Traditional depiction of the Satanic Racist
Thomas "Tom" Howard Stanphill III
escort business operator; possible former Marine.
May 9, 1964 (age 50)
Prank call victim, Victim soundboard
formerly Chicago, Illinois, then Arizona, now Chicago again, or possbily Denver.
At least one son
Has been in the escort business since 1994
The soundboard is easily one of the most racist (if not the most racist) soundboards in existence, containing numerous racial slurs against those of African descent, and extremely gruesome threats of violence, should the caller show up or give his/her address. In addition, the Satanic Racist boasts about being a "fuckin' devil" and "sending dark energy"; hence the name "Satanic Racist". Ironically, he may be a Catholic, as during a call by Jesus Lady, he demonstrated his knowledge of Latin prayers. In recent calls, he stated that he is indeed a Christian.
As of August 2012, the Satanic Racist works at Full House Escorts in Chicago, IL. In March of 2013, a caller called his voicemail, revealing the Satanic Racist's first name is Tom.
Shortly after the original prank calls were made, the Satanic Racist moved to Scottsdale, Arizona, running another escort-service, "Alley Cats Escorts." In a November 2013 call, he was heard going insane, screaming when confronted with his own soundboard. This video would shortly be flagged, then removed by YouTube.
The Return of Satanic Racist
On April 4th, 2013, a call was released by an anonymous caller via YouTuber Whoruandwherdyoulive's channel, in which it is revealed that the Satanic Racist has been aware of the soundboard prank-calling community for over three years, intending to press charges on the prank callers who had called his business, similar to the likes of Chris the Hacker.
The Satanic Racist has made claims that he has the caller's IP Address' also making claims that the pranksters are committing felonies. If anything does come out of these recent events, he will most likely be in the most trouble, for threatening people's lives with sexual torture and graphic violence.
The Satanic Racist's real-life parents were called by Pranktz with his soundboard, and convinced by the prankster their son was calling them, then were called the Satanic Racist himself. This, no doubt, caused Lou to become even more un-hinged than ever.
In summer of 2013, it was revealed that the Satanic Racist's full name is Thomas Stanphill. It was also revealed through a Google search of his name and "escort service owner pleads guilty", that he was sentenced to 21 months in prison, for operating escort-services in Denver, Chicago, Toronto and Phoenix on March 11, 2000. 
Like Chris, it seemed unlikely that anything would come of these threats. While the claim of legal action remained dubious, given his previous criminal record, Lou was apparently successful in contacting YouTube to close Sir Cranksalot's channel, in late-August. Oddly, Lou identified Sir Cranksalot by name, despite Sir Cranksalot having never called him. A YouTube poster named "Tom Jones" had previously left several comments on Pranktz' videos, claiming that the prankster was under investigation by the state of Illinois, offering a $500 reward for information of Sir Cranksalot's identity.
In Early April of 2014, an anonymous prank-caller, attempting to inflict some life into the ever-shallowing of the Prank-Call Community, called a Suicide-Hotline, claiming to be Thomas, stating he was going to kill his parents, then himself, with an AR-15. A SWAT team was dispatched to Stanphill's parent's home. In Mid-April, 2014, YouTube user DaeHkiD discovered an actual photo of Satanic Racist, at age 38.
In addition to his knowledge of the prank calling community and threats of legal action to prank-callers, the Satanic Racist seems to be aware of Chris the Hacker's presence, a fellow prank call victim and knows about Chris' downfall after the closure of Datboys Data Recovery, as stated in fortunecookiesucks' first call to him.
Tom Stanphill also attempted to close the account of YouTuber "Fortunecookiesucks". In a video made in August, fortunecookiesucks claimed that his account received a strike, for "harrassing text conversations", despite the fact that he had never called the Satanic Racist. As with Pranktz and SirCranksAlot, the Satanic Racist allegedly posted comments under the user-name "Tom Jones", this time offering $5000 in exchange for information. The Satanic Racist seemed to have the delusion that fortunecookiesucks was the prankster calling him, when in reality, he never had.
Information was given (possibly inaccurate) to Tom by fortunecookiesucks, that he resides in China, and is employed as an English teacher . As of October, Tom seemed to be under the impression that fortunecookiesucks is a California pedophile named Darren Scott McQuestion. It seems likely that he was either given information by one of the pranksters, feeding him false information of this person in the California sex registry,  it was fortunecookiesucks, despite the fact that there was no evidence to support it.
In October 2013, fortunecookiesucks gave the SR an ultimatum: either speak to him on Skype, get his facts straight, or leave him alone .
Concerning the legitimacy of the info given by fortunecookiesucks, it is highly unlikely due to the fact YouTube is banned in The People's Republic of China. Fortunecookiesucks has countered this fact, he uses a VPN (Virtual Private Network).
On February 10, 2014, fortunecookiesucks finally called the Satanic Racist  This call would be removed by YouTube, likely due to the Satanic Racist flagging it. The call has since been re-uploaded. 
In March 2014, an unknown internet user, presumably the devil himself, in a desperate attempt to stem the growing tides of prank calls to his escort business, deleted the page regarding himself on the Soundboard Prank Calls Wiki. The page was shortly there-after restored.
The Satanic Racist is usually depicted as Dent "Wildman" Myers, the pistol-packing, owner of "Wildman's Civil War Surplus and Herb Shop" in Kennesaw, Georgia. The store became infamous in recent years due to its politically-incorrect sale of Confederate and Ku Klux Klan memorabilia, and various other 'racist' wares.
As of February 2012, Myers became aware of his image being used to represent the Satanic Racist. In a YouTube interview, he stated he found out after a customer brought a laptop computer into his store, and showed him a prank call parody video  in which a YouTube uploader called thebladezmanII had taken footage of an interview Myers had done for Newsweek and dubbed the Satanic Racist's lines over Myers' original dialogue . While Myers appeared to be more amused by it than offended, he was also annoyed his image was being used in connection with the Satanic Racist's profanity-laden dialogue, stating; "I've never used profanity in my life! I've always had an adequate command of the English language that didn't necessitate profanity."
- "Call me Lucifer."
- "Guess you know now, dontcha mother-fucker?"
- "My friends call me Lou."
- "I didn't call anybody! You called me!"
- "I just wanna know who ya been fuckin', ya dirty skank!"
- "You ain't havin' shit with me, nigger!"
- "I'll send some dark energy right up yer fuckin' ass."
- "You know voodoo, you ever heard of Santería, motherfucker?"
- "Hey, you know what? God ain't gonna bless you, He's gonna shit all over ya, and he's gonna keep doin' it!"
- "You don't have enough money to buy fuckin' milk for nigger babies!"
- "You don't have enough money to buy nigger babies!"
- "Well good, you don't have a job, so I was right, you ARE a fuckin' nigger. Any self-respecting white man wouldn't have all fuckin' day to talk, would he?"
- "'Cause you know deep down in your heart, there's some really nasty mother-fuckers that live in this world...and I happen to one of 'em."
- "I've been in the fuckin' escort-business, and I got more whores than Carter's got liver-pills workin' for me, and more favors than Jesus!"
- "I'm in Chicago!"
- "I'm a fuckin' devil, mother-fucker! I'm a fuckin' devil. You got no fuckin' clue! You got no clue, dog!"
- "I'll mix yer Goddamned eyeballs in a Goddamned bowl of grapes and eat them mother-fuckers and be happy to do it."
- "I'm comin' for ya now, mother-fucker. Comin' for ya...and I'm gonna hurt you, your family...and I'm gonna make you watch it. Comin' for ya. You wonder what the fuckin' devil's like? You're gonna get to meet him."
- "I'm gonna take yer dick, I'll cut it off, and stick it in yer Goddamned old lady's ass, and sew it shut!"
- "I'll call ya anytime I want, and what are you gonna do?"
- "Yeah, go fuck yourself, nigger.
- I got a dog here that will fuckin' suck your cock..
- "Sleep with one eye open!"
- "I spent ten years in the Marine-Corps, mother-fucker!"
- "You know what, nigger?!"
- "I gave you my address; see you I do not!"
- "I'm so dark and mean you mother-fucker, I'll rip your Goddamned guts out of your fucking asshole, and wrap them around your GOD--DAMNED--NECK."
- "I'll fuckin' Goddamned rape ya old lady and stick a Goddamned white baby up in her nigger pussy... and then I'll beat her like a Goddamned red-headed stepchild, and THEN have her sent off to jail."
- "You got shit, nigger..."
- "Why don't you go get in that hyperbaric chamber with Michael Jackson, and try to make yourself be a white man like that nigger president we got."
- His nickname may be Stan, as evidenced in a call with his parents, Stan likely coming from his last name.
- The Satanic Racist was one of the longest running victims whose true identites had not been discovered.
- The Satanic Racist has become the longest running prank call victim of all time, with the first calls to him in 2008, exceeding the previous record-holders: Duncan, Tom the Pissed-off Roofer, Jackass Plumber and Drug and Alcohol Lady.
- The Satanic Racist's e-mail is listed on the alumni page for the Catholic High School for Boys, which he once attended.
- Even though his nickname is "Satanic Racist", Stanphill claims to be a Christian. He has also denied hating black people, claiming that the callers manipulated what he said. Despite these claims, he was most likely lying.
- The Satanic Racist has a daughter; Brittany (whether she uses her father's surname is unknown).
Calls to the Satanic Racist
- Original Prank Calls to the Satanic Racist (External Link to Audio)
- Original Calls to The Satanic Racist (Youtube Video)
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.
- ↑ https://www.courtlistener.com/ca10/4Sxq/united-states-v-thomas-howard-stanphill-iii/
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JANFZsrAcVI
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbdf7fSAKRA
- ↑ http://tucsoncitizen.com/morgue2/2000/03/11/136333-escort-service-owner-pleads-guilty/
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_IXCv3oPzs
- ↑ 
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjW8Arhsfqo
- ↑ http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/CA1869525004466/Darren-Scott-Mcquiston.html
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saYivSYtlKo
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI-URlVlUGI
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbYaHU41EM8
- ↑ Southern Poverty Law Center article on Wildman's Civil War Surplus and Herb Shop
- ↑ 13.0 13.1 Dent "Wildman" Myers on the use of his image in the Satanic Racist videos
- ↑ The Satanic Racist gets an Interview parody video