PranksAndThat calls Duncan
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PranksAndThat calls Duncan

PranksAndThat calls Duncan is an early prank call to Frank "Duncan" Garrett and predates the discovery of his real name. It was also PranksAndThat's first call to Frank. In addition to prank calling Frank with a soundboard of his own voice, PranksAndThat also made a second call and talked to him in a falsetto voice, claiming to be a woman from the United Kingdom named "Margaret" and saying that Duncan "turned her on". As usual, Frank was having none of that.

A follow-up call, now lost, was later made in which PranksAndThat called again sometime later and claimed to be Margaret's husband "John," accusing Frank of having an affair with her.


Call #1

[*Phone rings*]
Duncan: Hello!
Duncan Soundboard: Hello!
Duncan: Stupid son of a bitch, you! They [unintelligible], didn't ya?
Duncan Soundboard: Hello! Well I don't give a shit.
Duncan: What do you want?!
Duncan Soundboard: Hello!
Duncan: Asshole!
Duncan Soundboard: Fuck you! Son of a bitch! You stupid cocksucker.
Duncan: Yeah, I'll bet you say that to me, when your five-hundred miles away, you motherfucker, you!
Duncan Soundboard: Hello! Duncan Construction.
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
PranksAndThat: (in a falsetto voice and fake British accent) Hello?
Duncan: Hello!
PranksAndThat: Hello. this, umm, Duncan's Construction?
Duncan: (says nothing)
PranksAndThat: Hello?
Duncan: HELLO!
PranksAndThat: Is this, uh, Duncan's Construction?
Duncan: That's what I said, yeah.
PranksAndThat: Okay. Yes, well, my name is, uh, Margaret, and I'm...I' in...America at the moment and I'm from the United Kingdom.
Duncan: (long pause) Ya know...uh...I think you're...kinda pullin' my leg, buddy. I got somethin' better to do than listen to you.
PranksAndThat: Well, the thing is, you turn me on, Duncan.
Duncan: Oh, go to hell!
PranksAndThat: (laughs)
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #3 (final)

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Stupid son of a bitch, I'm gettin' tired of your shit!
PranksAndThat: (still in the guise of "Margaret") Hello? Duncan?
Duncan: (says nothing)
PranksAndThat: You're a bloody asshole, aren't you, Duncan? Hello?!
Duncan: (says nothing)
PranksAndThat: Duncan, you stupid son of a bitch!
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

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