Junkyard Hick
Junkyard Hick
Ima Legalfirm's Depiction of Junkyard Hick


Prank Call Victim


Junkyard owner




early to-mid 50s





Junkyard Hick is a prank call victim was called by Al Pacino in November 2006. He is featured in the Realm of Darkness call "Al Pacino calls a Junkyard Hick".[1] A soundboard of the victim was released by the website over four years later, however, it has never been used.


  • "Junkyard."
  • "What?"
  • "Who?"
  • "Yeah. What about it?"
  • "Who did?"
  • "What are you talkin' about?"
  • "I heard somethin' about $6,000 yer gonna' send me or somethin'."
  • "What are you talkin' about?"
  • "What?!"
  • "I don't know what yer talkin' about."
  • "For what?!"
  • "For WHAT?!"
  • "Fer-fer what? What are you talkin' about, bud? I don't- hey you know who you talkin' to?"
  • "Who are you talkin' to?"
  • "Jim?! This is Charlie ya' goofy bastard!"
  • "Yeah, you too!"
  • "Well, hey, call the guy you want to 'cause you got the wrong fuckin' number or somethin' Jack."
  • "Yeah? I got your "big man" hangin' in my britches, ya' cocksucker!"
  • "I don't know who the fuck you are and I don't know what you're talkin' about 'cause I don't know- This is Charlie. This ain't fuckin' Henry!"
  • "Well, you're the next one I guess 'cause', uh, I got yer stupid cunt hangin'."
  • "Yeah! Hey, uh, don't you wish you could!"
  • "Ahh! Hey, uh, you-you got that right! You ARE sorry Jack."

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
November 25, 2006 Al Pacino calls a Junkyard Hick Realm of Darkness Junkyard Hick Original call. [1]


  1. 1.0 1.1 Al Pacino calls a Junkyard Hick on Realm of Darkness

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