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My final calls to Stilwell Grandma and more
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

MDopvveszZW

Soundboard(s) used

Bob Chandler, Duncan

Victim(s)

Stilwell Grandma

Length

3:15

Stilwell Grandma receives calls from Bob Chandler and Duncan, with an unidentified woman confronting Duncan the latter call. This was the last-ever call made by MDopvveszZW. In addition, bonus calls made to Cock Inspector were included.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Stilwell Grandma: Hello?
Bob Chandler: Hello.
Stilwell Grandma: ...
Bob Chandler: I'm Robert Chandler.
Stilwell Grandma: [Unintelligible]
Bob Chandler: Hello?
Stilwell Grandma: (pause) I said hello! What do you want?!
Bob Chandler: I'm a neighbor. I have a lot of Cherokee relatives who live in your state also. I'm an 82-year-old man.
Stilwell Grandma: Well what are you doin' callin' me?
Bob Chandler: I'm 82 years old.
Stilwell Grandma: I don't care how old- I don't care about your age! Just quit callin' my number, PLEASE!!
Bob Chandler: Why did you call me?
Stilwell Grandma: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Duncan: Hello?
Stilwell Grandma: Hello?
Duncan: This is Frank Garrett.
Stilwell Grandma: M-mm-mm-mmmm, no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no. [*hangs up*]


Call #3 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Hello?
Duncan: What's goin' on, bud?
[*Talking in the background*] Female victim: (pause) Who's calling?
Duncan: This is Frank Garrett.
Female victim: (sounding amused)Frank Garrett is dead.
Duncan: That's me.
Female victim: Do .. who are you calling sir? (long pause) Huh? I'm recording you-
Duncan: Call the police-
Female victim: -for the sheriff's department right now. Who are you calling?
Duncan: -so they can lock you up and put you behind bars lookin' at-
Female victim: [*hangs up*]


Call #4

Female victim: Hello?
Cock Inspector: Well I got another phone here. I'll just tell you right where your at!
Female victim: What's that, Jared?
Cock Inspector: Who are you?!
Female victim: Well...I know who YOU are and, uh, I got your phone number and I'm callin' the police department?
Cock Inspector: Hey let's get that peter out and have a look at it!
Female victim: Um-hmm.
Cock Inspector: Aw, you're a weird son-of-a-bitch!
Female victim: Yeah you are. Charlie want's to know if that ankle bracelet is fittin' you pretty good.
Cock Inspector: Yeah, uh-huh.
Female victim: Uh-huh.
Cock Inspector: Yeah, uh-huh.
Female victim: Uh-huh.
Cock Inspector: Stay where you're at, big boy.
Female victim: Big boy?
Cock Inspector: Hey I'll just call the law, good alright? Just stay right were your at.
Female victim: Hell, they already got your phone number!
Cock Inspector: Do what?
Female victim: They'll be there anytime today. They GOT your phone number an' we've been recordin' all these calls-
Cock Inspector: (sound of phone being dialed) Hello?
Female victim: -to track you're ass back to the penal institution!
Cock Inspector: Mmm, your doin' just fine.
Female victim: I hope you like, I hope you like it in there.
Cock Inspector: [Unintelligible]
Female victim: [*hangs up*]

Call #5

[*phone rings*]
Cock Inspector: Mornin'.
Creepy Cookie Guy: Hello.
Cock Inspector: Yeah?
Creepy Cookie Guy: Me making cookies right outta my ass.
Cock Inspector: Ok! Bring it over here.
Creepy Cookie Guy: Right outa' my ass.
Cock Inspector: Uh-huh..mmnmm...ok...alright Jared. Bring it on.
Creepy Cookie Guy: Right outta my ass.
Cock Inspector: Your girlfriend called last night.
Creepy Cookie Guy: Oh, that's wonderful.
Cock Inspector: Yeah...yeah she's gonna' play with that, that little dick of yours. Bring it on over here.
Creepy Cookie Guy: Warm and fresh. Right outta my ass.
Cock Inspector: Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah. Come on, Jared. Don't [Unintelligible]
Creepy Cookie Guy: Warm and fresh. Right outta my ass.
Cock Inspector: Mmm, ok. Good night. [*hangs up*]
Creepy Cookie Guy: How about we make some cookies right out of our asses?

[End of call]

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