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Pissed-off Roofer calls McDonald's
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Category

Victim Prank Call

Prank Caller

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Soundboard(s) used

Tom the Pissed-off Roofer

Victim(s)

Two McDonald's employees

Length

2:33

The Pissed-off Roofer is Pissed-off at McDonald's, so he calls to tell them all about it.

TranscriptEdit

(Phone rings)
McDonald's employee #1: I'm not--excuse me, you're calling a business.
Pissed-off Roofer: I'll kick your fuckin' ass, motherfucker.
McDonald's employee #1: I don't think so.
Pissed-off Roofer: I said I'll kick your fuckin' ass, motherfucker.
McDonald's employee #1: You think?
Pissed-off Roofer: Go fuck yourself, you asshole.
McDonald's employee #1: Excuse me?
Pissed-off Roofer: Don't call here no more, motherfucker.
McDonald's employee #1: Excuse me!?
Pissed-off Roofer: Imma report this number.
McDonald's employee #1: You're gonna report this number? Well, I have a witness here that you're calling a business and I don't think that you need to call and talk to me like this!
Pissed-off Roofer: I don't call you, you asshole, you call me!
McDonald's employee #1: I did not--no one from this store called you. This is a business.
Pissed-off Roofer: Lemme tell you something, asshole. You've called here three times in the last ten minutes. And I'm goddamn sick of it.
McDonald's employee #1: If you keep calling me names, I'm gonna have the number traced and I'm gonna send the police to your house!
Pissed-off Roofer: Well, we'll see. I wish I had someplace I could get my hands on you, that's all I can tell ya.
McDonald's employee #1: We WILL see! I...you're gonna threaten me?!
Pissed-off Roofer: You fucked up this time, I got your goddamn cellphone number, motherfucker, and tomorrow we'll find out who you are!
McDonald's employee #1: This ain't even a freakin' cellphone number!
Pissed-off Roofer: Who you talkin' to?
McDonald's employee #1: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!
Pissed-off Roofer: Whaddya mean, you're tryin' to talk to...you think I'm callin' you or somethin'?!
McDonald's employee #1: Please! I wouldn't want you to!
Pissed-off Roofer: The...police are gonna get you.
McDonald's employee #1: You are NOT going to sit on the other end of that phone and call me names and threaten me!!
Pissed-off Roofer: And I've already called 'em, they're after ya and they're gonna get ya eventually!
McDonald's employee #1: Uh...I-I think they're gonna come and get you!
Pissed-off Roofer: Yeah. Motherfucker.
McDonald's employee #1: I...you keep callin' me that! Go ahead!
Pissed-off Roofer: Who you talkin' to?
McDonald's employee #1: I-I'm talking to you!
Pissed-off Roofer: If you're talkin' to me, go fuck yourself!
McDonald's employee #1: (talking to someone in background) J-just listen to him for five minutes!
Pissed-off Roofer: Ey!
McDonald's employee #1: (still talking to someone in background) He called me "motherfucker"!
McDonald's employee #2: What?
Pissed-off Roofer: Hello. Who's this?
McDonald's employee #2: Can I help you?
Pissed-off Roofer: Yeah. Who you tryin' to call?!
McDonald's employee #2: There's nobody...! This is the McDonald's on (location bleeped), this is a business!
Pissed-off Roofer: Yeah.
McDonald's employee #2: Alright? We are busy! This is a p-phone...it's also a public phone...of the thing...but nobody can use it!
Pissed-off Roofer: Yeah.
McDonald's employee #2: It's not a cellphone! It's a phone! And nobody's been on it.
Pissed-off Roofer: You fucked up this time, I got your goddamn cellphone number, motherfucker, and tomorrow we'll find out who you are!
McDonald's employee #2: You don't have my cellphone number!
Pissed-off Roofer: Yeah.
McDonald's employee #2: I know you don't have my cellphone number, 'cause I have my cellphone on me!
Pissed-off Roofer: I'm gonna report this number!
McDonald's employee #2: This number...I can tell you the number! You wanna know the number you're calling?!
Pissed-off Roofer: Yeah.
McDonald's employee #2: (phone number bleeped) That's the number you called!
Pissed-off Roofer: Go fuck yourself, ya asshole!
McDonald's employee #2: (brief pause) You know what? I'm calling the cops and having the number traced. Okay?
Pissed-off Roofer: Well, we'll see! If I was there, I'd kick your fuckin' ass, motherfucker!
McDonald's employee #2: I'm calling the cops. Goodbye!
Pissed-off Roofer: Huh? Cocksucker!
[*End of call*]

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