Liquor Store Guy
Traditional Depiction of Liquor Store Guy


Prank Call Victim


Liquor store employee



early to-mid 40s





Liquor Store Guy is a prank call victim who was discovered around 2009. The original call to the victim is considered lost, however, a victim soundboard still exists. Several of his soundboard calls also exist on YouTube, most notably, TheGoldenPhone's call to Harlem Barber.[1]

As of March 6, 2014, the original call to the Liquor Store Guy appears to have been found, and is currently hosted on Realm of Darkness (although the Liquor Store Guy no longer has his own page on the site). 


  • "Hello?"
  • "Yes. How you doing?"
  • "I don't know. Who's this?"
  • "Motherfucker. You have any problem?"
  • "Come over and I'll give you black eye motherfucker."
  • "You are asshole man!"
  • "You're a piece of shit!"
  • "I'm your daddy!"
  • "Ok, I'll pull a gun and shoot you in da ass motherfucker!"
  • "Come over here and let me see. I'll shoot you in your ass motherfucker!"
  • "I shoot you motherfucker. What you say?"
  • "Yeah, come over here!"
  • "If you are man come .. talk to me over here. You motherfucker!"
  • "You know what? You talking like you got a shit in your mouth!"
  • "Asshole!"
  • "Cocksucker!"
  • "I, I, I'll fuck your mother man."
  • "I will fuck you mother man."
  • "Shut up nigga."
  • "SHUT UP! Motherfucker ... bitch."
  • "Motherfucker son of bitch ... I KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!"
  • "YOU'RE a bitch, motherfucker! You're mama is a bitch and your father is a bitch."
  • "Why you like Indian dick?"
  • "I think you like Indian dick too much."
  • "You are a GAY, man!"
  • "Let me pull my gun. Come over here if you want."
  • "You don't know how to talk english!"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Drunk Guy, Philly Thug & Joe Pesci call a Liquor Store Professor Prank Liquor Store Guy [2]
N/A Liquor Store Guy calls a Russian TheGoldenPhone Male victim [3]
N/A Liquor Store Guy calls the Harlem Barber TheGoldenPhone2 Harlem Barber [1]
October 2, 2009 Liquor Store Guy calls Mark Hpanglea Male victim [4]
April 30, 2011 Liquor Store Guy calls preacher and lets some steam out THUNDERCUNTmusic Male victim [5]
June 12, 2011 Liquor Store Guy calls a Pissed Off Indian Chicken Place Worker Frank Prankman Male victim [6]
November 26, 2011 Kebab, Chinaman & Liquor Store Guy Prank Call Crazy Indians! Frank Prankman Male victim [7]


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