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Rick the Mullet Man Calls Irate Black Man
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

TheGoldenPhone2

Soundboard(s) used

Rick the Mullet Man

Victim(s)

Irate Black Man

Length

2:22

Rick the Mullet Man calls Irate Black Man, and the 2 attempt to get each others address to meet up and fight.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Irate Black Man: Hello?
Rick the Mullet Man: Hello?
Irate Black Man: (pause) Hello?
Rick the Mullet Man: Why you KEEP IT UP? Why you keep CALLING ME and waking me up when I got to go to work, you fuckin prick?!
Irate Black Man: Man, what the fuck is yo' problem man?
Rick the Mullet Man: Hey, fuck you, motherfucker! I didn't call your fuckin' house!
Irate Black Man: Ain't nobody callin' your house either bitch. I'm tryin' to smoke this blunt. Now you kiss my fuckin' ass, bitch ass hoe.
Rick the Mullet Man: I could come down there with my fuckin' AR-15 and shoot your fuckin' old Hoosier ass. (pause) Give me your address.
Irate Black Man: Come get some. I'll put this carbine clip in yo' ass bitch. You know the deal.
Rick the Mullet Man: Give me your address.
Irate Black Man: You give me yours bitch.
Rick the Mullet Man: I live at 11216 Burton Street.
Irate Black Man: GIVE ME YOURS BITCH! Don't start yackin' out the side of your fuckin' neck. Just give me your fuckin' address.
Rick the Mullet Man: In Independence.
Irate Black Man: I'll come to you, hoe.
Rick the Mullet Man: HEY FUCK YOU! Hey just fuck you, I'm doing the talking now you motherfucker!
Irate Black Man: No, fuck your momma bitch. Like I told you I'm gonna' smoke this blunt 'cause you full of shit. Shit sucker talkin' out the side of your neck, rat sick bastard.
Rick the Mullet Man: You're 4 hours and 12 minutes away and I'll fuckin kill you, you motherfucker!
Irate Black Man: I'll see your bitch ass soon, bitch. [*hangs up*]

Call #2 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Irate Black Man: Suckin' dick again, hoe?
Rick the Mullet Man: C'mon, Frank! Say something, you son of a bitch!! SPEAK UP, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Irate Black Man: Yo' momma's a bitch an' I'm gonna fuck your momma tonight too.
Rick the Mullet Man: My momma's dead, sir.
Irate Black Man: Crack suckin' ass hoe!
Rick the Mullet Man: Fuck you!
Irate Black Man: You fuckin' with the same bitch. I'm a maniac like you, sucka'.
Rick the Mullet Man: Hey, eat me you cocksucker.
Irate Black Man: Meet me somewhere!
Rick the Mullet Man: Give me your address.
Irate Black Man: Give me YOUR fuckin' address, hoe!
Rick the Mullet Man: I live at 11216-
Irate Black Man: I'll come to you bitch! I WILL COME TO YOU!
Rick the Mullet Man: SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE, YOU HOOSIER! I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Irate Black Man: No, bend your momma over bitch. That's what I want to do. An' I want to tell you ain't nobody callin' your fuckin' crib hoe.
Rick the Mullet Man: You're going to jail whatever your fucking name is on the end of this line!
Irate Black Man: You're a crank phone caller and you need a motherfucker like me to put you out your misery, bitch. Rick the Mullet Man: Nobody has called your house from this number.
Irate Black Man: Rat spit ass motherfucker talkin' out the side of your neck.
Rick the Mullet Man: I didn't call ya, you motherfucker!
Irate Black Man: I'm gonna load this clip up with this bag of motherfuckin' hollow points. You meet me somewhere, shit stain ass hoe! Rick the Mullet Man: I don't know where you got this number-
Irate Black Man: Now you quit callin' my crib and your jaggin' off bitch. You ain't serious quit callin' my crib, an' my whole family on the police force bitch. But it's only gonna take ... ME and YOU.
Rick the Mullet Man: Now you want the police to call you back?
Irate Black Man: I'll come for your bitch ass later hoe-boy. [*hangs up*]
Rick the Mullet Man: Ok, well what I'm talking about is-

Call #3 (bonus)

[*phone rings*]
Irate Black Man: Hello?
Chinaman: Hello?
Irate Black Man: Hello?
Chinaman: What's the name?
Irate Black Man: (sighs) That dick sucka' go again. Man, I'm out.
Chinaman: Who?

[End of call]

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