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California Crook
California crooky
Common Depiction of the California Crook

Category

Prank Call Victim

Real Name

Adnan "Dan" Yousef (Arabic: عدنان «دان» يوسف)

Occupation

Bail Bonds Agent

Residence

Whittier, California

Place of Birth

Palestine

Age

Possibly 50's or 60's

Nationality

Palestinian American

Spouse(s)

Name Unknown, claims to be married

Children

7 Children

The California Crook, also known as Dan, or Adnan (His arabic original name) is a Palestinian-American bail-bondsman in Whittier California, who was discovered by the The Phantom Dialer in early 2016.Known for having a short temper, and quick witted responses, often mocking at the prank callers race, and questioning their sexuality.

Due to his clever insults, infectious laugh, and unique accent he quickly became popular among the community. He has become a favorite among many prank calls.

The California Crook was quickly given his own soundboard, one in which he has been called several times with, and has failed to recognize his own voice.

As shown in more recent calls, he is shown to be fed up with the prank calls, and has threatened legal action against the prank callers in his usual obscene and profane manner.

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Actual likeness of California Crook

Popularity Edit

Veteran Prankster musicfromhellsedge (formerly The Bailbondsh Electric) has lead a surge of California Crook soundboard usage, effectively skyrocketing his popularity and use by several talented pranksters. This has lead to Rebhert declaring The California Crook Era, referencing it to the popularity heights of Duncan and Bail Bondsman among others, who have provided significant cornerstone trends to the Soundboard Prank Call Community.

In the case of the Crook, many uploaded calls are titled in Arabic translated from English to humorously illustrate his rich Middle-Eastern disposition.

Depiction Edit

California Crook is depicted by the likeness of Indian actor Anupam Kher. According to vague commentary from the blog which the depiction originates, it was taken of Kher as he openly insulted a speaker.

Criminal History Edit

After an investigation it was found that the California Crook had been arrested in 2005 suspected of diverting tens of millions of dollars to the Middle East, money they made through drug sales and hustling cons and jail inmates through intimidation and kidnapping. However it seemed that charges were exaggerated and now he operates normally his business.

​QuotesEdit

  • ​Bailbonds, hello?
  • Suck your dick? you have a dick?!
  • ​Fred Herbert?
  • ​Where are you right now?
  • ​This is a business you fucking bitch.
  • ​One of these days I'm gonna catch you! One of these days I'm gonna catch you! I swear for God, for Jesus! I'm gonna knock your teeth out!
  • ​It look like you want to visit a cemetery very soon.
  • I have a dick for your mother, okay?
  • Go to Compton. Its sounds like you have itchy ass. Go to Compton and some nigger will grab you and fuck you.
  • If I catch you I'll fucking.... take your teeth out.
  • I'm not a gay
  • I have a bullet with your name on it.
  • ​Give your address, where you are. I can take care of you.
  • ​Your ass itching you? You need someone to fuck you?
  • You motherfucking crook.
  • You fucking gay, man.
  • White piece of shit!

External LinksEdit

  • [1] (Soundboard by NLDBroadcast)
  • [2] News about the crook's arrest

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