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Tom the Pissed Off Roofer and Duncan call Rick the Mullet Man
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Mr88Nismo

Soundboard(s) used

Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer
Duncan
Tiesha

Victim

Rick the Mullet Man

Length

9:48

Tom the Pissed Off Roofer and Duncan call Rick the Mullet Man is a soundboard prank call made by Mr88Nismo in November 2009.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*phone rings*]
Rick: Hello.
Pissed Off Roofer: Hello. Hey, who’s this?
Rick: Hey, it’s Rick.
Pissed Off Roofer: This is Tom. Who-who are you tryin’ to call?
Rick: Tom?
Pissed Off Roofer: Yeah.
Rick: I’m not tryin’ to call anybody. Yeah.
Pissed Off Roofer: Lemme tell you something, asshole. You called here three times in the last ten minutes. And I’m goddamn sick of it!
Rick: Hey fuck you motherfucker…I didn’t call your fuckin’ house!
Pissed Off Roofer: Go fuck yourself, you asshole!
Rick: Fuck you!!!
Pissed Off Roofer: Don’t call here no more, motherfucker!
Rick: I didn’t call you, you motherfucker! Get your fuckin’ figures straight--(overlapping)--you asshole motherfucker! Don’t cuss me you cocksucker, I’ll kill you!
Pissed Off Roofer (overlapping): I wish I was someplace I could get my hands on you, that’s all I can tell you. And I’ve already called them…they’re after you and they’re gonna get you eventually.
Rick: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Rick: Hello.
Pissed Off Roofer: Who the fuck are you, you cocksucker?!
Rick: Hey, I didn’t call your house, motherfucker. You got the wrong fuckin’ number.
Pissed Off Roofer: If I was there, I’d kick your fuckin’ ass, motherfucker!
Rick: Why don’t you put your unavailable off and I’ll kick your fuckin’ ass! Fuck you…
Pissed Off Roofer: If you’re talking to me, you can go fuck yourself.
Rick: …you fucking… I’ll call the police on your ass!
Pissed Off Roofer: I don’t know who you’re talkin’ to and have no idea why you call and call and call, but you’re gonna have to stop.
Rick: [*hangs up*]

Call #3

[*phone rings*]
Rick: Hello.
Duncan: You stupid cocksucker.
Rick: What are you doing?
Duncan: You stupid motherfucker. Hey, is your mama still got, uh, worms crawlin’ out her pussy?
Rick: [*hangs up*]
Duncan: Hello?!!

Call #4

[*phone rings*]
Karen: Hello.
Duncan: This is Frank Garrett. How are you?
Karen: This is Karen, Frank.
Duncan: This is about the fourth call you’ve made today.
Karen: We didn’t make any call to your number, that’s for sure, sir.
Duncan: Son of a bitch.
Karen: I’m a woman. I’m not a son of a bitch.
Duncan: You stupid cocksucker.
Karen: (laughs) You’re a drunk.
Duncan: Yeah.
Karen: [*hangs up*]
Tiesha: Hello.

Call #5

[*phone rings*]
Tiesha: This Tiesha. Who is this?
Rick: Hello?
Tiesha: You wish you could fuck me bitch, but you ain’t got a dick to fuck me bitch!
Rick: Now we got some bitch on here cursing us out.
Tiesha: You fucking whore!
Rick: Hey fuck you, you cunt.
Tiesha: Where are you?!
Rick: [*hangs up*]

Call #6

[*phone rings*]
Rick: Look motherfucker, I’m gonna get the police involved now…
Pissed Off Roofer: Cocksucker!
Rick: …You’re askin’ for it.
Duncan: Well, I don’t give a shit.
Rick: I didn’t call your house. I’ve been sitting here on the fuckin’ TV and computer…and all the sudden you call here unavailable with your number blocked…telling me I called your house for the last ten minutes three times and cursin’ me out. Nobody had called your house from this number.
Duncan: You stupid motherfucker.
Rick: Get over it buddy…
Duncan: Stupid son of a…
Rick: …Nobody is callin’ your house and botherin’ you.
Duncan: I can’t understand you.
Rick: I said nobody is callin’ your house and botherin’ you. Want me to get the police to trace this fuckin’ call they will, okay?
Duncan: Well, I don’t give a shit.
Rick: All right then, we’ll do it that way.
Duncan: Sure, you stupid cocksucker you.
Rick: [*hangs up*]

Call #7

[*phone rings*]
Duncan (overlapping): This is a business phone, get off of it.
Rick (overlapping): Get it off your system, man!
Duncan: Hello?! This is Frank Garrett.
Rick: Frank Garrett. Okay, Frank Garrett.
Duncan: Yeah.
Rick: What do you want?
Duncan: I don’t know.
Rick: You don’t know? Well, why you keep callin’ me? Nobody called you, Mr. Frank Garrett.
Duncan: You the one that called you ignorant bastard you.
Rick: Nobody called you, you drunk old fuckin’ hoosier. Nobody is botherin’ you.
Duncan: You stupid cocksucker.
Rick: Fuck you, I’m gonna call the police and give them your fuckin’ name, Mr. Frank Garrett.
Duncan: Well, I don’t give a shit.
Rick: [*hangs up*]

Call #8

[*phone rings*]
Duncan: You motherfucker…if I met you, I’m gonna hurt you.
Rick: You don’t wanna hurt me? Then quit callin’ here, okay?
Duncan: Do what?
Rick: Nobody’s botherin’....
Duncan: Do what?
Rick: I say nobody’s botherin’ you.
Duncan: Well, I don’t give a shit.
Rick: All the sudden you get my number from somewhere and you start callin’ me. And you’re harassin’ me.
Duncan: Yeah.
Rick: Now you want the police to call you back, Mr. Garrett?
Duncan: Yes.
Rick: Is that what you want?
Duncan: Yes.
Rick: You do...okay, well then we’ll have ‘em call you back.
Duncan: Okay.
Rick: A’ight. [*hangs up*]

Call #9

[*phone rings*]
Rick: Hey, you wanna talk to the officers now?
Duncan: Yeah.
Rick: Okay, hang on.
Duncan: Okay.
Rick (to someone in background): He wants to talk to you.
Duncan: Hello?!
[*call ends*]


Call # (final)

[*phone rings*]
Rick: Hello.
Pissed Off Roofer: Hey, who’s this?
Rick: Hey….huh?
Pissed Off Roofer: Who the fuck are you, you cocksucker?!
Rick: Who are you, Frank?
Pissed Off Roofer: This is Tom. Who-who are you tryin’ to call?
Rick: Tom?
Pissed Off Roofer: Yeah.
Rick: I don’t know who…I’m not tryin’ to call anybody. Who are you tryin’ to call?
Pissed Off Roofer: If I was there, I’d kick your fuckin’ ass, motherfucker!
Rick: Why do you want trouble?
Pissed Off Roofer: Huh?
Rick: Why do you want trouble with the police?
Pissed Off Roofer: I wish I was someplace I could get my hands on you, that’s all I can tell you.
Rick: Why are you callin’ here?
Pissed Off Roofer: Don’t call here no more, motherfucker!
Rick: I never called you ever.
Pissed Off Roofer: What do you mean you’re trying to talk…you think I’m callin’ you or somethin’?
Rick: Yeah, you…
Pissed Off Roofer (overlapping): I don’t call you, you asshole…you called me!
Rick (overlapping): I never called your house before. You're calling here with your number blocked.
Pissed Off Roofer: I don’t call anybody!
Rick: You live in Independence, Missouri?
Pissed Off Roofer: Who you talkin’ to?
Rick: You live on Burton Street in Independence, Missouri?
Pissed Off Roofer: Yeah.
Rick: Then why would you call here? I don’t have…I have nothing to do with you.
Duncan: Hello?!
Rick: You live at…
Duncan: Hello?
Rick: You live at 11216 Burton Street…
Duncan: Yeah.
Rick: …Independence Missouri?
Duncan: Yes.
Rick: And your name’s Frank Garrett. Why are you calling here?
Duncan: Yeah. I don’t know.
Rick: You think…I don’t know where you got this number, but nobody has called your house.
Duncan: Sittin’ around watchin’ the worms crawl out of your mama’s pussy?
Rick: Watchin’ the what?
Duncan: Oh, fuck you, you stupid cocksucker!
Rick: You want me to send the police down to Independence, Missouri now?
Duncan: That’s what I said, yeah.
Rick: If that’s wh…if that’s the way you want it, I’ll go make out a report.
Duncan: Okay. That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
Rick: Okay, well what I’m talkin’ about is…is you harassing me…and me pressing charges against you, down in Independence Missouri, for callin’ my house for no reason.
Duncan: You motherfucker, if I met you, I’m gonna hurt you.
Rick: You what?
Duncan: Did your mama not give you any toys to play with, when you was young?
Rick: Yeah, lots of ‘em.
Duncan: Son of a bitch.
Rick: Frank, I got your number here. You got my number.
Duncan: Well, I don’t give a shit. You’re real tough…you hide behind these goddamn telephones…why don’t you come down and see me?
Rick: You want me…you want me to drive down there to Independence?
Duncan: Yes. I bet your mama won’t recognize you when I get through with you.
Rick: (laughs) My mama’s dead, sir. She died several years ago.
Duncan: Well, I don’t give a shit.
Rick: I know you don’t. Sounds like you been drinkin’.
Duncan: Yeah. This is a business phone, get off of it.
Rick: Uh, you need to lose my number and you don’t need to be callin’ here no more.
Duncan: No.
Rick: Okay?
Duncan: Do what?
Rick: You gonna…you gonna be all right now?
Duncan: No. Who are you, buddy?
Rick: What’s wrong?
Duncan: Who are you, buddy?
Rick: What…who am I?
Duncan: Yeah.
Rick: (laughs) You called me, sir.
Duncan: Do what?
Rick: I didn’t call you.
Duncan: Who are you, buddy?
Rick: I know you’re Frank Garrett at 11216 Burton Street in Independence, Missouri. So why…?
Duncan: That’s what I said, yeah.
Rick: Right…so why are you callin’ here? You don’t know who you’re calling.
Duncan: I don’t know.
Rick: No one has called there…phone records…I have…this is a mobile phone that you called.
Duncan: I’m havin’ trouble hearin’….
Rick: And phone records will show that I have never called your number until now, when you…when you called here and the caller ID gave me all your information.
Duncan: I’m havin’ trouble hearin’ you…I’m on a cell phone.
Rick: I just…I just tried to call your house to see if that was you calling me back so many times. You have called here a dozen times. The first time you called, you said I called there three times…
Duncan: Yeah.
Rick: …in the last ten minutes at your house and I have never called your house. Phone records will show you started all this conversation…
Duncan: Well, I don’t give a shit.
Rick: …by calling me. Well, you better sober up then, because if the police come down there to Independence…you know, it’s not…it’s…it’s…it’s not necessary to be like this.
Duncan: Oh you goddamn….
Rick: Now you bother me and my wife and you curse her out too?
Duncan: Yeah.
Rick: Why would you do that?
Duncan: I don’t know.
Rick: You don’t know? Well, nobody called there. The phone records will prove…no one called your house.
Duncan: Sure is. You’re the one that called you ig….
Rick: No I didn’t.
Duncan: Yeah.
Rick: Phone records will show it, Frank.
Duncan: No.
Rick: You have called here a dozen times. I called there once back…
Duncan: This is a bu…
Rick: …to see if this was you and it is you…Mr. Frank Garrett, 11216 Burton Street, Independence Missouri, 64054.
Duncan: This is a business phone….
Rick: Area code 816.
Duncan: Yeah.
Rick: Uh, the prefix is 836…0538.
Duncan: Yes.
Rick: And you’re calling on some weird phone that’s blocking the number….
Duncan: Yeah.
Rick: ….and putting up 000012. And then, when I call it back, it’s blocked.
Duncan: Sure is.
Rick: And uh…nobody has called your house. I don’t know how the hell you got this number.
Duncan: Yeah.
Rick: But you need to stop it before…before I fuckin’ call the police.
Duncan: Well, I don’t give a shit.
Rick: What…you want a shootout with the cops…are you suicidal?
Duncan: Yeah.
Rick: They’re gonna come to your house…they’re gonna come to your house for harassing me.
Duncan: That’s what I said, yeah.
Rick: How old are you, Frank?
Duncan: I don’t know.
Rick: You don’t know how old you are?!
Duncan: No.
Rick: (laughs) He don’t know how old he is!
Karen (in background): You’re a gentleman in this….
Duncan: Do what?
Rick: I’m being a gentleman, Frank. I could come down there with my fuckin’ AR-15 and shoot your fuckin’ old hoosier ass right there in Independence, Missouri!!! NOW CALL AGAIN HERE MOTHERFUCKER AND THAT’S JUST WHAT I’LL FUCKIN’ DO!!! YOU COCKSUCKER!!!!!! FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! [*hangs up*]
Duncan: Do what?

[End of call]

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