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Rude Woman
RudeWoman
Traditional depiction of Rude Woman

Category

Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard

Occupation

unknown

Age

late 40s+

Nationality

Black British or American

Residence

unknown

The Rude Woman (also called Rude Lady) was a victim of Gay Florist. She is known for her bizarre and provocative lines spoken with a nevertheless professional-sounding posture. At one point she speaks in an almost demonic tongue (e.g., after the "mother's cunt" line). She was also called by Deputy Martin, with a brief appearance from Duncan.[1]

Quotes Edit

  • "You sound like a redneck cracka!"
  • "I don't care if you're in the sheriff's department or the Muslim department!"
  • "PULL THE TRIGGA!"
  • "And you sound to me like you're a fat slob."
  • "I don't care where it is, it could be in your mother's CUNT." (spoken in a creepy whisper)
  • "Did you go to church today?"
  • "Where did you go to church?"
  • "Do you have anything in your house to eat?"
  • "Tell me where to come. I want to come!"
  • "I think your mother wanted to get an abortion, but she messed up on the pills she took."
  • "You have the problem."
  • "I don't care, and you're going to be called 20 times, you idiot."
  • "Aren't you not cooking?"
  • "All right, that seems to be some kind of telephone number, but I want an address to go with that number so that I can come and WHIP YOU!!
  • "No, I'm not coming but I'll send a couple of my guys to see you with a baseball- with a baseball bat!!
  • You know what? I don't think you have any teeth in your mouth because it sounds like you don't have any teeth!
  • Ok, Big Daddy's Pizza, where is that?!

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
2009 Florist and Officer Martin call a Rude Woman Prankforever2k9 Rude Woman Original call. [1]
July 14, 2010 The Rude Woman calls some dude and is rude to him TheChrisV420 Male victim [2]
August 17, 2011 The Rude Lady Charms a Barbie Girl 1ex1uger Female victim [3]
October 27, 2010 The Rude Lady seeks a Halloween Hangout 1ex1uger Various [4]
December 9, 2010 Calls dedicated to RedDaVincy 1ex1uger Big Daddy's Pizza [5]
January 14, 2011 Fun Time with Angry Black Gangsta, The Rule Lady & Damien Demento 1ex1uger Various [6]
February 4, 2011 Prank call medicine 1ex1uger Female victim [7]
March 31, 2011 Mark calls for Mr. Wankah 1ex1uger Male victim [8]
February 18, 2012 Super Prank Call Celebration 1ex1uger Male victim [9]
October 30, 2012 Prank Call Fiesta (Happy Halloween!) 1ex1uger Various [10]

ReferencesEdit

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