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Riley Martin calls an Angry Old Man
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Category

Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

Richard and Sal

Soundboard(s) used

Riley Martin

Victim

Angry Old Man

Length

1:49

Riley Martin is looking for his friend Shuli, but dials the wrong number and speaks to an Angry Old Man. Riley then calls the man back repeatedly for further harassment.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*phone rings*]
Angry Old Man: Hello.
Riley Martin: Yeah, who is this? Shuli?
Angry Old Man: Who are you calling?
Riley Martin: Shuli.
Angry Old Man: I think you must have the wrong number.
Riley Martin: God-damn it.
Angry Old Man: What?!
Riley Martin: Oh, that's bullshit.
Angry Old Man: YOU'RE bullshit! Who the hell are you?!
Riley Martin: (laughs) You stupid bastard.
Angry Old Man: You asshole son-of-a-bitch.
Riley Martin: You motherfucker.
Angry Old Man: Yeah that's good.
Riley Martin: You're not a fucking decent human being!
Angry Old Man: Ya' got any more to say?
Riley Martin: YOU FUCKING DIRT WAD!
Angry Old Man: Give me your name you cocksucker.
Riley Martin: Shuli.
Angry Old Man: [*hangs up*]


Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Angry Old Man: Hello.
Riley Martin: Sorry bitch.
Angry Old Man: You son-of-a-bitch... [*hangs up*]


Call #3 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Angry Old Man: Hello.
Riley Martin: Motherfucker, I'm on probation.
Angry Old Man: What's that supposed to mean to me?
Riley Martin: Do you think I'm playin'? Do you think I'm playin' with you?
Angry Old Man: I KNOW you're playin' with me.
Riley Martin: Yeah, I'm talkin' about YOU Shuli. You-you, uh, fucking worm!
Angry Old Man: Wha-who are you man? WHO ARE YOU?!
Riley Martin: Shuli.
Angry Old Man: Who?
Riley Martin: Shuli.
Angry Old Man: And what do you want with me?
Riley Martin: YOU FUCKING DIRT WAD!
Angry Old Man: You asshole. What do you WANT?!
Riley Martin: I would appreciate it if you stayed the fuck out of my business and do not come near me and my family.
Angry Old Man: Are you out of your mind?!
Riley Martin: I gotta' tell you somethin'. Your act is a PIECE OF SHIT!
Angry Old Man: Next time you call here, next time you call here mother .. I'M CALLIN' THE COPS!
Riley Martin: Be so kind as to stay the fuck out of my face forever, you sorry motherfucker.
Angry Old Man: You asshole...
Riley Martin: God-damn it.
Angry Old Man: "God-damn it"? You call here anymore and I am calling the police.
Riley Martin: Sorry bitch.
Angry Old Man: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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