Traditional depiction of the Springfield Pervert
Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard
unknown, possibly early 40's or 50's
The Springfield Pervert (also known as "Springfeel") is a man who unwittingly became a prank victim after talking to a soundboard of the Pig Sex Guy on a phone sex line. He was apparently looking for anonymous gay sex and didn't realize he was being recorded.
His victim soundboard has since produced some of the most sexually explicit, perverted and utterly filthy prank calls ever made, which are rivaled perhaps only by those of Chris Hansen, The Jerk Off Guy, Motherlover and Blue Iris in their sheer depravity.
When being quoted on the Internet, in a vein somewhat similar to Duncan's early quotes, his distinct Massachusetts accent is highly parodied, with the most popular examples being "I want you to... really worship my cawk," and "I've got in my hand right now, and it's gettin' hahd." Furthermore, he is frequently dubbed "Springfeel" for the same reasons.
The Springfield Pervert is usually depicted as convicted sex offender and former TV personality, Vincent "Don Vito" Margera from the popular MTV shows, Viva La Bam and Jackass. However, some pranksters use alternate depictions of him, such as a nude, morbidly obese man with a beard, sitting at a computer or other creepy-looking men.
- "Hey, cum-guzzler."
- "Callin' from Springfield."
- "You sound tight!"
- "Love 'em... They give good head."
- "Ooh... I got a nice cock to slam in you."
- "Want you to... really worship my cock."
- "Need somebody that can worship it."
- "I got an 8-inch cock that's FAT. Nice 'n fat and I got it in my hand right now and it's...gettin' hard."
- "I'm gonna cum in your mouth so much, you'll be shittin' cum."
- "Like a nice, big cock in your mouth?"
- "Like to suck on some dick?"
- "8 inches. Nice 'n fat, can you handle that?"
- "You're gonna lick it clean, and you're gonna keep it hard."
- "I'll pig fuck you. You better beg for it!"
- "Like to get slammed in the ass, too?"
- "Slam you hard you can handle 8 inches fat?"
- "Balls rubbin' against your chin..."
- "And before I cum, I'm gonna squeeze ya nose, and you're gonna take it all."
- "I want a good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock."
- "Oh yeah... that sounds good."
- "Ohhh yeahhh..."
- "Oh yes... Definitely."
- "8-inch cock you think you can handle that?"
- "You're gonna drink it."
- "You're gonna keep suckin' it."
- "Think you can handle that?"
- "You want that cock or not?"
- "Bend you over and slam you."
- "Like the cock cum between your teeth?"
- "Cum all over your face and I'm gonna rub my cock all over your face, and then you're gonna do it again. I'm gonna force you to suck it again."
- "Hows ya lips?"
- "What are you gonna do with that?"
- "You're gonna drink the cum."
In popular cultureEdit
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.
- Springfield Pervert soundboard at Megaswf.com
- Springfield Pervert soundboard at SwfCabin.com
- Springfield Pervert soundboard at Soundboard.com
- Springfield Pervert in channel 9 news broadcast
- Springfield Pervert Calls Gamestop
- Springfield Pervert & Rick The Mullet Man Call Gamestop Back
- Springfield Pervert vs. Ohio Gay Bars