Fandom

Soundboard Prank Calls Wiki

Richard Simmons calls a Chinese Restaurant

979pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share
Richard Simmons calls a Chinese Restaurant
Telephone ringing twn

Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Realm of Darkness

Soundboard(s) used

Richard Simmons

Victim(s)

Female Chinese restaurant employee

Length

2:17

Richard calls a Chinese Restaurant to order just about everything except Chinese food.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Hello?
Richard Simmons: Good afternoon!
Female victim: Yes?
Richard Simmons: Uh, it's Richard Simmons calling.
Female victim: Someone calling? Hello?
Richard Simmons: Hey!
Female victim: I think you have wrong number.
Richard Simmons: I think it might be a good idea to give that ear a couple more thumps!
Female victim: No, this is Chinese restaurant. Did you call .. wrong number or not?
Richard Simmons: I will take a grapefriut, hard-boiled egg, and melba toast.
Female victim: You make an order?
Richard Simmons: Sure.
Female victim: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: [Unintelligible]
Richard Simmons: Please don't hang up the phone again.
Female victim: Who are YOU?
Richard Simmons: Uh, it's Richard Simmons calling.
Female victim: Uh-huh. Now you, you make an order before or you want to order right now?
Richard Simmons: Sure.
Female victim: Hello?
Richard Simmons: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Female victim: You're sorry about what?
Richard Simmons: What are you waiting for?
Female victim: Think you call wrong number.
Richard Simmons: I'll call back in an hour.
Female victim: Ok. [*hangs up*]


Call #3

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: [Unintelligible]..hello?
Richard Simmons: I will take turkey and dressing, pecan pie, and rum balls.
Female victim: Are YOU crazy?
Richard Simmons: I will take an ice cream sandwich.
Female victim: No, you .. we .. this is Chinese restaurant. We don't make them, um, sandwiches. No. Never.
Richard Simmons: I will take a grapefriut, hard-boiled egg, and melba toast.
Female victim: No, we don't make this, uh, the sandwich.
Richard Simmons: I will take creamy sauce.
Female victim: No! You call wrong number.
Richard Simmons: I will take white proteen in a [unintelligible] sauce.
Female victim: No, no, no! Don't keep call. You call wrong number. This is Chinese restaurant. We don't make a sandwich.
Richard Simmons: Sure.
Female victim: Ok?
Richard Simmons: I'll call back in an hour.
Female victim: Don't do that.
Richard Simmons: Hey, that's fair.
Female victim: [*hangs up*]


Call #4 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Hello?
Richard Simmons: Hey.
Female victim: Hey what?
Richard Simmons: I will take six nuts.
Female victim: No, I told you. You call wrong number.
Richard Simmons: Yeach. It doesn't sound too thrilling to me .. but I'll try it!
Female victim: Why you keep calling, keep calling? I tell you no! Wrong number.
Richard Simmons: I will take tuna.
Female victim: No! This is not funny.
Richard Simmons: I will take cat food.
Female victim: No. This is not funny. Don't keep calling. Ok?
Richard Simmons: I will take a chubby pickle.
Female victim: We don't sell anything like that! Ok?
Richard Simmons: Sure.
Female victim: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

ReferencesEdit

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.