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Wife Beater calls the Harlem Barber
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

TheGoldenPhone2

Soundboard(s) used

Wife Beater

Victim(s)

Harlem Barber
Harlem Barber's employees

Length

2:25

Wife Beater calls the Harlem Barber (also titled Drunken Wife Beater calls The Barber Shop) is a soundboard prank call made by TheGoldenPhone2 in September 2009. In the third call to the victim, Wife Beater calls Joe's Barber Shop and gets insulted by both Harlem Barber and his staff.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Harlem Barber: Barbershop.
Wife Beater: Hello?
Harlem Barber: Barbershop.
Wife Beater: Why don't you quit callin' my number, would ya' please?
Harlem Barber: Hey yo, partner, listen. I went through this here with you yesterday, man. I don't know whose callin' your number but do me a favor man. Please stop messin' with me man. I'm a grown man and I'm not callin' your number.
Wife Beater: You're a lyin' son-of-a-bitch nigger!
Harlem Barber: I'm not who you think I am. Alright?
Wife Beater: YOU'RE a nigger!
Harlem Barber: I'm at work. I just work here man. That's all I do.
Wife Beater: You're a lyin' no good nigger.
Harlem Barber: Huh?
Wife Beater: Fuck you, nigger.
Harlem Barber: Alright, tell me your ADDRESS then faggot!
Wife Beater: Why don't you quit callin' my number, would ya' please?
Harlem Barber: Since you wanna play games I'll come to you. Tell me your add- you gonna keep callin' here playin', faggot.
Wife Beater: I don't want NOTHIN' from you. Quit callin'!
Harlem Barber: Alright?! Man up, MAN UP!
Wife Beater: Come on over here and do it!
Harlem Barber: Don't make me *69 you, FAGGOT-
Wife Beater: I got your fuckin' number...
Harlem Barber: -'cause if I do I'm gonna follow through, FAGGOT!
Wife Beater: Get off the line you black bastard!
Harlem Barber: I'm gonna hang up now. Call back and see if I don't *69 you, faggot! [*hangs up*]


Call #2 (final)

Harlem Barber's employee: Hello?
Wife Beater: Hey, why don't you just come on over here?! You know where I live, you motherfucker!
Harlem Barber's employee: Nigga, fuck you AND your wife. Nigga.
Wife Beater: YOU'RE a nigger!
[*A second employee takes the phone*]
Harlem Barber's employee #2: Yo man, yo what's up, man?
Wife Beater: Get off the line you black bastard!
[*Talking is heard in the background*]
Harlem Barber's employee #2: Nigga..? Whoa, whoa, hold up. Hold up. I tell you what. You callin', you know where we at. Come over here.
Wife Beater: No, I didn't call you.
Harlem Barber's employee #2: (long pause) Listen man .. this is, this is a, this is a barbershop homeboy.
Wife Beater: (softly) Fuck you.
Harlem Barber's employee #2: This is a barbershop. Everybod-
Wife Beater: Aw, fuck you!
Harlem Barber's employee #2: People use this phone bitch. We don't know WHO your wife is man. That's YOUR problem.
Wife Beater: You don't know where I live you sorry son of a bitch.
Harlem Barber's employee #2: That's YOUR problem. See I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, uh, I'm not with, I'm not with this phone gangsta shit. If you wanna talk face-to-face ... where you at?
Wife Beater: Got a dick in your mouth? Shut up!
Harlem Barber's employee #2: Youse a fuckin' homo, nigga. Shut the fuck up. Bitch ass nigga.
Wife Beater: You're a lyin' no good nigger.
Harlem Barber's employee #2: As a matter of fact, I'm gonna find out where your wife is and I, I, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fuck your wife just so we're DP now, nigga.
Wife Beater: Hey, why don't you just come on over here?! You know where I live, you motherfucker!
[*Harlem Barber takes the phone*]
Harlem Barber: (in a faux-Spanish accent) 'Allo.
Wife Beater: You done got your ass whooped, motherfucker!
Harlem Barber: Que pasa..(starts speaking gibberish)
Wife Beater: Fuck you, son of a bitch!
Harlem Barber: (continues speaking gibberish)
Wife Beater: Aw, FUCK you.
Harlem Barber: Maricón? Esé? Maricón!
Wife Beater: YOU'RE a nigger!
Harlem Barber: Let me beat you. Maricon! Your wife was suckin' me real good last night!
Wife Beater: No, I didn't call you!
Harlem Barber: You kissin' her? You're suckin' my dick now too, faggot!
Wife Beater: Fuckin' bastard.
Harlem Barber: You love my dick? The way it tastes in your mouth? From hers? Faggot!
Wife Beater: Got a dick in your mouth? Shut up!
Harlem Barber: And she can't even suck me. Tell that bitch to take her teeth out next time. Faggot!
Wife Beater: Oh, shut up.
Harlem Barber: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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