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The Hay Man
The Hay Man
Traditional depiction of the Hay Man.

Category

Prank Call Victim

Occupation

Retired

Residence

North Mississippi

Age

mid to-late 60s

Nationality

American

Spouse(s)

Common-law wife, name unknown

The Hay Man (real name: Gary) is a prank call victim who was discovered by Pranktz in June 2013. He and his common-law wife were first called by Mad Mopar Man, Al the Drunk, and Springfield Pervert. Hay Man believed the latter caller was a friend of his named "Larry" and, asking him if he'd been on that damn 'shine again", told him to "go to bed and sober up".[1]

Later calls included a three-way call with the real-life Al the Drunk and, when a local police officer answered the victim's phone, a lengthy conversation with Officer Crazy.[2]

The Hay Man is named as such due to his constant use of "hey" throughout the end of his sentences. It is highly probable that Hay Man is afflicted with tourettes syndrome as it is consistent with his speech.

QuotesEdit

  • "Are you drunk or what?"
  • "You've been drinkin' some of that damn 'shine ain't ye'?"
  • "Don't drink no more shine."
  • "I know! I know goddamn it. You've been drinkin' that."
  • "You don't drink?!"
  • "You gonna come over tomorrow and help me?"
  • "Lord have mercy!"
  • "I can't BELIEVE you're sayin' all this shit."
  • "Why are you callin' ME?"
  • "Who the FUCK did you call?"
  • "You gonna call me in the mornin' then I'm gonna call YOUR ASS!"
  • "I will call your ass EARLY! I'll call your ass REAL EARLY!!"
  • "You need to quit drinkin them damn shine, hay."
  • "Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!!"
  • "Sober up. Ay."
  • "Ya'll Northern' motherfucker!"
  • "Ya' mo-ron."
  • "No I didn't. I didn't call yew!"
  • "No, I didn't call YOU! You called ME!"
  • "You are, uh, fucked up."
  • "Why are you so fucked up?"
  • "I asked you a question!"
  • "Do you UNDERSTAND who the fuck you talkin' to?"
  • "Ya'll got me mistaken for some other motherfucker!"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
June 1, 2013 Hay (1) Pranktz The Hay Man Original call. [1]
June 3, 2013 Hay (2) Pranktz The Hay Man [2]
June 6, 2013 Hay (3) Pranktz The Hay Man [3]
June 9, 2013 Hay man calls payphone Nomadcowatbk Various [4]
June 17, 2013 Hay (4) Pranktz The Hay Man [5]
June 17, 2013 Hay at 6AM SyntheticPranks Various [6]
July 14, 2013 The Hay Man Calls a Larry Deathskull99 Male victim [7]
June 17, 2013 Hay (5) Pranktz The Hay Man [8]

ReferencesEdit

  1. 1.0 1.1 Hay (1) on YouTube
  2. 2.0 2.1 Hay (2) on YouTube
  3. Hay (3) on YouTube
  4. Hay man calls payphone on YouTube
  5. Hay (4) on YouTube
  6. Hay at 6AM on YouTube
  7. The Hay Man Calls a Larry on YouTube
  8. Hay (5) on YouTube

External linksEdit

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