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Wesley Cocks
Wesley
Traditional Depiction of Wesley Cocks

Real Name

Wesley Pink "Freddie" Cox

Category

Prank Call Victim

Occupation

U.S. Navy Veteran & Timber Cruiser

Residence

Morganton, North Carolina

Age

99 (deceased)

Nationality

American

Religion

Baptist Christianity

Spouse

Leatrice Cox

Children

One adopted son

Wesley Cocks (March 11, 1917 - June 3, 2016) was a prank call victim who was discovered by MistahBlonde in April 2013. He and his late wife Leatrice were originally called by SlingBlade who was hoping to "solicit business for his Lawn Mowing company".[1] Blonde also conferenced Welsey with his local police and caused alot of confusion involving Life Alert. In these calls, Wesley revealed he is a passionate gun owner and quoted the famous "give me liberty, or give me death!"

Wesley was called by Synthetic Dail, in which Wesley confused the word "Arizona" as being "marijauna".[2] Subsequently, he was called multiple times by the Bail Bondsman soundboard, including the famous "Walnut" line. This lead Wesley to put two-and-two together and believed that the callers are drug addicts and that "Walnut" is "some kinda damn dope they've got a code name for" which has been sold to the dope heads by someone using his name and telephone number. He also revealed his age, former occupation and his desire to kill the callers.

QuotesEdit

  • "Howdy."
  • "I don't know what to tell ye."
  • "I want you to call the damn sheriff's department."
  • "Somebody's a foolin' ya and the same people that's harassin' me they harrassin' you."
  • "Give me liberty or give me death!"
  • "So I keep guns loaded all around me."
  • "An somebody's been harrassing me - a Yankee - for three months."
  • "APPLE PIE?!??"
  • "What do you have to do with it?!"
  • "Hell no, I don't understand a fool like yew!"
  • "WAAAANDEHHHH? I DONT KNOW ANY WAAANDEHH!"
  • ""I'm 96 years old!!! I ain't got no use for no woman!""
  • "YEW GO TA HELL! YEW CRAZY, SON OF A BITCH CHUU!"
  • ""I told the Sheriff's department time after time, that I ain't never had a life alert!""
  • ""Are yew that old Jamie Carswell?""
  • ""I'm going to kill some son o bitch if he come messin' with ME!"
  • ""Oh, JAMES KIRBY!!!? That who yew talking bout? He ain't worth a damn, he aggravates the devil out of me!""

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
April 30, 2013 SlingBlade meets Wesley Cocks SlingBlade Wesley Cocks Original call. [1]
June 18, 2013 Wesley Cocks Part umm.. 12? Arnold Wesley Cocks This was a conference call with the Burke County Sheriff's Office. [3]
June 25, 2013 Please say Operator at any time MistahBlonde Wesley Cocks' daughter [4]
August 6, 2013 Wesley AKA Ron Wichita calls Himself (the finale) Wesley Cocks Wesley Cocks [5]
August 9, 2013 Wesley Cocks, Redneck Roofer and incoming calls SyntheticPranks East Texas Hillbilly [6]

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