Traditional picture of portraying Vietman


Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard




40's or even 50's





Vietman (real name: Michael Tran) is a prank call victim who was discovered by TheGoldenPhone2. His soundboard has traditionally been considered a popular Asian soundboard second to the Chinaman.

He is believed to be a private lawyer. If he is a lawyer, he shouldn't be one due to his inappropriate slang. His picture depicts a random Vietnamese man with a 'I Love Canada' t-shirt giving the camera a thumbs up. The soundboard is notoriously known for the Vietnamese quotes he says.

Original Victim CallEdit

User TheGoldenPhone2 originally calls a random Vietnamese lawyer with the Chinaman soundboard. The lawyer thinks he's just another client before Chinaman says random things. With all of that, the lawyer is confused with what the Chinaman is saying, such as when he is asked what's his name, or if he's in jail. He then hangs up. GoldenPhone calls again using random Chinaman quotes which reveals the lawyers name to be Michael Tran. He also begins asking if the Chinaman spoke Chinese or Vietnamese.

Michael then thinks that the Chinaman is a potentially confused fellow Vietnamese client (because when Michael asks "Are you Vietnamese?", Chinaman says "Yes I am!") and begins talking to him in Vietnamese. However, since the soundboard does not have a lick of Vietnamese or Chinese quotes, GoldenPhone only clicks on a bunch of random quotes, confusing Michael a little more. Eventually Michael loses his patience assuming that the Chinaman was just a Vietnamese prankster, begins to make threats. He threatens Chinaman that he will 'kick his ass' and that he knows 'where his house was'. GoldenPhone on the other hand, not knowing what Michael was saying in Vietnamese, continues to click on random Chinaman quotes. Michael finally decides to end the phone call saying that the Chinaman is only a wannabe idiot that speaks English and that he would kick his ass before hanging up.


Many users have used the Vietman soundboard on random people and business'. People who want hilarious results used it on people who are Vietnamese. It was in a hilarious 2011 call by this soundboard, that the Chinaman was rediscovered as a victim, and discovered to really be Vietnamese(resulting in some fans beginning to call him "The Chinaman from Vietnam") after the two engaged in a heated but hysterical argument in that language.

It should be noted that (like all victim soundboards) all the Vietnamese things that Vietman is saying is not very nice, which results in Vietnamese people getting really mad and throwing back insults. If people are wondering what the Vietman is saying, here are the translated quotes in the soundboard order.

1. "What did you say?"

2. "Motherfucker, speak something politely."

3. "I didn't say motherfuck"

4. "What is called motherfuck?"

5. "You want me to come over and kick your ass?"

6. "I'll come over and kick your ass I know where your house is."

7. "I'll come over and kick your ass right now, you hang up and I'll slay you."

8. "You dick motherfucker, you speak good English like you don't know Vietnamese you liar. I'll kick your ass."

Additional Quotes that are not on the soundboard, but heard in the original Chinaman call to Vietman.

1. "Motherfucker I'll beat you to death right now." (This is heard right after #2 on the soundboard).

2. "You want me to kick your ass? YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER AND KICK YOUR ASS?" (Right after #2 also).

3. "I didn't say "motherfuck", what is called "motherfuck", you want me to kick your ass now?"(Extended version of #' 3-5)

4. "If you don't want me to kick your ass, then be quiet!" (Right after #7)

Editors Note: The last quote was mistranslated by Zeusvn88 who translated it as, "You don't know shit. You can't speak English so don't fucking pretend like you can. I know you're Vietnamese so don't pretend like you're not, motherfucker. I'll kick your ass." .

However, Vietnamese viewers say that the last translation stated above is not right but the one where it says "You dick motherfucker" is right.

Another note is that the Vietman when he was prank called by Chinaman, he insults the Chinaman saying 'motherfucker' in Vietnamese. However, he doesn't know the English version of 'motherfucker', so he that's why quotes like "I didn't say motherfuck","What is motherfuck" ended up on the soundboard. What a stupid lawyer.

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Chinaman calls a Vietnamese guy TheGoldenPhone2 Vietman Original call. [1]
N/A Nismo Random calls Vol-1 (Duncan, Vietman, and Rick the Mullet Man) Mr88Nismo [2]
November 6, 2009 VietMan Calls Plumbing Business Prank Call Snoopinc [3]
November 20, 2009 CALLS FROM THE TOY CHEST: Rick The Mullet Man threatens the hell outta a guy (+Vietman & Chinaman) EnjoiCam Female victim [4]
July 22, 2010 Vietman Denied Emergency Assistance, Crazy Chinese Guy Retaliates With Extreme Hostility Purpledrone Female victim [5]
October 13, 2010 Vietman and Deputy Martin Calls a Louisiana Restaurant Wolfbane8 Female victim [6]
February 7, 2011 Chinaman And Vietman Call Mary WorldClassPrankster Female victim [7]
June 5, 2011 Vietman calls The Chinaman Zarkrell Chinaman First call to Chinaman in three years. [8]
September 18, 2011 Vietman Calls Another Vietnamese Guy PranksAreUs83 Male victim
December 2, 2011 Vietman calls Phat Dat CrazyHermit Phat Dat Restaurant [9]
February 29, 2012 Soundboard Fail Rampage CrazyHermit Male victim [10]
April 6, 2012 Vietman, Chinaman and Duncan call about their car insurance Zamot83 Female victim [11]
October 31, 2012 Vietman in London AR15pranks Various [12]
November 12, 2012 Vietman and Satanic British Lawyer call an insurance company Zamot83 Male victim [13]

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