Kerpal calls Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

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Arnold Schwarzenegger



Kerpal's dog was kicked by Arnold's daughter, so he calls Arnold to set the situation straight.


[*phone rings*]
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Good morning!
Kerpal: Hello. Is Abtar there?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Who are you?
Kerpal: This is Kerpal. I was just calling because I live down the street from you and your daughter come to my house today and she kicked my dog.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: C'mon, don't bullshit me.
Kerpal: I saw her and then I-
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Stop whining!
Kerpal: I saw her and I-I-
Arnold Schwarzenegger: STOP IT!
Kerpal: (softly) You bastard.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Who are you?!
Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT! I'm going to call the police. My dog...she kicked it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm a cop, you idiot!
Kerpal: What?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm Detective John Kimble!
Kerpal: Don't lie you .. fucking guy!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You .. son of a bitch!
Kerpal: Fuck you!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I hope you left room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!
Kerpal: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]


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