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Joe Pesci calls a Black Guy
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Category

Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

Soundboard(s) used

Joe Pesci

Victim

Black Guy

Length

4:20

Audio

Joe Pesci calls a Black Guy

In one of the most popular celebrity prank calls of all time, Joe Pesci calls an angry black man who isn't about to take any shit off of him. This call was originally made in the early 2000s, becoming one of the first celebrity prank calls ever released. It marked the rise of the victim known as the Black Guy and would later spawn the popular victim soundboard of him.

TranscriptEdit

Black Guy: Hello.
Joe Pesci: Where the fuck you get off talkin' to people about me behind my back, goin' over my head?
Black Guy: Who is dis?
Joe Pesci: You said I'm bringin' heat on you? I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin' shit?! You're orderin' me out?! You better get your own fuckin' army, pal!
Black Guy: Who da fuck you talkin' to, motherfucker?!
Joe Pesci: Ya know, I didn't want to bring this up, but you been treatin' a lot of people with a lot of disrespect, even your own wife!
Black Guy: Motherfucker, you don't know me!
Joe Pesci: You're fuckin' warned: don't ever go over my fuckin' head again! You motherfucker, you!
Black Guy: You kiss mah motherfuckin' ass, bitch!
Joe Pesci: Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you: you only exist out here 'cause of me!
Black Guy: You suck mah motherfuckin' ass!
Joe Pesci: I'm what counts out here! Not your fuckin' country clubs or your fuckin' TV shows!
Black Guy: I'll kick yo measly motherfuckin' ass! You don't know me...whatever! You better go get da fuck back on da banana boat...and kiss some motherfuckin' body ass, dat's what you'd better do.
Joe Pesci: You're fuckin' warned: don't ever go over my fuckin' head again! You motherfucker, you!
Black Guy: Fuck yo head, man! I'll knock yo fuckin' head off at da shoulder!
Joe Pesci: I think I want my money back.
Black Guy: Motherfucker?
Joe Pesci: You put my fuckin' money to sleep! You go get my money or I'll put your fuckin' brain to sleep!
Black Guy: I'll tell ya what, motherfucker! Come on, put it! I'll tell ya where da fuck I'm at! Come on, put it! You won't put no motherfuckin' body else ta sleep!
Joe Pesci: You know, I'm tryin' to put something really big together out here...you know what I'm talkin' about?
Black Guy: No! I don't know what da fuck you're...
Joe Pesci: If you're actin' like this now, how can I depend on you?
Black Guy: Motherfuck you! Don't calls mah fuckin' house with no bullshit! You'll get fucked-up! Son 'o mah bitch!
Joe Pesci: Yeah...least you could do is return my phone calls, though.
Black Guy: You'll get fucked-up! Don't calls mah fuckin' house! You must be wanna die...do you wanna die, motherfucker? Get you a gun and put it to your head and pull da trigger.
Joe Pesci: You're fuckin' warned: don't ever go over my fuckin' head again! You motherfucker, you!
Black Guy: Yo mom a motherfucker...dat's who a motherfucker.
Joe Pesci: I think in all fairness...I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance...
Black Guy: I don't give a fuck what you do! All fairness, ya faggot motherfucker!
Joe Pesci: You know, I don't know what it is, Sammy, but the more I talk to you, the more I feel like you just don't want to go along with me. Is that it?
Black Guy: You kiss mah fuckin' black ass, dat's what da fuck you do!
Joe Pesci: Yeah...least you could do is return my phone calls, though.
Black Guy: Motherfucker, fuck you!! You don't know me!
Joe Pesci: I'll be there in the morning, you can fuckin' try me, fatso! You fuckin' try me!
Black Guy: I'll tell you what! You come, motherfuck...you come motherfucker up here in the da mornin', you gonna come up missin' in action!
Joe Pesci: Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you...!
Black Guy: Boy, you all suck somebody's dick, you calls some faggot! Don't calls me, I'm a man, motherfucker.
Joe Pesci: What people would ya think, you think I wasn't gonna find out?
Black Guy: You faggot motherfucker...you know who you's talkin' to, boy? You know who you fuckin' talkin' to?! If you call...if you call mah fuckin' house again, bitch, I'm a-tell ya this: yo motherfuckin' ass will get locked-up quick-fast in da heartbeat. Don't calls mah fuckin' house no more. And I mean business, motherfucker.
Joe Pesci: I'm what counts out here! Not your fuckin' country clubs or your fuckin' TV shows!
Black Guy: You better go find ya a faggot ta play wit', okay? Dat what da fuck you better do.
Joe Pesci: I think in all fairness...I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do.
Black Guy: I don't give a fuck what you do!
Joe Pesci: For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and...walk in and see ya and, uh...if you don't have my money for me...I'll crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everyone in the bank.
Black Guy: I'll tell you what! You ain't gotta wait 'til tomorrow mornin'! Why don't you do it tonight, motherfucker? Tell me where ta come and I'll come on over there and you...you'll get your opportunity to do it tonight.
Joe Pesci: You're fuckin' warned, don't...!
Black Guy: Good buddy, motherfucker. What's wrong?
Joe Pesci: You know I get calls from back home every fuckin' day, they think you went batshit?!?!
Black Guy: What's wrong, faggot?
Joe Pesci: I've been tryin' to reach you, you're tougher to get than the President.
Black Guy: Stupid motherfucker.

[*End of call*]

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