Text Message Telemarketer
Depiction of Text Market Telemarketer


Prank Call Victim





early to-mid 20s





The Text Message Telemarketer is a prank call victim who was discovered by Revolverocelot2501 in October 2011. She was first called by Drug & Alcohol Lady and, much like Jesse the Internet Telemarketer, quicky began acting in an unprofessional manner when she was accused of calling "Drug & Alcohol".[1] A victim soundboard was later created by the prankster and occassionally used against other fellow telemarketers.[2][3][4]


  • "?"
  • "And your phone number fag please?"
  • "Excuse you?"
  • "You're calling me."
  • "YOU'RE calling about the text message or the ad, right?"
  • "Well, I've never called YOU. We're an inbound calling center which means we're only allowed to accept inbound calls."
  • "Well is there something I can help you with?"
  • "Well that's fine. I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm doing my job."
  • "Is there something I can help you with?"
  • "I don't know what your talking about. We TEXT MESSAGE them if that's what your talking about."

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
October 10, 2011 Telemarketer Revenge 26: What 'r you callin' Drug an' Alcohol for?! Revolverocelot2501 Text Message Telemarketer Original call. [1]
January 16, 2012 Telemarketer Revenge 37: The Vacation is OVER!! Revolverocelot2501 Various [2]
Janurary 14, 2013 Annoying Cruise Telemarketers RapidRedial Various [3]
April 25, 2013 Cruise Scammer Calls Hotels - Prank Call RapidRedial Various Particularly hilarious [4]


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