Traditional depiction of the Satanic Racist
Thomas Howard Stanphill III
escort business operator; possible former Marine.
May 9, 1964 (age 49)
Prank call victim, Victim soundboard
formerly Chicago, Illinois, then Arizona, now Chicago again, or possbily Denver.
At least one son
Has been in the escort business since 1994
The Satanic Racist, also known as the Satanic Redneck (real name: Thomas Howard Stanphill III) is the victim of an Asian woman who was called by Arnold Schwarzenegger. He was also pranked in the same call by the Life Coach and the Epic Crazy Lady's Husband. Additional lines were created when he was called by soundboards of Springfield Pervert (whom he made fun of for being homosexual), Philly Thug (whom he slurred and insulted for being unemployed), and others.
The soundboard is easily one of the most racist (if not the most racist) soundboards in existence, containing numerous racial slurs against those of African descent, and extremely gruesome threats of violence, should the caller show up or give his/her address. In addition, the Satanic Racist boasts about being a "fuckin' devil" and "sending dark energy"; hence the name "Satanic Racist". Ironically he may be a Catholic as during a call by Jesus Lady, he demonstrated knowledge of Latin prayers.
As of August 2012, he works at Full House Escorts in Chicago, IL. In March of 2013, a caller called his voicemail, where it was revealed that his first name is Tom. Shortly after the original prank calls were made, he moved to Scottsdale, Arizona and ran another escort service called "Alley Cats Escorts." In a November 2013 call he was observed going completely insane, screaming as if he was being pigfucked when confronted with his own soundboard.
The Return of Satanic RacistEdit
On April 4th, 2013, a call was released by an anonymous caller via youtuber Whoruandwherdyoulive's channel in which it is revealed that the Satanic Racist has been aware of the soundboard prank calling community for over three years and intends to press charges on the prank callers who had called his business, in a way similar to the rants employed by Chris the Hacker.
The Satanic Racist has made claims that he has the caller's IP Address' and also made claims that they are committing felonies, when in reality prank calls only to emergency services are considered felonies. If anything does come out of these recent events, he will most likely be in the most trouble for threatening people's lives with sexual torture and graphic violence. The Satanic Racist's real-life parents were called by Pranktz with his soundboard, and convinced by the prankster their son was calling them, and was then called the Satanic Racist himself. This, no doubt, caused Lou to become even more unhinged than ever.
In summer of 2013, it was revealed that the Satanic Racist's full name is Thomas Stanphill. It is also revealed through a Google search of his name and "escort service owner pleads guilty", that he was sentenced to 21 months in prison for operating escort services in Denver, Chicago, Toronto and Phoenix on March 11, 2000. 
Like with Chris, it seemed unlikely that anything would come of these threats. While the claim of legal action remains dubious, given his previous criminal record, Lou was apparently successful in contacting YouTube to close both Pranktz and Sir Cranksalot's channels in late-August. Oddly enough, Lou identified Sir Cranksalot by name despite having never called the victim. A YouTube poster named "Tom Jones" had previously left several comments on Pranktz' videos claiming that the prankster was under investigation by the state of Illinois and offered a $500 reward for information on his identity. It has been uncomfirmed if this person was actually the victim or simply an internet troll, however, he is most likely the one who reported the two pranksters to YouTube after being humilitated by YouTube soundboard fans.
Tom Stanphill also attempted to close the account of a YouTuber named "Fortunecookiesucks". In a video made in August, Fortune Cookie claimed that his account received a strike on his account  for "harrassing text conversations", despite the fact that he had never even called the Satanic Racist. As with Pranktz and SirCranksAlot, the Satanic Racist allegedly posted comments under the name "Tom Jones", this time offering 5,000$ in exchange for information. He seems overwhelmingly to be under the delusion that Fortunecookiesucks is the one calling him, when in reality, he never has.
Information was given (possibly inaccurate) to Tom by Fortunecookiesucks that he resides in China and is employed as an English teacher . As of October, Tom seems to be under the impression that Fortunecookiesucks is a California pedophile named Darren Scott McQuisten. It seems likely that he was either given information by one of the prankers trying to feed him false information or he somehow saw this person in the California sex registry  and decided randomly it was him, despite the fact that there's absolutely no evidence supporting this.
In October 2013, Fortunecookiesucks gave the SR an ultimatum: either speak to him on Skype and get his facts straight, or leave him alone . As of the writing of this article, Thomas Stanphill has not yet responded.
Whether the information given by Fortunecookiesucks about being in China is true or not, it is highly unlikely due to the fact the YouTube is blocked in The People's Republic of China. Fortunecookie has countered this fact by stating he uses a VPN (Virtual Private Network) system.
The Satanic Racist is usually depicted as Dent "Wildman" Myers, the pistol-packing, white supremacist owner of "Wildman's Civil War Surplus and Herb Shop" in Kennesaw, Georgia. The store has become infamous in recent years for its politically incorrect sale of Confederate and Ku Klux Klan memorabilia and various other racist wares.
As of February 2012, Myers has become aware that his image is being used to represent the Satanic Racist. In a YouTube interview, he states that he found out after a customer brought a laptop computer into his store and showed him a prank call parody video  in which a YouTube uploader called thebladezmanII had taken footage of an interview Myers had done for Newsweek and dubbed the Satanic Racist's lines over Myers' original dialogue . While Myers appeared to be more amused by it than anything, he was also rather annoyed that his image was being used in connection with the Satanic Racist's profanity-laden dialogue, stating, "I've never used profanity in my life! I've always had an adequate command of the English language that didn't necessitate profanity."
- "Call me Lucifer."
- "Guess you know now, dontcha motherfucker?"
- "My friends call me Lou."
- "I didn't call anybody! You called me."
- "I just wanna know who ya been fuckin', ya dirty skank!"
- "You ain't havin' shit with me, nigger!"
- "I'll send some dark energy right up yer fuckin' ass."
- "You know voodoo, you ever heard of Santería, motherfucker?"
- "Hey, you know what? God ain't gonna bless you, he shit all over ya and he's gonna keep doin' it!"
- "You don't have enough money to buy fuckin' milk for nigger babies!"
- "You don't have enough money to buy nigger babies!"
- "Well good, you don't have a job so I was right, you are a fuckin' nigger. Any self-respecting white man wouldn't have all-day to talk would he?"
- "'Cause you know deep down in your heart, there's some really nasty motherfuckers that live in this world...and I happen to one of 'em!"
- "I've been in the fuckin' escort business and I got more whores than Carter's got liver pills, workin' for me and more favors than Jesus!"
- "I'm in Chicago!"
- "I'm a fuckin' devil, motherfucker! I'm a fuckin' devil. You got no fuckin' clue! You got no clue, dog!"
- "I'll mix yer goddamn eyeballs in a goddamn bowl of grapes and eat them motherfuckers and be happy to do it."
- "I'm comin' for ya now, motherfucker. Comin' for ya...and I'm gonna hurt you, your family...and I'm gonna make you watch it. Comin' for ya. You wonder what the fuckin' devil's like? You're gonna get to meet him."
- "I'm gonna take yer dick, I'll cut it off and stick it in yer goddamn old lady's ass and sew it shut!"
- "I'll call ya anytime I want and what are you gonna do about it?"
- "Yea, go fuck yourself, nigger.
- I got a dog here that will fuckin' suck your cock..
- "Sleep with one eye open!"
- "I spent ten years in the Marine Corps, motherfucker!"
- "You know what, nigger?!"
- "I gave you my address; see you I do not!"
- "I'm so dark and mean I'll rip your god damn guts right out of your fucking asshole, and wrap them around your GOD--DAMN--NECK!!"
- "I'll fuckin' god damn rape ya old lady and stick a god damn white baby up in her nigger pussy... and then I'll beat her like a god damned red headed stepchild, and then have her sent off to jail."
- "You got shit, nigger"...
- "Why don't you go get in that hyperbaric chamber with Michael Jackson and try to make yourself be a white man like that nigger president we got."
- His nickname may be Stan, as evidenced in a call with his parents. Stan likely coming from his last name.
- The Satanic Racist was one of the longest running victims whose true identites had not been discovered.
- The Satanic Racist has become the longest running prank call victim of all time, with the first calls to him in 2008, all exceeding the previous holder, Duncan, then Tom the Pissed Off Roofer and Chris the Hacker.
- The Satanic Racist's email (email@example.com) is listed on the alumni page for the Catholic High School for Boys in Little Rock, Colorado
- The Satanic Racist has a daughter named Brittany. 
Calls to the Satanic RacistEdit
- Original Prank Calls to the Satanic Racist (External Link to Audio)
- Original Calls to The Satanic Racist (Youtube Video)
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JANFZsrAcVI
- ↑ http://tucsoncitizen.com/morgue2/2000/03/11/136333-escort-service-owner-pleads-guilty/
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_IXCv3oPzs
- ↑ 
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjW8Arhsfqo
- ↑ http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/CA1869525004466/Darren-Scott-Mcquiston.html
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saYivSYtlKo
- ↑ Southern Poverty Law Center article on Wildman's Civil War Surplus and Herb Shop
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 Dent "Wildman" Myers on the use of his image in the Satanic Racist videos
- ↑ The Satanic Racist gets an Interview parody video
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JANFZsrAcVI