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Myles Bennett Dyson, MBD for short, (originally named SynGynGor) is a retired Arnold Schwarzenegger-exclusive prankster on YouTube. His psuedonym, as spoken by Arnold is the name of the computer programmer responsable for the SkyNet AI program of the Termaniator movies, specifically the events of T2: Judgment Day. He used to operate on a weekly basis, and is best known for inventing his own lines, and for his "Arnold Brutalize a Group of Drug Dealers" series. His genius has been praised by many. As of November 2014, he has over 956,000 views on his channel and approximately 5,000 subscribers.

"I DAN'T KNOW!"

In early May 2014 Myles Bennett Dyson had told his fans that he was in a financial strain. He asked his fans for donations and said that he wanted to make MBD project a full time job on his new personal facebook page. He said that he saw thousands upon thousands of comedy channels on youtube making money. Since he had plenty of subscribers he believe he could make it if he uploaded a video on a daily basis or every other day. He set up a GoFundMe page with the original goal of around $3,000 so he can pay of debt and get his studio equipment out of a pawn shop and of course rent an apartment. He eventually lowered his price down to $1,500, he claimed that a family member lend him money and so he was able to get his studio equipment out of the hock. In the end Myles Bennett Dyson's GoFundMe page had reached its goal in the last few days left. He then raised the GoFundMe's goal to $12,278, a number that is often used in Arnold Schwarsenegger soundboards.

Current Channel StatusEdit

MBD's new channel currently features a mix of re-uploads from his old channel, and new videos. MBD has stated that new videos will begin with the words "Today we are going to play a new fun game".

The NoisesEdit

One of his many trademarks are the noises. The noises consists of a mishmash of clips from Pumping Iron, a docudrama about the bodybuilding life of Arnold Schwarzenegger. For comedic purposes, MBD uses these clips in mid-sentence, which very often confuses his victims. This process created a controversy amongst his listeners. Dividing the fanbase into two.

Drug Dealer SagaEdit

Starting in April of 2012, a group of supposed drug dealers, located in or near the Chattanooga, Tennesse area were prank called on an almost weekly basis. At first they just shook off the harrasment, but later became extremely aggravated by it and on multiple occasions, impersonated or threatened to call law enforcement. In March, 2013, after nearly a year of constant prank calls, the drug dealers claimed to be recording calls. There were 48 parts in the series before MBD's channel closed. Myles was considering ending the saga after part 50. For part 50, he was planning to have Arnold apologize to the drug dealers, only to take it back by saying "I lied." As of May 26 of 2013, MBD has uploaded the Drug Dealer Saga into one video.

Granny D. Deala's Death

On August 30, 2014, Myles Bennett Dyson informed his fans through his facebook that Granny recently has passed away on August 28. On his facebook he claimed that he would no longer pursue them anymore;

"I just found out that the infamous Granny ("I'm gettin' dayumn tarda' dis' sheeeit") passed away yesterday afternoon. With her demise comes the demise of the drug dealer saga once and for all. I will no longer pursue legal action against that clan as even I draw the line somewhere.

Let's all take a moment to remember all the laughs she gave us - there will never be another prank call victim quite like her."

This eventually caused to reveal Granny's real name was Wllie "Granny" Burnette. She died at age of 75. Her online Obituary was online in the public view. MBD warned that he did not want to see his name nor any links leading to his identity on the online obituary or he will delete his facebook and youtube accounts and will not make any calls anymore. But unfortunately people did not listen and spammed the online obituary with Arnold quotes such as "Terminated", However MBD still has not shut his channel down nor his facebook, it may seem he is still not aware of it.

Channel RemovalEdit

Sometime on the afternoon of April 4, 2013, Myles Bennett Dyson's YouTube channel was closed and all his videos removed. There is speculation that the "drug dealers" he repeatedly brutalized called the police on him, as well as that his channel was reported and YouTube took it down. However, no one currently knows what actually happened or whether he'll be back. Myles repeatedly said he was not affiliated with a popular Facebook page for his character so it is unknown beer he might post any updates, or if he will at all.

Within 48 hours of closing his channel, he reappeared under the same username with a video assuring his fans that he will make an indefinite return. In a comment up Myles himself, he stated that the Drug Dealers found out about the prank calls made to them being posted on shit, after a short legal battle with YouTube, he got his channel back, but none of the original content will be included. 

In Myles' words

"Basically, drug dealers found the videos, complained, Youtube took them down and everything else I did (though one guy I spoke with said they were only supposed to remove those flagged videos). I raised hell, threw a lot of law lingo their way, and got my channel back minus the content. That's the gist of it, really".

Call CharacteristicsEdit

Myles Bennet Dyson's prank calls vary, but a high majority of them involve calling hotels, demanding a hotel room for 'tonight. 6:18 pm!", usually for one night and one person. If asked to provide a credit number, MDB will type in the number on his phone, which is likely to be misheard in multiple ways. When asked for a state, he will usually say Miami, but has used San Francisco, Sacramento, Washington DC and others as well.

MDB uses audio splicing to create one-time quotes. Ie, "Yes I would like to have (insert new thing here) please.". Also, swearing can be added to words, ie "Cor-fucking-rect", "Affirm-fucking-ative". A common quote for MDB calls is to say a variation of "Go and kiss your mother's behind, you fucking choirboy!". Also, it is common for the line"Well I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH, AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!" to be modified - ie, instead of fist, 'cock', and instead of stomach, 'pussy'. MDB will often call himself Detective Myles Bennet Dyson. There are several phone calls where he will request to talk to a person, whether it's Katherine Brewster, John or Sarah Connor, Burrera Hose, Larry, Adam Gibson, Henry Ranquist, Thomas Aquinas, or himself.

On occasion, the recipient of the call will eventually recognise the voice of Arnold. If this happens, MDB will say "This is me Arnold Schwarznegger! How are you?". Once, he claimed he was "Myles Bennet Schwarznegger", and Arnold was his twin brother.

There are some calls that begin with "Hello everybody! This is me Arnold Schwarznegger! I'm very happy to be here! It's very nice to see everyone again!". Also, if talking to a woman, Arnold may insist he has only one more question - "You want to fuck me? Tonight!". There is also a trend of adding undecipherable short noises during his quotes, most likely to confuse the recipient. If Arnold is forced to listen to music while on hold, he will sing part of Yakkety Yak, usually just the "da-na-na-na-na, na na na!" part. During calls where Arnold is under attack by cats, dinosaurs, etc, if they make noise in the background, Arnold will scream at them to shut up, or "Put a sock in it!" MDB also has a fondness for saying the number "200", and "Fifty bucks!" If faced with a price that is too high, he will comment "Outrageous, and I will repeal it!"

Only once did MDB succeed in booking a hotel room. His luck was met with "That's amazing, haha!"

Controversy

Myles has become a topic of controversy regarding the donation money and failed promises. MBD claimed to have his youtube channel as a full time job, however since he met his GoFundMe goal, to date, has so far made less than ten videos. Many believing and calling him a scammer. Many hardcore fans still hold out hope that MBD will make a comeback but the man behind MBD has been MIA for many months now. Many former fans have expressed anger and de-friended him on facebook and unsubscribed to his channel. MBD made a statement claiming that he will always come back even if he was gone for months. He also said that the part-time job he found was eventually turned into a full-time job and is the reason why he hasn't been around very much. It seems that the man behind Myles Bennett Dyson has now moving on with life and it seems that he may never come back.

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Notes Ref.
001 Arnold Calls Perry's Ocean Edge (Part 1)
002 Arnold Calls Perry's Ocean Edge (Part 2)
003 Arnold Calls Perry's Ocean Edge (Part 3)
004 Arnold Calls The Stone Fort Inn (Part 1)
005 Arnold Calls The Stone Fort Inn (Part 2)
006 Arnold Calls The Days Inn
007 Arnold Calls The Breakwater Inn And Spa
008 Arnold Is Extremely Rude To The Hotel Vintage Plaza
009 Arnold Calls The Stone Fort Inn (Part 3)
010 Arnold Calls The Hotel Zaza (Part 1)
011 Arnold (Accidentally) Calls Denny's
012 Arnold Gets Into It With The Super 8 (Part 1)
013 Arnold Is Uncooperative With The Holiday Inn
014 Arnold Brutalizes A Miami Hospital
015 Arnold Calls The Blue Butterfly Escort Service (Part 1)
016 Arnold Calls The Courtyard Marriott
017 Arnold Propositions The Latin Lady
018 Arnold Calls The Thomas Aquinas School
019 Arnold Calls Perry's Ocean Edge (Part 4)
020 Arnold (Accidentally) Calls Several Waffle Houses
021 Arnold Interrogates Amara Home Care
022 Arnold Calls The Lantern At Morning Pointe
023 Arnold Calls The Hospital For Help
024 Arnold Calls Capital One
025 Arnold Wants Cookies
026 Arnold Terrorizes The Double Tree
027 Arnold Calls Moccasin Bend
028 Arnold Wants Ten People In One Room
029 Arnold Encounters The Worst Hotel Ever
030 Arnold Is Accused Of Being A Computer
031 Arnold Refuses To Spell His Name
032 Arnold Calls The Knights Inn... Or Does He?
033 Arnold Muscles A Bastard Child Into Submission
034 Arnold Puts Three Jameson Hotels To The Test
035 Arnold Has Gone Completely Insane
036 Arnold Haggles Over The Price Of A Hotel
037 Arnold Tries To Order A Steak And Cookies
038 Arnold Calls Several Asian Massage Parlors
039 Arnold Is Looking For Some New Friends
040 Arnold Is Gunned Down (Part 1)
041 Arnold Tries To Book An Entire Hotel
042 Arnold Is Looking For John Connor
043 Arnold Wants To Go To College
044 Arnold Gets Into It With The Super 8 (Part 2)
045 Arnold Contacts The Suicide Hotline
046 Arnold Calls The Hotel Zaza (Part 2)
047 Arnold Loses His Mind During A Hotel Reservation
048 Arnold Calls An Art Store
049 Arnold Brute Forces Several Hotels (Part 1)
050 Arnold Is A Master At Reservation Filibustering
051 Arnold Calls A Limousine Service
052 Arnold Wants To Talk To Some Guy's Mother
053 Arnold Has A Nervous Tick During A Reservation
054 Arnold Gets Trapped In A Time Loop
055 Arnold Is Looking For His Father
056 Arnold's Convict Causes Trouble During A Reservation
057 Arnold Calls The Wrong Escort Service
058 Arnold Wants To Learn Karate
059 Arnold Is Looking For Douglas Quaid 618
060 Arnold Resorts To Trickery To Book A Room
061 Arnold Goes Gun Shopping (Part 1)
062 Arnold Wants To Have Children
063 Arnold Gets Into It With Homewood Suites
064 Arnold Wants To Get A Divorce
065 Arnold Calls The Blue Butterfly Escort Service (Part 2)
066 Arnold Has Sex During A Hotel Reservation
067 Arnold Is Gunned Down (Part 2)
068 Arnold Calls The Rape Response Hotline
069 Arnold Wants To Be Sued
070 Arnold Needs To Use The Bathroom
071 Arnold Deafens A Hotel Reservation Specialist
072 Arnold Calls The Wingate (Part 1)
073 Arnold Can't Stop Saying Hello
074 Arnold Calls The Wingate (Part 2)
075 Arnold Calls The Wingate (Part 3)
076 Arnold Calls The Wingate (Part 4)
077 Arnold Drunk Dials Someone From The Past
078 Arnold Is Cloned
079 Arnold Brute Forces Several Hotels (Part 2)
080 Arnold Places Hotels On Hold
081 Arnold Hijacks Someone's Reservation
082 Arnold Is Hurt During A Hotel Reservation
083 Arnold Calls Several Waste Disposal Companies
084 Arnold Calls A Strip Club
085 Arnold Is Burned Alive
086 Arnold Has A Problem With Psychotics
087 Arnold Tries To Give Away A Crib
088 Arnold Is Distraught Over The Death Of Larry
089 Arnold Bullies A Donut Shop
090 Arnold Takes On The Entire U.S. Army
091 Arnold Tries To Hire A Maid
092 Arnold Calls 1-800-500-0000 (Part 1)
093 Arnold Calls 1-800-500-0000 (Part 2)
094 Arnold Tries To Make His Hotel Dreams Come True
095 Arnold Calls For A Cab
096 Arnold Calls Animal Control Services
097 Arnold Wants To Go To Prison
098 Arnold Calls Malone Heating & Air
099 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 01) First call to the drug dealers.
100 Arnold Successfully Books A Room Myles succeeds in booking a room.
101 Arnold Brute Forces Several Hotels (Part 3)
102 Arnold Tries To Break Douglas Quaid 618 Out Of Prison
103 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 02)
104 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 03)
105 Arnold Wants A New Dog
106 Arnold Calls Comcast (Part 1)
107 Arnold Calls Comcast (Part 2)
108 Arnold Tries To Apply For A Loan
109 Arnold Has A Toothache And Needs A Dentist
110 Arnold Calls The Space Camp And Aviation Challenge
111 Arnold Is Gunned Down (Part 3)
112 Arnold Wishes The Waffle House A Good Morning
113 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 04)
114 Arnold Terrorizes Game Stop
115 Arnold Gets Into It With The Super 8 (Part 3)
116 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 05)
117 Arnold Tries To Join A Gym
118 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 06)
119 Arnold Terrorizes Walmart
120 Arnold Has His Reservation Stolen... By His Past Self
121 Arnold Calls Several Chiropractors
122 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 07)
123 Arnold Calls The Blue Butterfly Escort Service (Part 3)
124 Arnold Tries To Become A Hotel Janitor
125 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 08)
126 Arnold Calls CVS Pharmacy
127 Arnold Tries To Donate Plasma
128 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 09)
129 Arnold Brutalizes A Fan Request
130 Arnold Is Hunted By Dinosaurs
131 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 10)
132 Arnold Torments A Marriott Hotel
133 Arnold Can't Connect To Room 220
134 Arnold Is Driven To The Brink Of Madness Myles is forced to hang up on a woman.
135 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 11)
136 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 12)
137 Arnold Is Looking For Kabuki
138 Arnold Keeps Farting During A Hotel Reservation
139 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 13)
140 Arnold Is Trapped In A Hotel Fire
141 Arnold Tries To Become A Kindergarten Teacher
142 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 14)
143 Arnold Is Caught Trying To Book A Room
144 Arnold Desperately Tries To Create A Time Paradox
145 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 15)
146 Arnold Is Harassed By Several Hotels
147 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 16)
148 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 17)
149 Arnold Has A Stomach Ache
150 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 18)
151 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 19)
152 Arnold Tries To Report A Bad Driver
153 Arnold Terrorizes The Memphis Marriott
154 Arnold Is Gunned Down (Part 4)
155 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 20)
156 Arnold Tries To Move Into A Hotel
157 Arnold Calls The Blue Butterfly Escort Service (Part 4)
158 Arnold Goes Gun Shopping (Part 2)
159 Arnold Wants To Party With His Friends
160 Arnold Is Tormented By The Boogeyman
161 Arnold Tries To Get Power At 232 Alton Drive
162 Arnold Brutalizes Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
163 Arnold Is Looking For SEECO1000
164 Arnold Calls Direct TV
165 Arnold Is Looking For FridockShir
166 Arnold Gets Into It With The Super 8 (Part 4)
167 Arnold Tries To Get Marriage Counselling
168 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 21)
169 Arnold Is Looking For Katherine Connor
170 Arnold Disciplines His Son Ken Waller's debut.
171 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 22)
172 Arnold Is Gunned Down (Part 5)
173 Arnold Is Hunted By Leatherface
174 Arnold Calls The Blue Butterfly Escort Service (Part 5)
175 Arnold Brute Forces The Arizona Biltmore
176 Arnold Presents A Two For One Special
177 Arnold Is Thwarted In His Room Reservation
178 Arnold Is Gunned Down (Part 6)
179 Arnold Brutalizes Jamie, John And Linda
180 Arnold Calls A Few Psychics
181 Arnold Brutalizes The Sacramento DHA
182 Arnold Is Looking For His Son, Ken Waller
183 Arnold Tries To Celebrate His 65th Birthday
184 Arnold Calls 1-800-500-0000 (Part 3)
185 Arnold Is Looking For Adam Gibson
186 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 23)
187 Arnold Is Gunned Down (Part 7)
188 Arnold Is Looking For Anunechuadakladavitz
189 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 24)
190 Arnold Is Looking For Franco Columbo
191 Arnold Is Brutalized Inside Of A Funhouse
192 Arnold Is Looking For [Censored]
193 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 25)
194 Arnold Is Looking For Yu
195 Arnold Goes Gun Shopping (Part 3)
196 Arnold Is Gunned Down (Part 8)
197 Arnold Uses An Old Meme To Filibuster A Hotel Reservation
198 Arnold Tries To Sell Football Tickets
199 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 26)
200 Arnold Celebrates 200 Videos
201 Arnold Calls 1-800-500-0000 (Part 4)
202 Arnold Is Interviewed Interview - http://technoir.ee/618pm/
203 Arnold Is Laughed Right Out Of A Reservation
204 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 27)
205 Arnold Wants A Room For Two Hours And Fifty-Three Minutes
206 Arnold Is Accepting Donations Myles announces that he is accepting donations.
207 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 28)
208 Arnold Tries To Give Away A Cuckoo Clock
209 Arnold SUPER Brute Forces Several Hotels
210 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 29)
211 Arnold Gets A Supposed Lead On Douglas Quaid 618
212 Arnold Has A Very Strange Day
213 Arnold Is Placed Into A Saw Trap Myles used his real voice in the intro.
214 Arnold Torments Dyson
215 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 30)
216 Arnold Is Annoyed During Halloween
217 Arnold Is Attacked By Angry Cats
218 Arnold Tries To Have His Father Cremated
219 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 31)
220 Arnold Is Attacked During A Hotel Reservation
221 Arnold Is Looking For His Unfortunately-Named Friends
222 Arnold Is Stalked By Two-Headed Monsters
223 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 32)
224 Arnold Calls Perry's Ocean Edge (Part 5)
225 Arnold Semi-Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers
226 Arnold Tries To Get A Refund On Kasenshlogga
227 Arnold Presents The Ultimate Arnold Fan Prank Call Myles announces that for every $5 he receives, he will add one minute to the upcoming UAFPC.
228 Arnold Is Looking For Dinosaurs
229 Arnold Calls The Better Business Bureau
230 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 33)
231 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 34)
232 Arnold Is Looking For Joseph Dyson
233 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 35)
234 Arnold Updates His Fans Myles tells his fans he will be back.
235 Arnold Celebrates Christmas
236 Arnold Plays Double Dragon This is not a prank call.
237 Arnold Announces The UAFPC Winner Myles announces that the UAFPC will be 57 minutes long.
238 Arnold Tries To Book A Room Whilst High
239 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 36)
240 Arnold Has A Change Of Plans This is not a prank call.
241 Arnold Uses Four Different Approaches To Book A Room
242 Arnold Goes To War With His Car Alarm
243 Arnold Releases The Ultimate Arnold Fan Prank Call The 57 minute UAFPC. Features Ken Waller.
244 Arnold Presents The Ultimate Arnold Fan Prank Call Part 2 Myles announces that for every $5 he receives, he will add one minute to the upcoming UAFPC 2. There is also a call to Granny.
245 Arnold Tries To Book A Room With Tourettes
246 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 37)
247 Arnold Brutalizes A Craigslister
248 Arnold Is Tormented By Aliens
249 Arnold Has A Message For His Fans Myles tells his fans he will be back.
250 Arnold Celebrates 250 Videos
251 Arnold Is In A Brutalizing Mood
252 Arnold Announces The UAFPC Part 2 Winner Plus Hotel Trouble Myles announces that the UAFPC 2 will be 18 minutes long.
253 Arnold Does What He Does Best - Torment Hotels
254 Arnold Books Some Time At The Gym
255 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 38) Myles identifies his voice as Arnold Schwarzenegger. The drug dealer doesn't notice though.
256 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 39)
257 Arnold Releases The Ultimate Arnold Fan Prank Call Part 2 [1-2] Part 1 of the 18 minute UAFPC 2.
258 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 40)
259 Arnold Has A Terrible Valentine's Day
260 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 41)
261 Arnold Is Having Computer Trouble
262 Arnold Releases The Ultimate Arnold Fan Prank Call Part 2 [2-2] Part 2 of the 18 minute UAFPC 2.
263 Arnold Brutalizes A Group of Drug Dealers (Part 42)
264 Arnold Is Attacked By Random Thugs (Part 1)
265 Arnold Brutalizes A Waffle House (Part 1)
266 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 43)
267 Arnold Is Attacked By The God Warrior
268 Arnold Tries To Subscribe To Muscle & Fitness
269 Arnold Is Nearly Shut Down During A Hotel Reservation
270 Arnold Brutalizes A Group of Drug Dealers (Part 44)
271 Arnold Tries To Open A Children's Shelter In A Hotel
272 Arnold Brutalizes A Group Of Drug Dealers (Part 45)
273 Arnold Presents The Ultimate Arnold Fan Prank Call Part 3 Myles announces that for every $1 he receives, he will add one minute to the upcoming UAFPC 3. Sadly, it was never released.
274 Arnold Is Attacked By Random Thugs (Part 2)
275 Arnold Calls Playboy Features Ken Waller.
276 Arnold Brutalizes A Group of Drug Dealers (Part 46)
277 Arnold Brutalizes A Group of Drug Dealers (Part 47)
278 Arnold Brutalizes A Group of Drug Dealers (Part 48)
279 Arnold Has A Complete System Malfunction
280 Arnold Brutalizes A Waffle House (Part 2) Myle's channel was shut down after this call was uploaded. Features Ken Waller.

As The MBD Chronicles (2nd channel) Edit

Date Title Notes Ref.
The MBD Chronicles - The Resurrection Of Myles Bennett Dyson This is not a prank call. The video has been removed from his channel.
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 001 - Escort A-Go-Go New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 002 - Road Rage
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 003 - Looky For Kabuki
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 004 - Psychic Shmychic
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 005 - Cuckoo For You
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 006 - Reefer Madness
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 007 - Yu Who
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 008 - Craigslist Combat
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 009 - Gymkata
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 010 - Conrad Is Bad New Call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 011 - Oral Employment
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 012 - I Read The Articles
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 013 - Hotel Brute Force Part 1
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 014 - Burned Alive
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 015 - Hotel Brute Force Part 2
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 016 - Lawrence Of Schwarzenegger
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 017 - Children Come First
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 018 - Myles Bennett Cuckold
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 019 - Hear Ye Hear Ye New Call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 020 - It Came From Outer Space
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 021 - It's A Dirty Job, But...
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 022 - John Connor
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 023 - Saw VIII
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 024 - Down With Narcotics
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 025 - Hotel Brute Force Part 3
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 026 - I Fart On You
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 027 - All Dogs Go To Heaven
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 028 - Boop
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 029 - Wienerschnitzel New Call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 030 - Hotel SUPER Brute Force Part 1
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 031 - Biff! Pow! Thud!
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 032 - Jehovah No More
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 033 - Waffle House Of Pain
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 034 - Not So Super 8
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 035 - Blue Butterfly Idiot Service
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 036 - Myles Bennett Dyson's Excellent Adventure
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 037 - Strip Club Death Machine
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 038 - The Wingate War
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 039 - Timecrimes
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 040 - Calling All Pranksters
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 041 - Price Choppa New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 042 - Another Excellent Adventure
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 043 - Target: Myles Bennett Dyson
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 044 - I Need A Weapon
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 045 - Come And Get Me
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 046 - Just Dial What I Tell You
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 047 - Craigslist Odds N' Ends
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 048 - Merry Halloweenmas
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 049 - Double Dragon This is not a prank call.
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 050 - Myles Bennett Knucklehead New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 051 - Noise Pollution
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 052 - Bad Pussy
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 053 - It's A Viper
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 054 - More Craigslist Calamities
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 055 - Fatherhood
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 056 - Happy Birthday To Me
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 057 - On The Prowl
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 058 - An Alarming Call New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 059 - Insane In The Membrane
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 060 - There Can Be Only One
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 061 - Tourette Terror
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 062 - Take It Back!
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 063 - The Many Wants Of Myles Bennett Dyson
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 064 - Hotel Hell
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 065 - Toshiba Terror New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 066 - Give Them To Me New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 067 - Cloning Around
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 068 - Who Is Your Daddy?
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 069 - Brutalized!!! Calls from the "Arnold Brutalizes A Group of Drug Dealers" series
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 070 - Sweet Tooth New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 071 - Perry's Ocean Edge
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 072 - Pump New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 073 - Capsized (Part 1) New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 074 - Capsized (Part 2) New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 075 - Hang On A Second New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 076 - No More Mr. Nice Myles
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 077 - Fireworked New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 078 - Loan Application
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 079 - Kaiju
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 080 - Moving In
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 081 - Artsy Fartsy
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 082 - Progress Report Myles tells his fans he will be back. There is also a call to Granny.
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 083 - Computer Hunt New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 084 - Thanks For Nothing, Ken
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 085 - Frisky Business
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 086 - The Dyson Crisis
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 087 - Growling Mad Myles New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 088 - Myles And The Convict
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 089 - Kindergarten Is The Best
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 090 - Bar Fight New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 091 - The Shape Of Things To Come New call to Granny.
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 092 - The Possession Of Myles Bennett Dyson New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 093 - Hotel Brute Fart New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 094 - 12,278
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 095 - Follies New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 096 - Back In Action New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 097 - Ambushed New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 098 - Christmas Quickie New call to Granny.
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 099 - Waffle House Of Pain 2
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 100 - A Sad Day New call to Granny. Myles gives up on the drug dealers.
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 101 - Myles The BARbarian New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 102 - The MBD Project Needs Your Help Myles requests fan donations. The video has been removed from his channel.
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 102 - The Politics Of Brutalizing New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 103 - Stop Being Such A Poochie New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 104 - Rhymes With Chump
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 105 - Pumping 8 New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 106 - CPU Problems
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 107 - Death To Delta Management
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 108 - Banner Good Wingate 8
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 109 - Patricide
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 110 - Wacky Time 2014 New call
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 111 - Sheraton Shucks
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 112 - Cock Of The Walk
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 113 - RIP Granny Myles informs his fans that Granny has passed away, and he will no longer be calling the drug dealers. The video has been removed from his channel.
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 113 - Here's Sum Chocolate 4 U
The MBD Chronicles - Episode 114 - I Want Rume
Secret Episode 001 Secret Bar Fight An unlisted YouTube video that was posted on Myle's Facebook. The video has been removed from his channel.
Secret Episode 002 Secret Brutality An unlisted YouTube video that was posted on Myle's Facebook. The video has been removed from his channel.

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