemarketer Prank - American Debt Center on YouTube
  57. Telemarketer Prank - DR Law Center Vs. The Jesus Lady on YouTube
  58. Telemarketer Prank - Jesus Lady vs. Debt Solutions on YouTube
  59. Telemarketer Prank - Jesus Lady vs. Debt Relief on YouTube
  60. Telemarketer Prank - Shariff & The Jesus Lady on YouTube
  61. Jesus Lady calls an Old Preacher on YouTube
  62. Jesus Lady calls a church in Texas on YouTube
  63. Frank and the Duncan Lady 3: the Church Addition on YouTube
  64. Jesus Trio calls the frat boy on YouTube
  65. Jesus Lady reflects upon the anniversary of Duncan's Passing on YouTube
  66. Jesus Lady and Springfield Cop call Frank Garrett Center on YouTube
  67. Duncan And Friends - Prankathon 6 (Season 1) on YouTube
  68. A free cruise for Jesus on YouTube
  69. Mad Mopar Man and Jesus Lady Call a Crazy Detroit Faggot (part 1) on YouTube
  70. Mad Mopar Man and Jesus Lady Call a Crazy Detroit Faggot 2 on YouTube
  71. More Prosecutor Prank Calls on YouTube

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