Wesley Cocks (March 11, 1917 - June 3, 2016) was a prank call victim who was discovered by MistahBlonde in April 2013. He and his late wife Leatrice were originally called by SlingBlade who was hoping to "solicit business for his Lawn Mowing company". Blonde also conferenced Welsey with his local police and caused alot of confusion involving Life Alert. In these calls, Wesley revealed he is a passionate gun owner and quoted the famous "give me liberty, or give me death!"
Wesley was called by Synthetic Dail, in which Wesley confused the word "Arizona" as being "marijauna". Subsequently, he was called multiple times by the Bail Bondsman soundboard, including the famous "Walnut" line. This lead Wesley to put two-and-two together and believed that the callers are drug addicts and that "Walnut" is "some kinda damn dope they've got a code name for" which has been sold to the dope heads by someone using his name and telephone number. He also revealed his age, former occupation and his desire to kill the callers.
- "I don't know what to tell ye."
- "I want you to call the damn sheriff's department."
- "Somebody's a foolin' ya and the same people that's harassin' me they harrassin' you."
- "Give me liberty or give me death!"
- "So I keep guns loaded all around me."
- "An somebody's been harrassing me - a Yankee - for three months."
- "APPLE PIE?!??"
- "What do you have to do with it?!"
- "Hell no, I don't understand a fool like yew!"
- "WAAAANDEHHHH? I DONT KNOW ANY WAAANDEHH!"
- ""I'm 96 years old!!! I ain't got no use for no woman!""
- "YEW GO TA HELL! YEW CRAZY, SON OF A BITCH CHUU!"
- ""I told the Sheriff's department time after time, that I ain't never had a life alert!""
- ""Are yew that old Jamie Carswell?""
- ""I'm going to kill some son o bitch if he come messin' with ME!"
- ""Oh, JAMES KIRBY!!!? That who yew talking bout? He ain't worth a damn, he aggravates the devil out of me!""
|April 30, 2013||SlingBlade meets Wesley Cocks||SlingBlade||Wesley Cocks||Original call.|||
|June 18, 2013||Wesley Cocks Part umm.. 12?||Arnold||Wesley Cocks||This was a conference call with the Burke County Sheriff's Office.|||
|June 25, 2013||Please say Operator at any time||MistahBlonde||Wesley Cocks' daughter|||
|August 6, 2013||Wesley AKA Ron Wichita calls Himself (the finale)||Wesley Cocks||Wesley Cocks|||
|August 9, 2013||Wesley Cocks, Redneck Roofer and incoming calls||SyntheticPranks||East Texas Hillbilly|||
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 SlingBlade meets Wesley Cocks | APRIL 2013 (part 1) on YouTube
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwceRT4abaQ
- ↑ Wesley Cocks Part umm.. 12? | JUNE 2013 on YouTube
- ↑ Please say Operator at any time | JUNE 2013 on YouTube
- ↑ Wesley AKA Ron Wichita calls Himself (the finale) on YouTube
- ↑ Wesley Cocks, Redneck roofer and incoming calls on YouTube