People in the UK are trying to kill Arnold
Telephone ringing twn


Prank Call

Prank Caller


Soundboard(s) used

Arnold Schwarzenegger


Female victim



Arnold Schwarzenegger is under attack in the United Kingdom and calls for help - but they end up blowing his cover.


Call #1

Female victim: Can I help you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Some men just tried to kill me!
Female victim: Sorry?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: People are trying to kill me.
Female victim: Right. Who's trying to kill you sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: bastards!
Female victim: Um, sir? Are you in danger at the moment?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes!
Female victim: You need to call the police. You need to dial 999 immediately.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: (gruesome noises)
Female victim: Hello?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: This idiot here has been trying to kill me ever since I went to Recall.
Female victim: Right. Who am I speaking to please?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Douglas Quaid.
Female victim: Er, um, is there, um, an incident happening at the moment?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes.
Female victim: You need to phone the police immediately then.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Are you going to help me now or not?
Female victim: Is the perpetrator there? Is the perpetrator with you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yeah.
Female victim: You need to phone the police. This line wouldn't be able to help you-
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Argh...ahhh....
Female victim: -if there's an incident happening at the moment.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Shit! (gruesome noises and screaming)
Female victim: Listen to me sir. Can you put the phone down and dial 999?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You blew my cover!!
[*Sounds of gunfire*]
Female victim: Hello?
[*Recording of a dial tone is played*]
Female victim: Hello? [*hangs up*]

[End of call]


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