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The Pissed-Off Canadian calls the A-Z Pawn Shop
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Elelisrael

Soundboard(s) used

Pissed-Off Canadian

Victim(s)

Charles

Length

4:12

The Pissed-Off Canadian calls the A-Z Pawn Shop is a soundboard prank call made by Elelisrael on September 28, 2009.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*phone rings*]
Charles: A to Z Pawn. This is Charles.
Pissed-Off Canadian: Yeah, I've got some people out there, who'd just love to cut... just, choke that little chicken neck of yours...
Charles: Really?
Pissed-Off Canadian: Yeah, listen you fuckin' little faggot, why don't you-
Charles: Hey, you little cocksucker, you can try chokin' this chicken all you want but you won't get no cumin' outta me.
Pissed-Off Canadian: You're just a little cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!
Charles: (amused) Are ya cluckin'? Huh. Look we don't sell crack at this shop.
Pissed-Off Canadian: What do you want then, little white queer boy?
Charles: You're a little white queer boy? But at least you're not a little FAG queer boy, huh?
Pissed-Off Canadian: What are you, queer man?
Charles: Ha ha ha ha!
Pissed-Off Canadian: You're a scrawny little [unintelligible]. You'd SQUEEZE like a, like a lemon!
Charles: You wanna squeeze me like a lemon? Look, I don't swing that way buddy.
Pissed-Off Canadian: You must be a queer!
Charles: Hey, which one are you? I'm lookin' on the YouTube right now on my phone.
Pissed-Off Canadian: Queer or a steer, and you don't sound like a steer to me, so you must be a queer!
Charles: Naw, I think you're a queer because you're a little strange actin' to me.
Pissed-Off Canadian: That's what like little WORMS like you need. You need to be bitchslapped is what YOU need to be!
Charles: Hey, I'm gonna go ahead and give a little shoutout while I'm on here. A shoutout to 666j1, to uh, a shoutout to TehPrankCaller, shoutout to BatmanAndDuncan and..[unintelligible]
Pissed-Off Canadian: Hello, Frank Garrett speaking.
Charles: [Unintelligible]..if you subscribe to AtoZPawner. I've got my own videos on there now buddy and I'm AtoZPawner an' .. thanks to subscribing to me and making me..[unintelligible]
Pissed-Off Canadian: Hello, Frank Garrett speaking.
Charles: I appreciate it guys.
Pissed-Off Canadian: Hello, Frank Garrett speaking.
Charles: Say what?
Pissed-Off Canadian: Hello, Frank Garrett speaking.
Charles: Frank Garrett's speaking? I've already talked to Frank Garrett today too, and uh, you might wanna know this. Uh, Frank has agreed to do an interview WITH me. I'm gonna have somebody videotape it. It'll be about less than 10 minutes long, and we'll do an interview later and, uh, see if we can get it put it up there by the end of the day.
Pissed-Off Canadian: Yeah, I've got some people out there-
Charles: If you guys want this interview, if you guys want this interview information .. we ask one thing. You can call me all you want but just please stop calling Frank Garrett. He'll say that HIMSELF and he'll be on the video himself. That's the only thing he asks.
Pissed-Off Canadian: Queer or a steer, and you don't sound like a steer to me, so you must be a queer!
Charles: Yeah, YOU must be a queer.
Pissed-Off Canadian: You chicken shit, you chicken little chicken-livered thing you!
Charles: Josh Hitchard. Josh Hitchard, you are such a faggot.
Pissed-Off Canadian: You're not even a faggot. You're a worm!
Charles: You're done. Frank Garrett..[unintelligible]
Pissed-Off Canadian: You're a scrawny little [unintelligible]. You'd SQUEEZE like a, like a lemon!
Charles: (laughs) So when are you gonna put this little video on there, man? 'Cause this ain't gonna be worth shit to you, is it?
Pissed-Off Canadian: What do you want then, little white queer boy?
Charles: (laughs)
Pissed-Off Canadian: Why don't you and I get together? We'll dance a little bit and we'll see whose tough after that!
Charles: [in a faux-Irish accent] Ohh, fuck you ya fuckin' fuckhead. I'll fuckin' fuck you and all ya lesbian fish eatin' friends, ya faggot!
Pissed-Off Canadian: Ohh, you're a tough guy! YOU TOUGH GUY!!
Charles: [in a faux-Irish accent] You can fuck with ya mate, you can fuck what you're able, but if ya try to fuck me you'll be under the table!
Pissed-Off Canadian: You're not even a faggot, you're a worm!
Charles: [in a faux-Irish accent] Oh, suck on a gold mine, ye little leprechaun.
Pissed-Off Canadian: You know, listen you fuckin' little faggot, why don't you co- I'll tell you what: Why don't you meet me tomorrow afternoon around 2:00 on the corner of 14th and Smith?
Charles: [in a faux-ghetto accent] On a corner? That's where your momma is! Look, I saw her on the corner last night. She was growlin' and purrin'.
Pissed-Off Canadian: Hello? Hello, Frank Garrett speaking.
Charles: No, this ain't Frank Garrett.
Pissed-Off Canadian: Yeah, I've got some people out there, who'd just love to cut... just, choke that little chicken neck of yours... enjoy life while that short life you've got left there, chicken boy.
Charles: Ah, shut up or I'll come over and muff dive your mother. [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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