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Mr T. Calls the Harlem Barber
Telephone ringing twn

Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Unknown

Soundboard(s) used

Mr. T

Victim(s)

Harlem Barber's employee

Length

1:19

Mr. T calls to tell the guys at Harlem to give back his van.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Harlem Barber's employee: Barbershop.
Mr. T: Hey man.
Harlem Barber's employee: Yeah.
Mr. T: I want my van back.
Harlem Barber's employee: Say what?
Mr. T: I want my van back.
Harlem Barber's employee: (long pause) Man..why you keep fuckin' with people comin' up to Christmas, man?
Mr. T: I'm gonna' use your body as my car bumper. When I get finished with your boss, Mr. Unfriendly, I'm gonna' take care of YOU.
Harlem Barber's employee: You need to find something to do, man. You know somethin'? Because you ain't doin' nothin' now but wasting my time and yours.
Mr. T: That's alright. If I don't get it back, I'll just have to kill you.
Harlem Barber's employee: Because I couldn't give a fuck about you. I could care n- you can talk all day. It don't bother me. So if you think you gettin' on somebody's nerves, you got the wrong guy.
Mr. T: I want my van back.
Harlem Barber's employee: I can do this shit all fuckin' day. In fact, I like it. Keep talkin'.
Mr. T: I want my van back.
Harlem Barber's employee: Motherfucker, you sound like me. (pause) Say what?
Mr. T: This is more important.
Harlem Barber's employee: Hey, yeah, you sound good. Keep talkin'. I like it.
Mr. T: You're a very lucky man. I could of been REAL mad.
Harlem Barber's employee: Yeah, you lucky!
Mr. T: REALLY mad.
Harlem Barber's employee: You lucky I don't know who in the fuck you are!
Mr. T: As it stands, I'm in a pretty good mood.
Harlem Barber's employee: [*hangs up*]
Mr. T: I'm B.A. Baracus.


Call #2 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Harlem Barber's employee: Hello?
Mr. T: I'm gonna' cast my fist on your lips if you don't answer the question!
[*Harlem Barber's employee starts dialing keypad*]
Harlem Barber's employee: Ola, pavelo.
Mr. T: You lie to me!
Harlem Barber's employee: (pause) Ola, pavelo. Que paso? Que paso?
Mr. T: You lie to me!
Harlem Barber's employee: Ola! Ola!
Mr. T: I want my van back.
Harlem Barber's employee: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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