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Mr. Rogers calls about a Lost Cat
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Category

Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

Unknown

Soundboard(s) used

Fred Rogers

Victim(s)

A man

Length

3:02

Mr. Rogers has found a cat, and calls a random man to see if it belongs to him. After the man denies owning the animal, Mr. Rogers begins asking him some personal and abnormal questions.

TranscriptEdit

(Phone rings)
Male victim: [inaudible]...Can I help you?
Mr. Rogers: Hello?
Male victim: Hello?
(A cat can be heard meowing in the background throughout)
Mr. Rogers: Do you know who I am?
Male victim: No, I do not.
Mr. Rogers: This is Fred Rogers.
Male victim: I'm sorry?
Mr. Rogers: Have you by any chance lost your kitty?
Male victim: I'm sorry, who's this?
Mr. Rogers: This is Fred Rogers.
Male victim: Fred Rogers?
Mr. Rogers: Yeah.
Male victim: Hi, Fred.
Mr. Rogers: Have you by any chance lost your kitty?
Male victim: I do not have a kitty.
Mr. Rogers: Well, I have her. Furry and brown. (Pause) Hello?
Male victim: Hi, I do not have a kitty.
Mr. Rogers: Can you find the cat?
Male victim: I don't have a cat either.
Mr. Rogers: When you were a little boy, what kinds of things did you like to do?
Male victim: Who is this?
Mr. Rogers: This is Fred Rogers.
Male victim: Where are you from, Fred?
Mr. Rogers: Hello?
Male victim: Hello?
Mr. Rogers: Yes.
Male victim: Okay, Fred li--
Mr. Rogers: (interrupting) Are there things that make you angry?
Male victim: No, sir. I don't get angry much.
Mr. Rogers: What do you do when you're angry?
Male victim: Um...pray about it.
Mr. Rogers: Do you have ways of showing you're angry?
Male victim: No, I do not.
Mr. Rogers: There are no such things as real monsters.
Male victim: [inaudible]
Mr. Rogers: And I don't like to see people hurting one another, but that's not what the game is.
Male victim: Fred, I really don't know [inaudible]
Mr. Rogers: Yeah...this is Fred Rogers.
Male victim: I know, you keep telling me that, sir, but I don't know who you are.
Mr. Rogers: Yo-Yo Ma.
Male victim: I'm sorry?
Mr. Rogers: What would you tell Lady Elaine if you were talking with her right now? (Pause) Hello?
Male victim: I'm sorry, Fred, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Mr. Rogers: No! Have you ever had a checkup?
Male victim: Have I ever had a checkup? Sure.
Mr. Rogers: Did any of it hurt?
Male victim: No, sir.
Mr. Rogers: Well, if a doctor has to give you a shot, sometimes that does hurt, doesn't it?
Male victim: Sometim--
Mr. Rogers: (interrupting) Shots are like big pinches, but the hurt goes away after awhile. That's something that I know for sure. Did you talk with the people you love last night about the things that you wonder about?
Male victim: Fred, I'm gonna go, man. I really don't know who you are.
Mr. Rogers: No!
Male victim: I'm sorry.
Mr. Rogers: I remember one time some of our neighbors who were studying ballet dancing got dressed up to look like raccoons. One of them was a mother raccoon, and the other a father raccoon. And there was a boy raccoon and a girl raccoon, and they made up a dance about that family. (Pause) Hello?
Male victim: Fred, I'm gonna go now.
Mr. Rogers: No!
(Male victim hangs up)
Mr. Rogers: Have you ever seen anybody play the game called soccer?
[End of call]

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