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Meat Grinder Mike
Mike
Traditional Depiction of Meat Grinder Mike

Name

Mike Delaterre

Category

Prank Call Victim

Occupation

Unknown, may be a butcher or food production worker, judging from his comments about meat equipment.

Age

Unknown, possibly in his 40s?

Nationality

American

Residence

Euclid, OH (Mike's sister-in-law has referenced his residing on Lee Terrace, possible in Wickliffe, OH)

Meat Grinder Mike is a prank call victim of the Birmingham Redneck. He was first called by daeHkiD in the summer of 2012.[1] His name is inspired by his threats of using meat preparation tools against some of the people who keep calling him.

Mike is also familiar with the personality of Frank "Duncan" Garrett, having been called by him enough times to know that he is/was in Oklahoma.

Mike is depicted with the character of Harvey Logan from the 1969 movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, played by Ted Cassidy.

PersonalityEdit

He is known to have a intense dislike for those who live in, or those hailing from the deep-south of the United States. He identifies them based upon their accents; this trait is exploited by his prank caller(s) who use the appropriate soundboards. (Although, when called by the Black Guy, he mistaken him for a "hillbilly".)

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Actual likeness of Meat Grinder Mike

Mike is proud of being a resident of Ohio which is what he considers a "civilized area" unlike places like Oklahoma which he considers to be inhabited by "Steers and Queers". (As revealed when "Duncan" called him in "Meat Grinder Mike's telephone nightmare".)[2]

Mike also has a relatively strong command of the English language, coming up with some original variations of otherwise traditional insults. For instance, it can be argued that one of his signature insults is some variation of "Suck the sloppy end of my fuck-stick." which, in itself, is a variation of the traditional insult "Suck my dick.". It can be speculated that these catch-phrases are what Mike uses to make his identity more distinct from the usual swearing person.

When called by the Irate Black Man, he proceeded to mock his accent and mannerisms. Although not proven, it's possible he may have a dislike for black people as well; further circumstantial evidence of this dislike is his comment about hanging and or whipping the caller "like they used to do in the slave days". However, it is worth mentioning that this was an aggravated response to the racial slurs from the "Drunken Wife Beater"; it can be speculated that Mike was being humorously ironic instead of prejudiced in this response.

Mike seems to have a pet bird judging by the fact that screeching can often be heard in the background of the calls, usually the bird screeching in response to Mike's yelling at the phone.

QuotesEdit

  • "Mike... MIKE!"
  • "I'm gonna kill you if I find you.. If I find I'm gonna kill you.."
  • "Quit calling me and bothering me."
  • "Well I'm going to tell you this right now: If I catch you, I'm going to fucking use a meat tenderizer on your face, so, so, when you do-your funeral people won't recognize you.
  • "Hey-hey-hey-hey, butthead!"
  • "You're a sick person!"
  • "You miserable motherfucker."
  • "What number are you trying to call?!"
  • "Who the fuck is this?"
  • "Why are you bothering me you moron?"
  • "You need to learn how to use a phone."
  • "Who's this?"
  • "So who am I talking to?"
  • "Yes, I am.."
  • "I'll call you, asshole!"
  • "Suck my dick you asshole."
  • "You called me you fucking lowlife hillbilly."
  • "You need to learn how to dial a phone you idiot."
  • "I'm trying to help you, you dumb motherfucking lowlife hillbilly!"
  • "Why don't you suck the slop(py) end of my fuck-stick."
  • "Why don't you go fuck yourself and suck the slop(py) end of my fuck-stick."
  • "Hey li-listen here you dumb motherfucker low-life hillbilly: I ain't calling you all right. If-if I find you somewhere, I'm going to use a meat grinder on you all right?"
  • "You know what, If-if I find you, your family will have to have a closed casket, because I'm going to take and I'm going to mutilate your ass."
  • "You know something, why don't you go back to third grade and learn how to use the phone."
  • "All you are is just human excrement, that's all, the best part of you ran down your father's leg, you piece of garbage."
  • "I have more respect for animals in cages than I do for people like you, you piece of garbage."
  • "Listen here you motherfucking hillbilly, I'll fucking come over with a fucking meat tenderizer and I'll fucking tenderize your fucking skull!"
  • "You motherfucking human excrement!"
  • "This is Mike, who is this asshole?!"
  • "I'm going to tell you something right now you piece of shit, I know somebody who works for the IRS, and at anytime I want I can have them call and put a tracer on this line and find out exactly where each one of my calls are coming from, and guess what, when I find out who you are, I'm going to come over and you'll die a slow fucking death."
  • "I don't care if you're the president of the United States you dumb motherfucker."
  • "All you people from Oklahoma need help"
  • "Are you following me, you knucklehead?!"
  • "Listen here you fucking hillbilly dumb motherfucker! If I was down there I'd bash your fucking skull in! Don't you call me anymore alright?"
  • "You called me up, you redneck."
  • "Are you calling from a cell phone?"
  • "You are calling me on my landline."
  • "I'm gonna make your last days on this earth miserable; just miserable. I'm gonna drag you through the fucking woods, pri-prickly bushes, and everything."
  • "You are ONE human excrement."
  • "Well I'm tired of it."
  • "You need to quit acting like a fucking two year-old!"
  • "I'm tired of all you rednecks calling."
  • "Man if I see you I'm going to whip you like they used to do in the slave days, I'm going to whip you like a dog."

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
2012 Birmingham Redneck Calls Meat Grinder Mike daeHkiD Meat Grinder Mike Original call. [3]
2012 Arnold Calls Meat Grinder Mike FridockShir Meat Grinder Mike [4]
May 7, 2012 Prank calling Meat Grinder Mike Whoruandwherdyoulive Meat Grinder Mike [5]
August 20, 2012 Yankee Tough Guy vs. Meat Grinder Mike Rawpranks Meat Grinder Mike [6]
August 20, 2012 Meat Grinder Mike's telephone nightmare Whoruandwherdyoulive Meat Grinder Mike [2]
Angry Grampa Calls Meat Grinder Mike (+Bonus Call ) daeHkiD Meat Grinder Mike [7]
Jesus Lady Calls Meat Grinder Mike Meat Grinder Mike [8]
Meat Grinder Mike Eats Vicodin Then Calls Himself Meat Grinder Mike [9]
(Meat Grinder Mike) - New Calls Puremadnessman Meat Grinder Mike [10]
NYC C*** Calls Meat Grinder Mike FridockShir Meat Grinder Mike [11]
Respected Gentleman Calls Meat Grinder Mike Meat Grinder Mike [12]
Return of Meat Grinder Mike daeHkiD Meat Grinder Mike [13]
setting up a date (call to meat grinder mike) Dialtone Disasters Meat Grinder Mike [14]
unprepared call to meat grinder mike Dialtone Disasters Meat Grinder Mike [15]
missing bird (mike) Dialtone Disasters Meat Grinder Mike [16]
lost cat (mike) Mobiethian Meat Grinder Mike [17]
TFP calls his mother and MGM calls his sister-in-law Jack Inoff, daeHkiD Tom From Phoenix's mother, Meat Grinder Mike's sister in law [18]
November 3, 2012 Frank Garrett - Duncan- Still raising hell Whoruandwherdyoulive Male victim [19]
November 4, 2012 Springfield Pervert, Mystery Man, Meat Grinder Mike, IBM calls a Girl Puremadnessmann Female victim [20]
November 14, 2012 Meat-Grinder Mike & The Prosecutor Harrass a Telemarketer Sir Cranksalot Female victim [21]
November 22, 2012 Satanic Racist & Meat Grinder Mike Puremadnessmann Male victim [22]
November 23, 2012 Mike calls a guy selling a meat grinder AR15pranks Male victim [23]
November 23, 2012 Springfield Pervert + Meat Grinder Mike + Prosecutor + Drunk Bailbondsman Call Party Bus Guy Sir Cranksalot Male victim [24]
November 23, 2012 (Meat Grinder Mike) calls Several Mikes + UK Girl Puremadnessmann Various [25]
November 28, 2012 Meat Grinder Mike BK Pimp Tom Racist Redneck Make The Rounds Firstcomingg Various [26]
November 29, 2012 Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mike the Meat Grinder call CCL CCLMiami Caribbean Cruise Lines [27]
December 7, 2012 Young Redneck, Random Asshole & Meat Grinder Mike Call an Italian Wigger Sir Cranksalot Male victim [28]
December 20, 2012 Al the Drunk and Mike make some calls AR15pranks Golden Garden Chinese Buffet [29]
December 29, 2012 Meat Grinder Mike Needs An Insurance Quote Unoriginalprankstah [30]
January 1, 2013 Arnold, Mike and the Deputy need somewhere to crash MrPrankGarrett

[31]

April 2013 Bailbondsh and Friends call the Debt Collectors (Part 7) Wilford Brimley Visions Financial [32]
August 3, 2013 Mama's Boy Wilford Brimley Mama's Boy [33]

ReferencesEdit

  1. Birmingham Redneck Calls Meat Grinder Mike on YouTube
  2. 2.0 2.1 Meat Grinder Mike's telephone nightmare on YouTube
  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adn5oU6BTF4
  4. Arnold Calls Meat Grinder Mike on YouTube
  5. Prank calling Meat Grinder Mike on YouTube
  6. Yankee Tough Guy vs. Meat Grinder Mike on YouTube
  7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92QgCinsayw
  8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-U_ulWwK3Q
  9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKne6aedCmc
  10. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD4nwzyCFtk
  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caVMI1Va2w0
  12. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aXsHkQUMu8
  13. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1dguAjdJw0
  14. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvpFPFHByN0
  15. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kIOSD2_fF4
  16. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShbNCAips7o
  17. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb1Sc7GZj28
  18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHXnYzxZFo
  19. Frank Garrett - Duncan- Still raising hell on YouTube
  20. Springfield Pervert, Mystery Man, Meat Grinder Mike, IBM calls a Girl on YouTube
  21. Meat-Grinder Mike & The Prosecutor Harrass a Telemarketer on YouTube
  22. Satanic Racist & Meat Grinder Mike on YouTube
  23. Mike calls a guy selling a meat grinder on YouTube
  24. Springfield Pervert + Meat Grinder Mike + Prosecutor + Drunk Bailbondsman Call Party Bus Guy on YouTube
  25. (Meat Grinder Mike) calls Several Mikes + UK Girl on YouTube
  26. Meat Grinder Mike BK Pimp Tom Racist Redneck Make The Rounds on YouTube
  27. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mike the Meat Grinder call CCL on YouTube
  28. Young Redneck, Random Asshole & Meat Grinder Mike Call an Italian Wigger on YouTube
  29. Al the Drunk and Mike make some calls on YouTube
  30. Meat Grinder Mike Needs An Insurance Quote on YouTube
  31. Arnold,Mike and the Deputy need somewhere to crash on YouTube
  32. Bailbondsh and Friends call the Debt Collectors (Part 7) on YouTube
  33. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV2UV6r6F7o Mama's Boy on Youtube

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