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Sean Connery calls an Angry Secretary
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

AntiVenom9808

Soundboard(s) used

Sean Connery, Goldfinger

Victim(s)

Female victim

Length

2:57

Sean Connery aggravates a receptionist for a Bankruptcy Attorney when he calls over and over again about chemicals, her sending him a car, and other topics.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Female victim: Law office of (censored) speaking.
Sean Connery: Good evening. How do you do?
Female victim: Who is this?
Sean Connery: Felix Lider. Universal Exports.
Female victim: Ok, how can I help you?
Sean Connery: Sorry I'm calling so early but I need some information.
Female victim: Ok.
Sean Connery: News of my arrival leaked. Can you tell me anything about it?
Female victim: C-can I tell you about what?
Sean Connery: News of my arrival leaked.
Female victim: Sir, are you on a speakerphone?
Sean Connery: No.
Female victim: Is there something I can help you with?
Sean Connery: Yes. Well we're interested in the bulk buying of fermintation chemicals: $10,000.
Female victim: No. Thank you, we're a Bankruptcy Attorney.
Sean Connery: Yes. That'll do for a start. $10,000.
Female victim: No sir. Thank you. [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Law office of (censored) speaking.
Sean Connery: Answer my questions quietly ... but clearly. Oh and there's one thing I don't understand. (slight pause) Jill's dead.
Female victim: Sir, we're a bankruptcy office. Is that what you're inquiring about?
Sean Connery: Yes.
Female victim: And how can I help you?
Sean Connery: $10,000.
Female victim: What about $10,000?
Sean Connery: Who are you working for?
Female victim: I am working for (censored).
Sean Connery: That'll do for a start. Operation Grandslam.
Female victim: I beg your pard-
Sean Connery: Head of operations for SMERSH.
Female victim: I beg your pardon, sir?
Sean Connery: Operation Grandslam.
Female victim: What about Operation Grandslam?
Sean Connery: Do you have any leads of your own?
Female victim: Do I what?
Sean Connery: Do you have any leads of your own? Can you tell me anything about it?
Female victim: What is it you're inquiring about?
Sean Connery: I thought you might be able to tell ME what happened to HIM. Government house?
Female victim: Sir, this is a bankruptcy office.
Sean Connery: Yes, of course. Who's your connection?
Female victim: Sir, this is the law office of (censored).
Sean Connery: Yes. Yes, I'd like to meet the last people to see Strangways.
Female victim: Sir, you .. must have the wrong number.
Sean Connery: No, no. Illegal use of government property.
Female victim: Sir, this doesn't have anything to do with government property.
Sean Connery: Yes.
Female victim: It doesn't have anything to do with chemicals.
Sean Connery: Perhaps not. Where exactly did Commander Strangways place those samples?
Female victim: Sir ... it isn't anything about "samples".
Sean Connery: What's that?
Female victim: Sir, I'm sorry. You have the wrong number. Please ... check your number and try .. whomever you're trying to reach. [*hangs up*]


Call #3

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Law office of (censored) speaking.
Sean Connery: Hello. I'm sorry. Principal secretary please.
Female victim: I am the secretary.
Sean Connery: Can I have a car sent to .. 2171 Magenta Drive? As soon as you can, thanks.
Female victim: (annoyed) No, I'm not going to send a car to 2175 Magenta Drive. This is the LAW OFFICE of (censored).
Sean Connery: And why not?
Female victim: (sighs) Sir, I don't have time to play games with you on the phone.
Sean Connery: I disagree sir .. but we can't all be geniuses, can we?
Female victim: Sir, please ... don't call .. this office again.


Call #4 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Law office of (censored) speaking.
Sean Connery: How do you do?
Female victim: Sir, what is your name please?
Sean Connery: Mr. Solo.
Female victim: DeSoto?
Sean Connery: Yes. Why?
Female victim: Because I would like you to stop calling here. If I can help you-
Goldfinger: That's a lot of gold you have with you. Naturally. The 1940 smelt from the Weigenhaler foundry at Essen.
Female victim: I beg your pardon?
Goldfinger: You CAN have a million today-
Female victim: Sir, I don't want your million today. I don't want your $10,000 in chemicals today. I'm not going to send a CAR to Ma-Magenta Drive. Now PLEASE stop calling here. [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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