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Vegeta calls an Old Religious Woman
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

AntiVenom9808

Soundboard(s) used

Vegeta, Nappa

Victim

An old religious woman

Length

7:40

Vegeta from Dragon Ball Zdials an old and very religious woman in search of Dragon Balls.

VegetaFlorida

The original "title card" of the prank call video on YouTube.

Summary Edit

The Old Woman starts talking about Jesus within seconds, informing Vegeta that Jesus is watching him and that he knows what he's doing. Vegeta continuously mocks the woman's religious speech, and threatens her over Dragon Balls.

Under the final minute of the call, Nappa, another Dragon Ball Z character, dials the old woman back, also in search of Dragon Balls. Another prank call to the old woman's residence would later be made with Dragon Ball Z villain Frieza, who speaks to her husband.

Fans of the call like to debate amongst themselves whether or not the old woman was just playing along with Vegeta, perhaps believing that one of her grand kids was pulling a prank on her, or that she was so lonely she was willing to talk to anyone. AntiVenom9808 has since stated that the call is genuine, and that the old woman was most likely of the mindset that one of your grandchildren was playing a joke on her. The evidence for this can be backed up with the Frieza call, where the old woman and her husband threaten the caller with the police and claim that they traced the call (although unsuccessfully). Speculatively, the old woman questioned her grandkids about the original call and learned that they were not involved.

Vegeta calls an Old Religious Woman became immensely popular from its release, becoming one of the most popular prank calls of all time. It is enjoyed by both prank call fans and fans of Dragon Ball Z alike.


Transcript (incomplete)Edit

Call 1
(Phone rings)
Old Woman: Hello.
Vegeta: How are you?
Old Woman: Heow am I?
Vegeta: Yes. I'm only gonna say this once so listen carefully. (pause) Can you hear me?
Old Woman: What?
Vegeta: CAN YOU HEAR ME!?
Old Woman: YES I CAN HEAR You and Jesus can hear you to and I'll be sure and I'll pray for you, for whatever problem you might have..
Vegeta: You were enjoying yourself before.
Old Woman: Before what?
Vegeta: What are you saying?.
Old Woman: What do I say?
Vegeta: What's the matter?
Old Woman: What is - what is the matter? Nothing's the matter.
Vegeta: Didn't Raditz tell you?
Old Woman: (Talking over soundboard) I think you might have - Did what!? Who? .
Vegeta: Is Frieza here?
Old Woman: Teressa?
Vegeta: Yes.
Old Woman: (Talking over soundboard) There is no Teressa here.
Vegeta: No way.
Old Woman: (Talking over soundboard) I think you might have the wrong number. Where'd you get this number?
Vegeta: I hope you're not lying to me. I'm in no mood.
Old Woman: You know what? You sound like you're a very mechanical person.
Vegeta: This is work.
Old Woman: You're not very funny.
Vegeta: But you're simple postponing the inevitable!
Old Woman: Of what?
Vegeta: You see Super Saiyans tend to be a bit violent.
Old Woman: This has nothing to do with my conversation.
Vegeta: You're making a big mistake.
Old Woman: Oh yeah?
Vegeta: Woman!
Old Woman: How do you know I'm a woman?
Vegeta: SHUT UP! You've said quite enough. I don't think you realize just who you're dealing with.
Old Woman: Who am I dealing with?
Vegeta: Vegeta.
Old Woman: The who?
Vegeta: Vegeta.
Old Woman: The cheater?
Vegeta: Yes. SUPER SAIYAN VEGETA!
Old Woman: (Talking over soundboard) Cheater of what? Cheating at what?
Vegeta: What?
Old Woman: The cheater of what?
Vegeta: CAN YOU HEAR ME!?
Old Woman: Jesus is watching you.
Vegeta: YOU IDIOT!
Old Woman: And I hope the lord will bless you and forgive you, because you have a problem.
Vegeta: Don't play ignorant with me.
Old Woman: I'm hoping you well, and hoping the lord will bless you.
Vegeta: You know better.
Old Woman: Tell me your name.
Vegeta: Vegeta.
Old Woman: The cheater?
Vegeta: No. SUPER SAIYAN VEGETA!
Old Woman: You're so funny.
Vegeta: Quiet woman!
Old Woman: "Quiet woman" - How do you know I'm a woman? How do you know I'm not a gay man?
Vegeta: (Growls angrily)
Old Woman: Does that make you angry?
Vegeta: Yes.
Old Woman: I'm so sorry. Do you get angry a lot?
Vegeta: Yes.
Old Woman: That's because Jesus is watching, and you get angry because you're really there's something wrong with you.
Vegeta: Yeah right.
Old Woman: And I hope that he will bless you.
Vegeta: You just don't get it do you.
Old Woman: What don't I get?
Vegeta: Listen to me!
Old Woman: I'm listening.
Vegeta: We'll be the greatest fighters in the universe.
Old Woman: Oh really? And where are you from?
Vegeta: Nappa.
Old Woman: Nappa?
Vegeta: Yes.
Old Woman: (Talking over soundboard) Napa Valley in California?
Vegeta: Yes.
Old Woman: Napa Valley in California?
Vegeta: Yes.
Old Woman: Oh, that's not another planet.
Vegeta: (Growls angrily) Forget it.
Old Woman: Yeah, "forget it" is right.
Vegeta: We would rule the planets. You could have anything you desired.
Old Woman: I already have everything I want (...)
Vegeta: Yeah right. I have a proposition for you.
Old Woman: I don't know about that.
Vegeta: I, Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans, would like to offer you the opportunity to stand beside me in this conquest.
Old Woman: I don't think so.
Vegeta: Don't be a fool!
Old Woman: I would think that you're the fool.
Vegeta: What?
Old Woman: I would think that you're the fool.
Vegeta: Enough!
Old Woman: Enough of what?
Vegeta: Don't play ignorant with me!
Old Woman: About what?
Vegeta: You're the one that defeated Raditz one year ago.
Old Woman: Did what?
Vegeta: Our scouters also work as communicators.
Old Woman: And what do they scout?
Vegeta: Frieza.
Old Woman: I...I didn't understand you.
Vegeta: What's the matter?
Old Woman: I didn't understand it. Your..Your..don't speak very well.
Vegeta: Now tell me, how does the idea of eternal life sound to you?
Old Woman: I plan to have eternal life.
Vegeta: All the power of eternal life will be mine and no one will be able to stop me.
Old Woman: (Laughing) (...)
Vegeta: I'm going to shut that disgusting mouth of yours.
Old Woman: My mouth is not disgusting. I have not said one disgusting thing.
Vegeta: You see, I've discovered it's possible to sense power levels without a scouter.
Old Woman: To send power levels without a scouter?
Vegeta: Yes.
Old Woman: What does that mean?
Vegeta: (Growls angrily) Forget it. We're going to wait for him to show his cowardly face.
Old Woman: Whose cowardly face?
Vegeta: Kakarot.
Old Woman: I don't know that name.
Vegeta: WHY NOT?!
Old Woman: I don't know, I've never heard that name.
Vegeta: THAT'S A LIE!
Old Woman: I've never, oh it's a lie because I've never heard of Jack of somebody?
Vegeta: Yes.
Old Woman:Never heard that name.
Vegeta: Well I guess that's unfortunate then.
Old Woman: Well I don't know that it's unfortunate from the sound of you, I'm not too sure I would want to know that name.
Vegeta: EXPLAIN!
Old Woman: If that's part of what you're doing.
Vegeta: EXPLAIN!
Old Woman: Just always remember that Jesus is watching you.
Vegeta: ENOUGH!
Old Woman:He knows what you're doing.
Vegeta: Yeah right.

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