Actual likeness of The Respected Gentleman
Prank Call Victim
Retired chartered accountant/Bed and Breakfast owner
1948 (age 68–69)
The Respected Gentleman (real name: David Maloney; also known as the Respected English Gentleman and Respected UK Gentleman) is a retired chartered accountant and a very well-respected individual living in Cumbria, England.
He was first called by a chap in Oklahoma in 2012 and has since gotten calls from people in America (and various places in the world) who think he's made a call to them. He has tried explaining the situation to the British Telecom service but they seem not to be able to do anything about it at all.
As of December 9, 2012, the Respected Gentleman is aware of the Soundboard Prank Calling Community having been informed of the YouTube series by an anonymous source. His understanding of the calls however appears to be limited. He still appears to be unaware of the use of soundboards and believes that he is being conference called. .
Ever since the Respected Gentleman became a new favourite of the Soundboard Prank Calling Community, video parodies and songs have appeared online, including the "Chasing the Brendan - Respected Gentleman Rap" he actually got to hear in a call made to him.Soundboard related reviews of his hotel, have also surfaced in many hotel review internet websites, but since most of these websites actually send the reviews to the regarding hotel manager, after reading them, the Respected Gentleman quickly asks for them to be deleted, so they most likely disappear after a few days.
Legitimate reviews by real guests, however, consistently state that the Respected Gentleman is "very rude" in person and can't be bothered to do anything, when asked.
As of November 2014, the Respected Gentleman is retiring and selling the Brendan chase. It is likely that the pranks that are found when googling the business name are causing people to not buy the business.
ON January 1st 2016 The Phantom Dialer along with Jack Inoff, staged a mass conference call with The local Constables. Convincing the dispatcher to believe that a hacker had tapped into their line, and as a result proceeded to send a patrol unit out to the Brendan Chase. The Respected Gentleman has yet to react to this incident.
In May 2017 Crankman104 passed on concerns that the respected gentleman was suffering with his mobility and needed Adult Social Care to help him. They were given two references to complete their assessment these being his butchers and coffee suppliers.
The Hotel InspectorEdit
The Respected Gentleman and his bed & breakfast, the Brendan Chase, were featured on the British documentary television series The Hotel Inspector which aired on May 9, 2011. The episode was one of the more popular in the series, being watched by over 1.7 million viewers, though it was not brought to the attention of the prank call community until December 2012. The program followed host Alex Polizzi as she toured the United Kingdom in search of the worst hotels in the country seeking to improve them (not unlike chef Gordon Ramsay's Hotel Hell ). The episode in question showed the interior of the Brendan Chase, rated a 3-star hotel, as well as details on his background.
- "Good evening."
- "The Brendan Chase, good evening."
- "I am a very well-respected individual."
- "How DARE you speak to me like that!?"
- "My telephone has just rung, and I've picked it up."
- "In Oklahoma!?"
- "(sigh) Oh God..."
- "You.. filthy mouth..!"
- "You know.. I mean.. You're American, aren't you?"
- There is somebody else on the line now. Ohh.. I can't believe this..!"
- "See me where?!"
- "You've met me?! Where?!"
- "Yes exactly."
- "It's just a mistake."
- "I beg your pardon?"
- "Are you this chap in Oklahoma?"
- "Can you hear me clearly now?"
- "I know it is very strange, yes."
- "You are deeply offensive, sir."
- "I haven't dialed you!"
- "Look. I have not called you. Don't you understand this? I have not called you."
- "I have no idea who you are, I have no idea where you are and I have not made a telephone call."
- "I am sitting here and I'm getting - my, my telephone is ringing and I'm finding that I'm talking to people in America who think I've made a call to them."
- "I'm getting telephone calls basically from various places in the world. Ok? I'm getting other, other people into the telephone, into the call."
- "I simply picked up the telephone because my telephone rang."
- "No, no, no. I haven't called you. I've been here watching the television and you've just called me."
- "Don't you.. You're an 85-year-old woman and you're swearing at me. You're absolutely disgusting! That's absolutely disgusting!"
- "I am not calling you."
- "I've been in touch with the British Telecom Service and they seem not to be able to do anything about it at all."
- "I'm a retired chartered accountant."
- "Where are you based?"
- "I'm in Cumbria."
- "What? Who?"
- "I'm living in the Lake District of the United Kingdom."
- "...I said GOODNIGHT!"
- "Can I ask a favour please?"
- "Well I'm sorry you're being troubled but so have I!"
- "I'm not an idiot. I am NOT calling you! And how DARE you speak to me like that!!"
- "Don't you understand English?"
- "Don't you understand what I'm saying to you?"
- "Do you undertand what I'm saying to you?"
- "Stop swearing down the phone at me otherwise I'll come down there and... s-stuff something up you."
- "No, I'm not on drugs."
- "You need your mouth washing out!"
|2012||Fun with the Respected Gentleman||L00n3yTube||Respected Gentleman||Original call.|||
|November 28, 2012||Mystery Man causes deep offence||L00n3yTube||Respected Gentleman|||
|December 2, 2012||Respected UK Gentleman Calls Some Mexican Restaurants||Puremadnessmann||Various|||
|December 4, 2012||Respected Gentleman 'calls' BT Nuisance call advice||L00n3yTube||British Telecom|||
|December 4, 2012||Co-Op bank lady calls the Respected Gentleman||L00n3yTube||Respected Gentleman|||
|December 4, 2012||Respected Gentleman Calls Himself||Puremadnessmann||Respected Gentleman|||
|December 7, 2012||Respected Gentleman (Stilwell Grandma & Mystery Man)||Puremadnessmann||Respected Gentleman|||
|December 7, 2012||Respected Gentleman & Silly Fag Harrass Telemarketers||Sir Cranksalot||Male victim|||
|December 8, 2012||HillBilly Wife and Mike meet the Respected Gentleman||MrPrankGarrett||Respected Gentleman|||
|December 8, 2012||Respected Gentleman (IBM + Chinaman)||Puremadnessmann||Respected Gentleman|||
|December 8, 2012||Soliciting Hookers||Prank Hill||Female victims|||
|December 8, 2012||Scottish Lady calls the Respected Gentleman||L00n3yTube||Respected Gentleman|||
|December 9, 2012||(Respected Gentleman) - Calls Several Guest Houses Near Him (1 AM)||Puremadnessmann||Respected Gentleman|||
|December 9, 2012||The Respected Gentleman susses the prank callers||L00n3yTube||Respected Gentleman|||
|December 31, 2012||The end of Bail Bondsman Games||Pranktz||Respected Gentleman|||
|January 7, 2013||All star calls||Pranktz||Respected Gentleman|||
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Fun with the Respected Gentleman on YouTube
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 The Respected Gentleman susses the prank callers on YouTube
- ↑ http://www.colliersproperty.co.uk/bed-and-breakfast-for-sale/windermere/216742
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvV1ouWrHI8
- ↑ Respected Gentleman on Hotel Inspector on YouTube
- ↑ Mystery Man causes deep offence on YouTube
- ↑ Respected UK Gentleman Calls Some Mexican Restaurants on YouTube
- ↑ Respected Gentleman 'calls' BT Nuisance call advice on YouTube
- ↑ Co-Op bank lady calls the Respected Gentleman on YouTube
- ↑ Respected Gentleman Calls Himself on YouTube
- ↑ Respected Gentleman (Stilwell Grandma & Mystery Man) on YouTube
- ↑ Respected Gentleman & Silly Fag Harrass Telemarketers on YouTube
- ↑ HillBilly Wife and Mike meet the Respected Gentleman on YouTube
- ↑ Respected Gentleman (IBM + Chinaman) on YouTube
- ↑ Soliciting Hookers on YouTube
- ↑ Scottish Lady calls the Respected Gentleman on YouTube
- ↑ (Respected Gentleman) - Calls Several Guest Houses Near Him (1 AM) on YouTube
- ↑ All star calls on YouTube