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People in the UK are trying to kill Arnold
Telephone ringing twn

Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Chugboat2006

Soundboard(s) used

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Victim(s)

Female victim

Length

1:31

Arnold Schwarzenegger is under attack in the United Kingdom and calls for help - but they end up blowing his cover.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Female victim: Can I help you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Some men just tried to kill me!
Female victim: Sorry?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: People are trying to kill me.
Female victim: Right. Who's trying to kill you sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Argh...ahhh....you bastards!
Female victim: Um, sir? Are you in danger at the moment?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes!
Female victim: You need to call the police. You need to dial 999 immediately.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: (gruesome noises)
Female victim: Hello?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: This idiot here has been trying to kill me ever since I went to Recall.
Female victim: Right. Who am I speaking to please?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Douglas Quaid.
Female victim: Er, um, is there, um, an incident happening at the moment?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes.
Female victim: You need to phone the police immediately then.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Are you going to help me now or not?
Female victim: Is the perpetrator there? Is the perpetrator with you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yeah.
Female victim: You need to phone the police. This line wouldn't be able to help you-
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Argh...ahhh....
Female victim: -if there's an incident happening at the moment.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Shit! (gruesome noises and screaming)
Female victim: Listen to me sir. Can you put the phone down and dial 999?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You blew my cover!!
[*Sounds of gunfire*]
Female victim: Hello?
[*Recording of a dial tone is played*]
Female victim: Hello? [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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