"I got your phone number now and, motherfucker I AM a lawyer. Imagine your fucking luck right dumbass?" Rude Lawyer
TheGoldenPhone's depiction of the Rude Lawyer
Prank Call Victim, Soundboard
Threatened to be a Lawyer
Unknown, Possibly Early to Mid 40's
The Rude Lawyer was the victim of a prank call from a Duncan soundboard; The call was performed by TheGoldenPhone. The Rude Lawyer becomes irritated when "Duncan" tells him that he hopes he gets cancer.
Initially, the call was polite, but "Duncan" started provoking him gradually with name calling, until the point that "Rude Lawyer" mentioned that he has been nursing a family member with cancer all day. Holding nothing back, the prankster plays a sounding clip that tells the Lawyer "Hope you get cancer." This caused the Rude Lawyer to become aggressive, insulting "Duncan's" family members crudely after further provocation; also, (after Duncan made a comment about him being unable to read a book, let alone be a lawyer) he threatened that he is/was a lawyer.
The conversation becomes more civil after the previous heated exchange, with "TheGoldenPhone" just playing around with the Lawyer to produce more responses. The Lawyer then leaves "Duncan" a voice mail explaining that "Duncan's" number has been reported to the local authorities.
At the end, the prankster calls the Lawyer back with the resulting soundboard from the previous calls. The Lawyer found this "awesome". Finally, he prevented his phone from accepting incoming calls, possibly realizing that he was being pranked.
"TheGoldenPhone" later called Frank Garrett up on his mobile phone. He was driving on the road at the time, and told the caller that he was pulling over due to wind. Eventually, he picks up the phone, and the "Rude Lawyer" insults him, and starts accusing Frank of calling him. The prankster also insults Frank's family, causing Frank to correct him by saying that he doesn't have a wife or any daughters, but he "knows one piece of shit sitting on the end of this line."
At the end, "TheGoldenPhone" plays the line "I've been here nursing a family member with cancer all day." Frank tells him that he doesn't care, so the prankster replies: "I hope you fucking die you piece of shit.", causing Frank to respond by saying that he hopes the caller's cancer patient dies.
- "I hope you fucking die you piece of shit."
- "Hey you know what? I got your phone number now and, motherfucker I AM a lawyer. Imagine your fucking luck right dumbass?"
- "Let's let the campaign of terror begin then shall we?"
- "Listen, you're a piece of shit, your wife's a piece of shit, your daughters are fucking whores I'm sure."
- "Listen you dumbass why don't you check the number again."
- "Check the number again, dumbass."
- "Hello asshole." (imitating Duncan's exact line.)
- "I don't know why you fucking called me in the first place."
- "Check the number again, because you dialed in error."
- "Fuck off, you piece of shit."
- "Yeah, it's real funny."
- "Stop fucking calling me!"
- "Hiding behind the telephone, I've no fucking idea what you're talking about!"
- "You keep calling my phone number, for no reason."
|N/A||Duncan Calls A Rude Lawyer||TheGoldenPhone||Rude Lawyer||Original call.|||
|N/A||Rude Lawyer calls Duncan on the Road||TheGoldenPhone||Duncan|||
|N/A||The Rude Lawyer Goes On A Long Rampage With Some Help||Various|||
|N/A||Rude Lawyer Calls Oklahoma Residents||Bubbacalling||Various|||
|October 23, 2010||Rude Lawyer & Frank Garret call God Lady & Wise Guy - Prank Call||SiebeSniper|||
|November 6, 2010||Rude Lawyer calls payphone near the bar||Nomadcowatbk||Various|||
|November 6, 2010||Rude Lawyer calls payphone near the bar part 2||Nomadcowatbk||Various|||
|November 6, 2010||Rude Lawyer Drunk Girls Canadian Teens call payphone near the bar part 1||Nomadcowatbk|||
|January 7, 2011||Rude Lawyer makes a call||Kiwikrankers||Male victim|||
|April 25, 2011||Junkyard Willie, Rick Mullet Man, Rude Lawyer, NYC Cunt, Random Asshole make some calls||Bubbacalling||Female victim|||
|July 10, 2011||Rick the Mullet Man Calls Florida Cheapskates||DJDoucheBagCaliin||Male victim|||
|December 11, 2011||Best Buys gets a call from Rude Lawyer||Prankityprank1|||
|2012||Motherlover and the Rude Lawyer calls the Prosecutor||JPranker98||The Prosecutor|||
|January 9, 2012||Rude Lawyer calls Indian Scammers||Zamot83||Indian Scammers|||
|January 11, 2012||Duncan, Rick and Rude Lawyer mess around with Indian scammers||Zamot83||Indian Scammers|||
|January 27, 2012||Rude Lawyer, Stoned Chinaman, Rick Mullet Man and Random Asshole make calls!||Bubbacalling||Male victim|||
|March 24, 2012||More harrasment of the New Yorker + Bailbondsman, Rude Lawyer||Bubbacalling|||
|April 19, 2012||Rude Lawyer calls a few lawyers named Frank, and some secretaries||Zamot83||Various|||
|August 1, 2012||Rude Lawyer Rampage||DuncansGhost||Various|||
|September 4, 2012||Rude Lawyer Calls Some Folks||Sir Cranksalot||Various|||
|September 5, 2012||Rude Lawyer calls the bad speller||Nomadcowatbk|||
|October 3, 2012||Telemarketing Revenge 56: Poking the Wounds||Revolverocelot2501|||
|November 10, 2012||Telemarketing Revenge 56: Poking the Wounds||Revolverocelot2501|||
|November 21, 2012||Rude Lawyer wins a free cruise||Zamot83||Caribbean Cruise Lines|||
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Duncan Calls A Rude Lawyer on YouTube
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 Rude Lawyer calls Duncan on the Road (TheGoldenPhone) on YouTube
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vfEkkwxAu0
- ↑ The Rude Lawyer Goes On A Long Rampage With Some Help on YouTube
- ↑ Rude Lawyer Calls Oklahoma Residents on YouTube
- ↑ Rude Lawyer & Frank Garret call God Lady & Wise Guy - Prank Call on YouTube
- ↑ Rude Lawyer calls payphone near the bar on YouTube
- ↑ Rude Lawyer calls payphone near the bar part 2 on YouTube
- ↑ Rude Lawyer Drunk Girls Canadian Teens call payphone near the bar part 1 on YouTube
- ↑ Rude Lawyer makes a call on YouTube
- ↑ Junkyard Willie, Rick Mullet Man, Rude Lawyer, NYC Cunt, Random Asshole make some calls on YouTube
- ↑ Rick the Mullet Man Calls Florida Cheapskates on YouTube
- ↑ Best Buys gets a call from Rude Lawyer on YouTube
- ↑ Motherlover calls the Prosecutor (JPranker98) re upload on YouTube
- ↑ Rude Lawyer calls Indian Scammers on YouTube
- ↑ Duncan, Rick and Rude Lawyer mess around with Indian scammers on YouTube
- ↑ Rude Lawyer, Stoned Chinaman, Rick Mullet Man and Random Asshole make calls! on YouTube
- ↑ More harrasment of the New Yorker + Bailbondsman, Rude Lawyer on YouTube
- ↑ Rude Lawyer calls a few lawyers named Frank, and some secretaries on YouTube
- ↑ Rude Lawyer Rampage on YouTube
- ↑ Rude Lawyer Calls Some Folks on YouTube
- ↑ Rude Lawyer calls the bad speller on YouTube
- ↑ Telemarketing Revenge 56: Poking the Wounds on YouTube
- ↑ Special Vengeance 15: Pay your bills *not* (part the tenth) on YouTube
- ↑ Rude Lawyer wins a free cruise on YouTube
- Rude Lawyer soundboard at DeviantArt.com