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Various People Call Duncan
Telephone ringing twn

Category

Victim Prank Call

Prank Caller

PranksAndThat

Soundboard(s) used

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Duncan, Arnold's Escort, Jesus Lady, Village Idiot

Victim

Duncan

Length

5:04

Audio

Duncan various people

In this call, various celebrity and victim soundboards called Duncan Construction which was posted on YouTube by PranksAndThat. Duncan seemed to be less amused and make more sense in these calls than his past relevant one-liner responses. Many new lines were added to the Duncan soundboard from this call such as "I don't drink! I'm too damn old" aswell as "What's happening?!".

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hi!

Duncan: (talking to someone else, followed by evil laughing) Hey.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Good morning!

Duncan: How are you?

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Good. How are you?

Duncan: I'm just fine!

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Good. Let me talk to your mother!

Duncan: (squeaking, what appears to sound like a rocking chair) Oh, fuck you!

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Get your mother, please! Fuck you.

Duncan: [*hangs up*]



Call #2 [*Phone Rings*]

Duncan: Duncan Construction.

Soundboard of Duncan: You motherfucker if I knew you, I'd really come and hurt you! Stupid son of a bitch, I'm getting tired of your shit!

Duncan: What's that you're saying?! Ya know something? If you're real tough, ya hide behind this goddamn telephone, why don't you come down see me?

Soundboard of Duncan: Cocksucker!

Duncan: Why don't you come down and see me?

Soundboard of Duncan: Hey has your momma still got, uh...worms crawling out her pussy?

Duncan: Why don't you come down and see me?

Soundboard of Duncan: Yeah!

Duncan: Hey toughy, come down and see me or quit this...bullshit!

Soundboard of Duncan: Yeah!


Call #3

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: What do you want, dummy?

Soundboard of Duncan: Oh! Go to hell, you son of a bitch! I've got you figured out.

Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #4

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.

Soundboard of Duncan: Hello asshole! Duncan Construction.

Duncan: Well, it's you again! Did your momma not give you any toys to play with? When you was young?

Soundboard of Duncan: Yeah! Hey has your momma still got, uh...worms crawling out her pussy?

Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #5

[*Phone Rings*]
Soundboard of Duncan: Asshole! ... Hello... This is a business phone, get off of it... They let you out of that nuthouse again, you stupid motherfucker?

Duncan: Oh fuck you, you ignorant son of a bitch.

Soundboard of Duncan: Stupid son of a bitch, you! I'm gonna get you one of these days and...break your goddamn neck!

Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #6

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.

Soundboard of Duncan: This is Frank Garrett..... Frank Garrett.....

Duncan: What's happening?

Soundboard of Duncan: Yeah! Hey is your momma... still got... uhh.. worms crawling out her pussy?

Duncan: (while the soundboard is talking) You know something you ignorant son of a bitch, you?! You hid behind this phone long enough, why don't you come down and see me?!

Soundboard of Duncan: Yeah!

Duncan: I bet your momma won't recognize you when I get through with you!

Soundboard of Duncan: Yes. I don't give a shit!

Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #5

[*Phone Rings*]

Arnold's Escort: Good evening.

Duncan: Hello.

Arnold's Escort: All's I want is you to fuck me.

Duncan: Oh, you stupid cocksucker, you! Can't you find something better to do than mess with me?!

Arnold's Escort: How does it feel? You ain't even got what it takes to fuck me, bitch!

Duncan: [*hangs up*]



Call #7

[*Phone Rings*]

Duncan: Duncan Construction.

Soundboard of Duncan: Y-you're out of your mind, buddy! I don't even have a dozer and I don't do dirt work! Hello?!

Duncan: They let your ass out again, you stupid son of a bitch?!

Soundboard of Duncan: Y-you got the wrong guy, buddy. I don't even have a dozer.

Duncan: [*hangs up*]



Call #8

[*Phone Rings*]

Duncan: Duncan Construction.

Soundboard of Duncan: Hello! Hello?!

Duncan: Hello....

Soundboard of Duncan: How are you? Hello?!

Duncan: HELLO?!

Soundboard of Duncan: How are you?

Duncan: The hell do you want?

Soundboard of Duncan: Do what? Oh, you goddamn, stupid son of a bitch, you!

Duncan: Hey, uh...they let you out of your fucking cage again? [*hangs up*]



Call #9

[*Phone Rings*]

Duncan's female relative: Hello?

Soundboard of Duncan: Hello!

Duncan's female relative: Hello?

Soundboard of Duncan: Where do you live?

Duncan's female relative: Do what?

Soundboard of Duncan: But where do you live now?

Duncan's female relative: Do wha---who is this?

Soundboard of Duncan: Duncan Construction.

Duncan's female relative: Do what?

Soundboard of Duncan: Duncan Construction.

Duncan's female relative: This is Duncan Construction.

Soundboard of Duncan: Oh, you goddamn, stupid son of a bitch, you!

Duncan's female relative: Do WHAT?

Soundboard of Duncan: Uh...I think you're...kinda pulling my leg, lady. I got something better to do than listen to you.

Ducan's female relative: (puts phone down) I dunno, they just called me a stupid SOB! *laughs*

Duncan: (in background) Yeah... (picks phone up) Hey buddy? You're real tough when you're hiding behind that telephone. Why don't you come down and see me? I'll beat your head soft.

Soundboard of Duncan: Where do you live? But where do you live now?

Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Soundboard of Duncan: Motherfucker you.

Call #10

[*Phone Rings*]

Duncan: Duncan Construction.

Jesus Lady: Hello?

Duncan: Hello.

Jesus Lady: Duncan Construction?

Duncan: Yes.

Jesus Lady: The blood of Jesus is against you. Do you know Jesus? Hello?

Duncan: Hello?!

Jesus Lady: Who--who are you looking for?

Duncan: I'm not looking for anybody, you called me!

Jesus Lady: What's your cellphone number?

Duncan: No way am I going to give that to a total stranger!

Jesus Lady: The blood of Jesus is against you.

Duncan: Do what?

Jesus Lady: Do you know Jesus?

Duncan: I can't understand ya! You'll have to get out of that hole.

Jesus Lady: In the name of Jesus...

Duncan: (realizes it's another prank call) OH, FUCK YOU!!!

Jesus Lady: Where are you calling from?

Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Jesus Lady: Hey, he's threatening to kill me!

Call #11 (final)

[*Phone Rings*]

Duncan: Duncan Construction.

Village Idiot: Hello!

Duncan: Hello.

Village Idiot: Hello, it's John.

Duncan: What's happening?

Village Idiot: Frank! How's it going? You ready to go out drinking tonight?

Duncan: I don't drink!

Village Idiot: It's Friday night, you ready to go out and party with us?

Duncan: Don't need to! Too damned old.

Village Idiot: We'll buy you some cocktails. Okay, what time you gonna be there? We're leaving here in ten minutes.

Duncan: Good idea.

Village Idiot: Wow....

[*End of Call*]

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