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 "I got your phone number now and, motherfucker I AM a lawyer. Imagine your fucking luck right dumbass?" Rude Lawyer

Rude Lawyer
Rudelawyer
TheGoldenPhone's depiction of the Rude Lawyer

Category

Prank Call Victim, Soundboard

Occupation

Threatened to be a Lawyer

Age

Unknown, Possibly Early to Mid 40's

The Rude Lawyer was the victim of a prank call from a Duncan soundboard; The call was performed by TheGoldenPhone. The Rude Lawyer becomes irritated when "Duncan" tells him that he hopes he gets cancer.

Initially, the call was polite, but "Duncan" started provoking him gradually with name calling, until the point that "Rude Lawyer" mentioned that he has been nursing a family member with cancer all day. Holding nothing back, the prankster plays a sounding clip that tells the Lawyer "Hope you get cancer." This caused the Rude Lawyer to become aggressive, insulting "Duncan's" family members crudely after further provocation; also, (after Duncan made a comment about him being unable to read a book, let alone be a lawyer) he threatened that he is/was a lawyer.[1]

The conversation becomes more civil after the previous heated exchange, with "TheGoldenPhone" just playing around with the Lawyer to produce more responses. The Lawyer then leaves "Duncan" a voice mail explaining that "Duncan's" number has been reported to the local authorities.

At the end, the prankster calls the Lawyer back with the resulting soundboard from the previous calls. The Lawyer found this "awesome". Finally, he prevented his phone from accepting incoming calls, possibly realizing that he was being pranked.[1]

EpilogueEdit

"TheGoldenPhone" later called Frank Garrett up on his mobile phone. He was driving on the road at the time, and told the caller that he was pulling over due to wind. Eventually, he picks up the phone, and the "Rude Lawyer" insults him, and starts accusing Frank of calling him. The prankster also insults Frank's family, causing Frank to correct him by saying that he doesn't have a wife or any daughters, but he "knows one piece of shit sitting on the end of this line."[2]

At the end, "TheGoldenPhone" plays the line "I've been here nursing a family member with cancer all day." Frank tells him that he doesn't care, so the prankster replies: "I hope you fucking die you piece of shit.", causing Frank to respond by saying that he hopes the caller's cancer patient dies.[2]

QuotesEdit

  • "I hope you fucking die you piece of shit."
  • "Hey you know what? I got your phone number now and, motherfucker I AM a lawyer. Imagine your fucking luck right dumbass?"
  • "Let's let the campaign of terror begin then shall we?"
  • "Listen, you're a piece of shit, your wife's a piece of shit, your daughters are fucking whores I'm sure."
  • "Listen you dumbass why don't you check the number again."
  • "Check the number again, dumbass."
  • "Hello asshole." (imitating Duncan's exact line.)
  • "I don't know why you fucking called me in the first place."
  • "Check the number again, because you dialed in error."
  • "Fuck off, you piece of shit."
  • "Yeah, it's real funny."
  • "Stop fucking calling me!"
  • "Hiding behind the telephone, I've no fucking idea what you're talking about!"
  • "You keep calling my phone number, for no reason."
  • "Bull-fucking-shit!"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Duncan Calls A Rude Lawyer TheGoldenPhone Rude Lawyer Original call. [3]
N/A Rude Lawyer calls Duncan on the Road TheGoldenPhone Duncan [2]
N/A The Rude Lawyer Goes On A Long Rampage With Some Help Various [4]
N/A Rude Lawyer Calls Oklahoma Residents Bubbacalling Various [5]
October 23, 2010 Rude Lawyer & Frank Garret call God Lady & Wise Guy - Prank Call SiebeSniper [6]
November 6, 2010 Rude Lawyer calls payphone near the bar Nomadcowatbk Various [7]
November 6, 2010 Rude Lawyer calls payphone near the bar part 2 Nomadcowatbk Various [8]
November 6, 2010 Rude Lawyer Drunk Girls Canadian Teens call payphone near the bar part 1 Nomadcowatbk [9]
January 7, 2011 Rude Lawyer makes a call Kiwikrankers Male victim [10]
April 25, 2011 Junkyard Willie, Rick Mullet Man, Rude Lawyer, NYC Cunt, Random Asshole make some calls Bubbacalling Female victim [11]
July 10, 2011 Rick the Mullet Man Calls Florida Cheapskates DJDoucheBagCaliin Male victim [12]
December 11, 2011 Best Buys gets a call from Rude Lawyer Prankityprank1 [13]
2012 Motherlover and the Rude Lawyer calls the Prosecutor JPranker98 The Prosecutor [14]
January 9, 2012 Rude Lawyer calls Indian Scammers Zamot83 Indian Scammers [15]
January 11, 2012 Duncan, Rick and Rude Lawyer mess around with Indian scammers Zamot83 Indian Scammers [16]
January 27, 2012 Rude Lawyer, Stoned Chinaman, Rick Mullet Man and Random Asshole make calls! Bubbacalling Male victim [17]
March 24, 2012 More harrasment of the New Yorker + Bailbondsman, Rude Lawyer Bubbacalling [18]
April 19, 2012 Rude Lawyer calls a few lawyers named Frank, and some secretaries Zamot83 Various [19]
August 1, 2012 Rude Lawyer Rampage DuncansGhost Various [20]
September 4, 2012 Rude Lawyer Calls Some Folks Sir Cranksalot Various [21]
September 5, 2012 Rude Lawyer calls the bad speller Nomadcowatbk [22]
October 3, 2012 Telemarketing Revenge 56: Poking the Wounds Revolverocelot2501 [23]
November 10, 2012 Telemarketing Revenge 56: Poking the Wounds Revolverocelot2501 [24]
November 21, 2012 Rude Lawyer wins a free cruise Zamot83 Caribbean Cruise Lines [25]

ReferencesEdit

General
Specific
  1. 1.0 1.1 Duncan Calls A Rude Lawyer on YouTube
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 Rude Lawyer calls Duncan on the Road (TheGoldenPhone) on YouTube
  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vfEkkwxAu0
  4. The Rude Lawyer Goes On A Long Rampage With Some Help on YouTube
  5. Rude Lawyer Calls Oklahoma Residents on YouTube
  6. Rude Lawyer & Frank Garret call God Lady & Wise Guy - Prank Call on YouTube
  7. Rude Lawyer calls payphone near the bar on YouTube
  8. Rude Lawyer calls payphone near the bar part 2 on YouTube
  9. Rude Lawyer Drunk Girls Canadian Teens call payphone near the bar part 1 on YouTube
  10. Rude Lawyer makes a call on YouTube
  11. Junkyard Willie, Rick Mullet Man, Rude Lawyer, NYC Cunt, Random Asshole make some calls on YouTube
  12. Rick the Mullet Man Calls Florida Cheapskates on YouTube
  13. Best Buys gets a call from Rude Lawyer on YouTube
  14. Motherlover calls the Prosecutor (JPranker98) re upload on YouTube
  15. Rude Lawyer calls Indian Scammers on YouTube
  16. Duncan, Rick and Rude Lawyer mess around with Indian scammers on YouTube
  17. Rude Lawyer, Stoned Chinaman, Rick Mullet Man and Random Asshole make calls! on YouTube
  18. More harrasment of the New Yorker + Bailbondsman, Rude Lawyer on YouTube
  19. Rude Lawyer calls a few lawyers named Frank, and some secretaries on YouTube
  20. Rude Lawyer Rampage on YouTube
  21. Rude Lawyer Calls Some Folks on YouTube
  22. Rude Lawyer calls the bad speller on YouTube
  23. Telemarketing Revenge 56: Poking the Wounds on YouTube
  24. Special Vengeance 15: Pay your bills *not* (part the tenth) on YouTube
  25. Rude Lawyer wins a free cruise on YouTube

External linksEdit

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