Traditional depiction of the Satanic Racist
Tom, last name unknown
escort business operator; possible former Marine.
50's to 60's
Prank call victim, Victim soundboard
formerly Chicago, Illinois, now in Arizona
Claimed to have been in the escort business for 38 years
The Satanic Racist is the victim of an Asian woman who was called by Arnold Schwarzenegger. He was also pranked in the same call by the Life Coach and the Epic Crazy Lady's Husband. Additional lines were created when he was called by soundboards of Springfield Pervert (whom he made fun of for being homosexual), Philly Thug (whom he slurred and insulted for being unemployed), and others.
The soundboard is easily one of the most racist (if not the most racist) soundboards in existence, containing numerous racial slurs against those of African descent, and extremely gruesome threats of violence, should the caller show up or give his/her address. In addition, the Satanic Racist boasts about being a "fuckin' devil" and "sending dark energy"; hence the name "Satanic Racist". Ironically he may be a Catholic as during a call by Jesus Lady, he demonstrated knowledge of Latin prayers. As of August 2012, he works at Full House Escorts in Chicago, IL. In March of 2013, a caller called his voicemail, where it was revealed that his first name is Tom.
On April 4th, 2013, a call was released by an anonymous caller via youtuber Whoruandwheredoyoulive's channel in which it is revealed that the Satanic Racist has been aware of the soundboard prank calling community for over three years and intends to press charges on the prank callers who had called his business, in a way similar to the rants employed by Chris the Hacker. Like with Chris, it seems unlikely that anything will come of this.
The Satanic Racist has made claims that he has the caller's IP Address' and also made claims that they are committing felonies, when in reality prank calls only to emergency services are considered felonies. If anything does come out of these recent events, he will most likely be in the most trouble for threatening people's lives with sexual torture and graphic violence.
The Satanic Racist is usually depicted as Dent "Wildman" Myers, the pistol-packing owner of Wildman's Civil War Surplus and Herb Shop in Kennesaw, Georgia. The store has become infamous in recent years for its politically incorrect sale of Confederate and Ku Klux Klan memorabilia and various other racist wares.
As of February 2012, Myers has become aware that his image is being used to represent the Satanic Racist. In a YouTube interview, he states that he found out after a customer brought a laptop computer into his store and showed him a prank call parody video  in which a YouTube uploader called thebladezmanII had taken footage of an interview Myers had done for Newsweek and dubbed the Satanic Racist's lines over Myers' original dialogue . While Myers appeared to be more amused by it than anything, he was also rather annoyed that his image was being used in connection with the Satanic Racist's profanity-laden dialogue, stating, "I've never used profanity in my life! I've always had an adequate command of the English language that didn't necessitate profanity."
- "Call me Lucifer."
- "Guess you know now, dontcha motherfucker?"
- "My friends call me Lou."
- "I didn't call anybody! You called me."
- "I just wanna know who ya been fuckin', ya dirty skank!"
- "You ain't havin' shit with me, nigger!"
- "I'll send some dark energy right up yer fuckin' ass."
- "You know voodoo, you ever heard of Santería, motherfucker?"
- "Hey, you know what? God ain't gonna bless you, he shit all over ya and he's gonna keep doin' it!"
- "You don't have enough money to buy fuckin' milk for nigger babies!"
- "You don't have enough money to buy nigger babies!"
- "Well good, you don't have a job so I was right, you are a fuckin' nigger. Any self-respecting white man wouldn't have all-day to talk would he?"
- "'Cause you know deep down in your heart, there's some really nasty motherfuckers that live in this world...and I happen to one of 'em!"
- "I've been in the fuckin' escort business and I got more whores than Carter's got liver pills, workin' for me and more favors than Jesus!"
- "I'm in Chicago!"
- "I'm a fuckin' devil, motherfucker! I'm a fuckin' devil. You got no fuckin' clue! You got no clue, dog!"
- "I'll mix yer goddamn eyeballs in a goddamn bowl of grapes and eat them motherfuckers and be happy to do it."
- "I'm comin' for ya now, motherfucker. Comin' for ya...and I'm gonna hurt you, your family...and I'm gonna make you watch it. Comin' for ya. You wonder what the fuckin' devil's like? You're gonna get to meet him."
- "I'm gonna take yer dick, I'll cut it off and stick it in yer goddamn old lady's ass and sew it shut!"
- "I'll call ya anytime I want and what are you gonna do about it?"
- "Yea, go fuck yourself, nigger.
- I got a dog here that will fuckin' suck your cock..
- "Sleep with one eye open!"
- "I spent ten years in the Marine Corps, motherfucker!"
- "You know what nigger!"
- "I gave you my address; see you I do not!"
- "Ill rip your guts right out of your fucking asshole, and wrap them around your goddamn neck!! I'll make you watch it."
- "Ill fuckin' god damn rape ya old lady and stick a god damn white baby up in her nigger pussy.. then I'll beat her like a god damned red headed stepchild, and then have her sent off to jail."
- "You got shit, nigger"...
- "Why don't you go get in that air chamber with Micheal Jackson and try to be a white man like that nigger president we got".
- As of March 21st, 2013 it is known that his forename is Tom, it could be short for Thomas or Tommy. The caller who found this out stated his surname will follow.
- The Satanic Racist was one of the longest running victims whose true identites had not been discovered.
- The Satanic Racist has become the longest running prank call victim of all time, with the first calls to him in 2008, all exceeding the previous holder, Duncan, then Tom the Pissed Off Roofer and Chris the Hacker.
Calls to the Satanic RacistEdit
- Original Prank Calls to the Satanic Racist (External Link to Audio)
- [Original Calls to The Satanic Racist (Youtube Video)]