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Joe Pesci calls Mr. McCallister

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Joe Pesci calls Mr. McCallister
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Category

Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

Unknown

Soundboard(s) used

Joe Pesci

Victim

Mr. McCallister

Length

1:33

Joe Pesci calls to threaten Mr. McCallister. He scares the man so bad that he eventually denies that he is the real McCallister.

TranscriptEdit


[*phone rings*]
Mr. Blanchard: Hello?
Joe Pesci: Are you Mrs. Blanchard?
Mrs Blanchard: Excuse me?
Joe Pesci: I've been tryin' to reach you, you're tougher to get than the President. (pause) You must be Claude. How you doin'?
Mrs. Blanchard: Ok...
Joe Pesci: You hear me or what?
.no not real good, not real plain.
Joe Pesci: Are you Mrs. Blanchard?
Joe Pesci: Yeah. Where the fuck you get off talkin' to people about me behind my back, goin' over my head?

Joe Pesci: What people? What'd you think, I wasn't gonna find out?
Joe Pesci: I'm Claude Fletchers lawyer.

Joe Pesci:You said I'm bringin' heat on you? I gotta listen to people because of your acting crazy?! You're orderin' me out?!
Mr. McCallister: Joe Pesci: You better get your own army of I T fools Joe Pesci: (pause) Are you Mrs. Blanchard?
Mr. McCallister: No man, what your not. What the are you kidding me

Joe Pesci: You said I'm bringin' heat on you? I gotta listen to people because of your telling them im out of my mind ?!
Joe Pesci: The least you could do was return my phone calls though.
what is wrong?
Joe Pesci: No-no-no-no-no. (pause) I think in all fairness-

Joe Pesci:-I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning, I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank, walk in and see ya and...if you don't have mywork for me, I'll crack your ' head wide open right in front of everybody . That's my business.

Joe Pesci: YOU KNOW I GET CALLS FROM BACK HOME EVERY ' DAY, THEY THINK YOU WENT BAT-SHIT?! You hear me or what?



[*End of call*]

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