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Soundboard Victim Wrestling

Acronym

SVW

Founded

January 31, 2013

Style

Professional wrestling

Headquarters

Sugar Creek, Missouri

Founder(s)

Unoriginalprankstah

Owners(s)

Unoriginalprankstah (2013-)

Soundboard Victim Wrestling is a parody professional wrestling promotion created by YouTube prankster Unoriginalprankstah. Much like the 1970 boxing tournament, The Super Fight, which used probability formulas entered into an NCR 315 computer, the results were generated using simulated "CPU vs. CPU" matches from PlayStation 3's pro wrestling video game WWE '13.[1]

A fictional tournament was held from February 7-21, 2013, to crown the first "SVW World Heavyweight Champion". The card featured fifteen matches, as part of a 16-man single-elimination tournament, with Duncan defeating Irate Black Man in the finals to become the promotion's first heavyweight champion. The popularity of the video series spawned similar tournaments for the SVW Intercontinental, Tag Team, and Women's Championships.

ShowsEdit

SVW Heavyweight Championship TournamentEdit

February 7-21, 2013 in Boston, Massachusetts (Boston Garden)

# Results Stipulations Times
1 Duncan defeated Rick the Mullet Man First Round Tournament match 5:32
2 Irate Black Man defeated Satanic Racist 6:05
3 Drunk Guy defeated Chris the Hacker 9:41
4 Bail Bondsman defeated Angry Black Guy 5:44
5 Rude Lawyer defeated Stuck in the Elevator Guy 6:06
6 Chinaman defeated Deputy Martin 6:47
7 Springfield Pervert defeated Jackass Plumber 6:12
8 Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer defeated Yankee Tough Guy 4:41
9 Duncan defeated Rude Lawyer Quarter Final Tournament Match 7:42
10 Irate Black Man defeated Chinaman 4:50
11 Springfield Pervert defeated Drunk Guy 6:54
12 Bail Bondsman defeated Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer 8:32
13 Duncan defeated Springfield Pervert Semi Final Tournament match 7:04
14 Irate Black Man defeated Bail Bondsman Semi Final Tournament match 6:01
15 Duncan defeated Irate Black Man Tournament Finals match for the SVW Championship 10:39[2]

Tournament bracketEdit

Pin-Pinfall; Sub-Submission; CO-Countout; DCO-Double countout; DQ-Disqualification; Ref-Referee's decision

  First round Quarterfinals Semifinals Finals
                                     
 Duncan Pin  
 Rick the Mullet Man 5:32  
   Duncan Pin  
   
   Rude Lawyer 7:42  
 Stuck in the Elevator Guy Pin
 
 Rude Lawyer 6:06  
   Duncan Pin  
   Springfield Pervert 7:04  
 Chris the Hacker Pin  
 
 Drunk Guy 9:41  
   Drunk Guy Pin
   
   Springfield Pervert 6:54  
 Springfield Pervert Pin
 
 Jackass Plumber 6:12  
   Duncan Pin
   Irate Black Man 10:39
 Irate Black Man CO  
 Satanic Racist 6:05  
   Irate Black Man Pin
   
   Chinaman 4:50  
 Chinaman Pin
 
 Deputy Martin 6:47  
   Irate Black Man Pin
   Bail Bondsman 6:01  
 Angry Black Guy Pin  
 Bail Bondsman 5:44  
   Bail Bondsman Pin
   
   Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer 8:32  
 Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer Pin
 Yankee Tough Guy 6:06  

SVW Intercontinental Championship TournamentEdit

March 12-26, 2013 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (Wells Fargo Center)

# Results Stipulations Times
1 Gay Florist defeated Motherlover First Round Tournament match 5:31
2 Meat Grinder Mike defeated Birmingham Redneck 4:41
3 Creepy Security Guard defeated The Prosecutor 6:00
4 Random Asshole defeated Charles 6:19
5 Al the Drunk defeated Bob Chandler 7:10
6 Philly Thug defeated Shut Up Guy 6:33
7 Harlem Barber defeated Homer Scott 6:58
8 Respected Gentleman defeated Mad Mopar Man 5:55
9 Gay Florist defeated Al the Drunk Quarter Final Tournament Match 7:36
10 Meat Grinder Mike defeated Philly Thug 4:47
11 Harlem Barber defeated Creepy Security Guard 4:07
12 Random Asshole defeated Respected Gentleman 8:09
13 Harlem Barber defeated Gay Florist Semi Final Tournament match 8:03
14 Meat Grinder Mike defeated Random Asshole Semi Final Tournament match 5:43
15 Meat Grinder Mike defeated Harlem Barber Tournament Finals match for the SVW Intercontinental Championship 9:00[3]

Tournament bracketEdit

Pin-Pinfall; Sub-Submission; CO-Countout; DCO-Double countout; DQ-Disqualification; Ref-Referee's decision

  First round Quarterfinals Semifinals Finals
                                     
 Motherlover Pin  
 Gay Florist 5:31  
   Gay Florist CO  
   
   Al the Drunk 7:36  
 Al the Drunk Pin
 
 Bob Chandler 7:10  
   Gay Florist Pin  
   Harlem Barber 8:03  
 Creepy Security Guard Pin  
 
 The Prosecutor 6:00  
   Creepy Security Guard Sub
   
   Harlem Barber 4:07  
 Harlem Barber Pin
 
 Homer Scott 6:58  
   Harlem Barber Pin
   Meat Grinder Mike 9:00
 Meat Grinder Mike Sub  
 Birmingham Redneck 4:41  
   Meat Grinder Mike Pin
   
   Philly Thug 4:47  
 Philly Thug Pin
 
 Shut Up Guy 6:33  
   Meat Grinder Mike Sub
   Random Asshole 5:43  
 Charles Pin  
 Random Asshole 6:19  
   Random Asshole Sub
   
   Respected Gentleman 8:09  
 Respected Gentleman Sub
 Mad Mopar Man 5:55  

SVW Women's Championship TournamentEdit

June 14-28, 2013 in Memphis, Tennessee (FedExForum)

# Results Stipulations Times
1 Tiesha defeated Colossal Racist Bitch First Round Tournament match 5:39
2 Jesus Lady defeated Epic Crazy Lady 10:02
3 Stilwell Grandma defeated Confused Old Lady 6:31
4 Drug & Alcohol Lady defeated Billye Scott 5:13
5 New York City Cunt defeated Mitch the Best Western Bitch 7:58
6 Bacation Lady defeated Jesse the Internet Telemarketer 4:25
7 Lauren the Drunk STD Girl defeated Arnold's Escort 5:26
8 Karen the Librarian defeated Lady Yeller 7:18
9 New York City Cunt defeated Tiesha Quarter Final Tournament Match 6:59
10 Jesus Lady defeated Bacation Lady 6:31
11 Stilwell Grandma defeated Lauren the Drunk STD Girl 6:31
12 Drug & Alcohol Lady defeated Karen the Librarian 6:39
13 Stilwell Grandma defeated New York City Cunt Semi Final Tournament match 6:57
14 Drug & Alcohol Lady defeated Jesus Lady Semi Final Tournament match 5:37
15 Drug & Alcohol Lady defeated Stilwell Grandma Tournament Finals match for the SVW Women's Championship 10:22[4]

Tournament bracketEdit

Pin-Pinfall; Sub-Submission; CO-Countout; DCO-Double countout; DQ-Disqualification; Ref-Referee's decision

  First round Quarterfinals Semifinals Finals
                                     
 Colossal Racist Bitch CO  
 Tiesha 5:39  
   Tiesha Pin  
   
   New York City Cunt 6:59  
 Mitch the Best Western Bitch CO
 
 New York City Cunt 7:58  
   New York City Cunt Pin  
   Stilwell Grandma 6:57  
 Confused Old Lady Pin  
 
 Stilwell Grandma 6:31  
   Stilwell Grandma Sub
   
   Lauren the Drunk STD Girl 6:31  
 Arnold's Escort Pin
 
 Lauren the Drunk STD Girl 5:26  
   Stilwell Grandma Pin
   Drug & Alcohol Lady 10:22
 Epic Crazy Lady Pin  
 Jesus Lady 10:02  
   Jesus Lady Pin
   
   Bacation Lady 6:31  
 Jesse the Internet Telemarketer Sub
 
 Bacation Lady 4:25  
   Jesus Lady Pin
   Drug & Alcohol Lady 5:37  
 Drug & Alcohol Lady Pin  
 Billye Scott 5:13  
   Drug & Alcohol Lady Pin
   
   Karen the Librarian 6:39  
 Lady Yeller Pin
 Karen the Librarian 7:18  

SVW Tag Team Championship TournamentEdit

August 28 to September 12, 2013 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (Mellon Arena)

Teams
Results
# Results Stipulations Times
1 Springfield Pervert and Motherlover defeated The Prosecutor and Rude Lawyer First Round Tournament match 8:19[5]
2 Random Asshole and Rick the Mullet Man defeated Philly Thug and Yankee Tough Guy 9:09[6]
3 Satanic Racist and Wife Beater defeated Angry Black Guy and Irate Black Man 7:08[7]
4 Bail Bondsman and Mystery Man defeated Creepy Cookie Guy and Creepy Security Guard 9:56[8]
5 Angry Homo Escort and Gay Florist defeated Shut Up Guy and Silly Faggot 10:26[9]
6 Drunk Al and Drunk Guy defeated Redneck Roofer and Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer 5:28[10]
7 Deputy Martin and Deputy Sling Blade defeated Chinaman and Vietman 7:33[11]
8 Jackass Plumber and Rich the Prick defeated Charles and Chris the Hacker 8:28[12]
9 Motherlover and Springfield Pervert defeated Angry Homo Escort and Gay Florist Quarter Final Tournament Match 5:24[13]
10 Random Asshole and Rick the Mullet Man defeated Drunk Al and Drunk Guy 10:27[14]
11 Satanic Racist and Wife Beater defeated Deputy Martin and Deputy Sling Blade 5:01[15]
12 Bail Bondsman and Mystery Man defeated Jackass Plumber and Rich the Prick 10:17[16]
13 Motherlover and Springfield Pervert defeated Satanic Racist and Wife Beater Semi Final Tournament match 7:06[17]
14 Random Asshole and Rick the Mullet Man defeated Bail Bondsman and Mystery Man Semi Final Tournament match 6:06[18]
15 Random Asshole and Rick the Mullet Man defeated Motherlover and Springfield Pervert Tournament Finals match for the SVW Tag Team Championship 8:46[19]

Tournament bracketEdit

Pin-Pinfall; Sub-Submission; CO-Countout; DCO-Double countout; DQ-Disqualification; Ref-Referee's decision

  First round
August 28 to September 4
Quarter-finals
September 5 to 8
Semifinals
September 9 to 10
Finals
September 11
                             
 The Sex Addicts CO  
 The Legal Firm  8:19   
   The Sex Addicts Pin  
 
   The Homosexuals  5:24   
 The Homosexuals Pin
 Shut Up Faggot  10:26   
   Sex Addicts Pin  
   Racist Rednecks  7:06   
 Racist Rednecks Pin  
 PO'd Black Dudes  7:08   
   Racist Rednecks Pin
 
   Sheriff's Dept.  5:01   
 Ragin' Asians Pin
 Sheriff's Dept.  7:33   
   Sex Addicts Pin
   Trailer Park Trash  8:46 
 Trailer Park Trash Pin  
 Tough Thugs  9:09   
   Trailer Park Trash Pin
 
   The Al Coholics  10:27   
 The Al Coholics Pin
 The Roofers  5:28   
   Trailer Park Teash Pin
   Bail Bondsman Neighbors  6:06   
 Bail Bondsman Neighbors Pin  
 The Creepsters  9:56   
   Bail Bondsman Neighbors DQ
 
   Jackass Pricks  10:17   
 Prank Stalkers Sub
 Jackass Pricks  8:28   

ReferencesEdit

  1. Soundboard Victim Wrestling Tournament Promo on YouTube
  2. Duncan Vs Irate Black Man, Tournament Finals - SVW Championship (Match 15) on YouTube
  3. Harlem Barber Vs Meat Grinder Mike, IC Championship Tournament Finals on YouTube
  4. Stilwell Grandma Vs Drug & Alcohol Lady, Women's Championship Tournament Finals (Match 15) on YouTube
  5. Springfield Pervert & Motherlover Vs The Prosecutor & Rude Lawyer, 1st Round (Match 1) on YouTube
  6. Rick The Mullet Man & Random Asshole Vs Philly Thug & Yankee Tough Guy, 1st Round (Match 2) on YouTube
  7. Satanic Racist & Wife Beater Vs Irate Black Man & Angry Black Guy, 1st Round (Match 3) on YouTube
  8. Bail Bondsman & Mystery Man Vs Creepy Security Guard & Creepy Cookie Guy, 1st Round (Match 4) on YouTube
  9. Gay Florist & Angry Homo Escort Vs Shut Up Guy & Silly Faggot, 1st Round (Match 5) on YouTube
  10. Drunk Guy & Al The Drunk Vs Tom The Pissed Off Roofer & Redneck Roofer, 1st Round (Match 6) on YouTube
  11. Chinaman & Vietman Vs Deputy Martin & Deputy Sling Blade, 1st Round (Match 7) on YouTube
  12. Chris The Hacker & Charles Vs Jackass Plumber & Rich The Prick, 1st Round (Match 8) on YouTube
  13. Springfield Pervert & Motherlover Vs Gay Florist & Angry Homo Escort, Quarter Finals (Match 9) on YouTube
  14. Rick The Mullet Man & Random Asshole Vs Drunk Guy & Al The Drunk, Quarter-Finals (Match 10) on YouTube
  15. Satanic Racist & Wife Beater Vs Deputy Martin & Deputy Sling Blade, Quarter Finals, (Match 11) on YouTube
  16. Bail Bondsman & Mystery Man Vs Jackass Plumber & Rich The Prick, Quarter Finals (Match 12) on YouTube
  17. Springfield Pervert & Motherlover Vs Satanic Racist & Wife Beater, Semi-Finals (Match 13) on YouTube
  18. Rick The Mullet Man & Random Asshole Vs Bail Bondsman & Mystery Man, Semi-Finals (Match 14) on YouTube
  19. Springfield Pervert & Motherlover Vs Rick The Mullet Man & Random Asshole, Finals (Match 15) on YouTube

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