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Redneck Bitch calls Duncan
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

SoundBoardCalls

Soundboard(s) used

Redneck Bitch

Victim(s)

Duncan

Length

1:51

Redneck Bitch calls Duncan is an unofficial title for an August 2009 prank call made by SoundBoardCalls that was the second part of a double-feature video on YouTube titled "Gay Florist calls Charter Tech Support + New Duncan Calling." Following the 2010 Duncan Scare, SoundBoardCalls was among the pranksters to flee YouTube, albeit to never return.

The sole call he ever made to Duncan, done using the Redneck Bitch soundboard, was preserved through DozerWorms (later DozerConstruction)'s "Original Calls to Duncan" compilations, and it was a major breakthrough in calls to Frank Garrett, namely that he was kept on the phone for over a minute and a half (although this would seem miniscule by 2010 and 2011 standards), and Frank's age, which had long remained a mystery, was finally revealed: Seventy-two, at the time (He ultimately died at seventy-four).

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Redneck Bitch: Hello?
Duncan: Hello.
Redneck Bitch: Mr. Garrett?
Duncan: Yes.
Redneck Bitch: Why do you keep calling my house and calling me a stupid motherfucker?
Duncan: Well, I...first of all, I haven't called your house. And second of all, I don't know whether you're stupid or not.
Redneck Bitch: I don't know you, I have never called you! I...have-
Duncan: Well, I don't know you, either!
Redneck Bitch: -just got in the door from friggin' work!
Duncan:Yeah... Well, lady...
Redneck Bitch: You're calling my house phone...cussing me out, calling me names...!
Duncan: How do you know it was me?
Redneck Bitch: I don't know who you're trying to call and get a hold of, but you've got the wrong fuckin' number!
Duncan: Well, I - lemme tell ya, you got the wrong fuckin' person, 'cause I haven't called you, I don't even wanna talk ya, and, uh, you can't even tell me who called you [unintelligible]
Redneck Bitch: Are you crazy?!?
Duncan: No, but I think you might be.
Redneck Bitch: I'm fifty-seven years old!
Duncan: Well, hell, you're just a baby! I'm seventy-two.
Redneck Bitch: I don't know who you're trying to call and get a hold of, but you've got the wrong fuckin' number!
Duncan: Lady, I've been trying to call nobody; I've... not even been on the phone this morning.
Redneck Bitch: There is no one at this house during the day, there is no way that this telephone number is calling you!
Duncan: Well, let me ask you this: How'd you get my number?
Redneck Bitch: I have NEVER called you!
Duncan: The hell, you haven't! You just got done callin' me.
Redneck Bitch: NO!
Duncan: Yeah.
Redneck Bitch: NO!
Duncan: The telephone just rang, and I answered it, and it was you. Explain that one to me!
Redneck Bitch: You're an idiot!
Duncan: Yeah, and just one [unintelligible] same size as you.
Redneck Bitch: Now that I have your name, I'm gonna call the Sheriff's department.
Duncan: I don't give a shit WHO you call!
Redneck Bitch: You're calling my house phone...cussing me out, calling me names...!
Duncan: And you're calling my home number and callin' me names, so you just call whoever you want to.
Redneck Bitch: I don't know you, I have never called you!
Duncan: Well, whoopie! [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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